Here's another parody made by yours truly!! This parody features Blade,Whistler,Scud,and the Bloodpack from the movie Blade II!! I'm in it as well!!Also this parody is original meaning I made it up! Enjoy!
Everyone is at my mansion (too bad I don't actually live in one ) chilling out and doing God knows what!
Me: Man I'm hungry! I need something to suck on!
Blade: I got something you can suck on
Me: I didn't mean it like that you pervert! Also even I did,that would NEVER happen
Blade: You didn't say that last night while I was f***ing your brains out
Everyone else: Ooooooooooh!
Whistler: Tought him everything he knows
Me: Eww don't even mention such a horror
Verlaine: Awww nothing wrong with sex my dear! *pats my back* How do you think we got here?
Chupa: Next time you two idiots f*** like wild animals,KEEP IT DOWN!!!!
Nyssa: What he said. I don't think ANYONE got any sleep last night
Me: I sure didn't and it's because of a certain half-breed
Blade: You know you liked it
Me: I can hardly walk nor sit down cause of you! Not to mention my hair is f***ed up..........
Scud: Damn Blade!
Snowman: *shaking his head*
Me: Stupid sex-craved men
Blade: *smacks me on the butt*
Me: OWWWWW! Damn it Blade! You're gonna get it!!
Me: *chasing Blade all over the place*
Reinhardt: *recording everything on camera* This is so going on YouTube
Whistler: And you're gonna lose your balls if you do that
Verlaine: -_- Men..... so stupid yet we love them
Hope you liked my parody! I love you guys! *hugs all of you*
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Here are some random facts about me!
My favorite colors are red,black,pink,white,sky blue,purple,gold,and silver. I hate the colors green and orange.
I can't draw nor cook
My Chinese zodiac sign is Year Of The Pig/Boar
I hate Twilight,Avatar The Last Airbender,and Samurai Jack.
My favorite school subjects are English and JROTC and I hate math.
My favorite season is winter
I named my DS Shadow since she's red and black like Shadow The Hedgehog
I get annoyed and irritated easily
I hate being called short (Think Edward Elric here)
People keep mispelling and mispronouncing my name (which is Corethra) wrong and it's annoying
Diabetes runs on my dad's side of the family and cancer runs on my mom's side
People always compliment me on my hair
I'm a virgin and plan to stay that way until marriage
I'm African American aka black
I wear glasses due to me having a lazy eye 8)
I love all kinds of music
My favorite foods are noodles,mac n cheese,and pizza
I'm a picky eater
I love spicy foods
I wanna learn martial arts one day
I have more guy friends than girls
I'm a bit of tomboy and don't like dressing up unless I have to
I hate wearing heels and sandals
I HATE make-up
I drink hot sauce sometimes
My mom had me at the age of sixteen (I was three months premature) and we both nearly died but thank God we're both alive
Hi guys! Just ranting and raving about bullying! I hate bullies! They are so insecure and pathetic and they really tick me off! I also can't stand racism and discrimination! Just because someone is different from you doesn't mean you have the right to pick on them. Also you should be careful who you f*** with! Because the same person you bully might be the same person that you have to go to for help! Then you'll be at that person's mercy and you'll be looking stupid! So remember bullying never gets you anywhere but down below into HELL! Here's a song to inspire those who have been bullied:
Here are some more YouTube vids I would like to share!!
To start things off,Happy belated July 4th everyone! This Tokyo Drift parody was made by ME!! Meaning this parody is original and also I'm in it! As Yusei Fudo from Yu-Gi-Oh 5D's would say Let's Rev It Up!! This parody stars me and Han!
Han and I are driving around in his car and he offers me a job at his garage and I happily agree.
Han: You're in the pickup and delivery business now. I may call you once a week or maybe once an hour. I don't care if you're as sick as a dog or in bed with Beyonce. I call,you show.
Me: First of all,if I'm as sick as a dog,I would be in a hospital or something like that. Second of all,why would I be in bed with Beyonce? I'm not gay I'd rather be in bed with you.
Han: Very funny Corethra.
Me: Awwwwww did I make you uncomfortable?
Han: Cut it out
We arrive at a party and as I get out of the car Takashi comes strolling by and smirks at me.
Takashi: Well well what do we have here?
Me: F*** off Takashi
Takashi: Is that any way to greet an old friend? *puts his arm around my shoulder*
Me: Unless you wanna lose that arm I suggest you remove it.
Han: I wouldn't mess with her if I were you bro. She may be sexy but she's dangerous.
Takashi: I like dangerous girls. *rubs my butt*
Me: *kicks Takashi in the nuts*
Takashi: *screams in agony* Ahhhh damn it!
Han: Told ya so.
Takashi: Shut up Han
Twinkie: *laughing at Takashi* That's what you get! Wow Han I didn't know you had a woman!
Han & Me: Shut up Twinkie!
Yes I know the parody was totally random! Sorry! Hope you guys liked it!
Here are some awesome YouTube videos you just HAVE to see!
Here are some celebrities that I have a crush on!
Jacoby Shaddix (lead singer of Papa Roach)
Sung Kang (the guy who plays as Han in Tokyo Drift)
Justin Beiber (NOT a fangirl)
Austin St John (the guy who plays as Jason in Mighty Morphin Power Rangers)
Robin Shou (he played as Liu Kang in the Mortal Kombat movies)
Someone broke in our house and stole some of our stuff including my PS2! I feel so incomplete without my games! I feel like my soul has been taken from me! Why me? What did I do to deserve this? All I ask for is a good life! Is it too much to ask for?!!!!!!!!!!!! My mom keeps telling me that things will get better and that God will work it out. I hope she's right.
Here's another parody this time with Fast and Furious Tokyo Drift! This parody is a scene from the movie Biker Boyz starring Laurence Fishburne and Derek Luke! That movie is great and be sure to see it if you haven't!
Sean,Twinkie,and Han are at a restuarant hanging out and Twinkie (who's wearing sunglasses even though it's nighttime) tells them a rather hilarious story.
Twinkie: Think of the sexiest girl you've ever seen in your life,the sexiest,and I'm telling you Shorty was sexier than that!
Han: And she was checking you out?
Twinkie: Yo she was drooling all over me son! So I go over and talk to Shorty right,and she telling me she been racing for about two years and she wanna race me for 500 beans. (That's $500 dollars btw)
Sean: That sound like easy money.
Twinkie: Yo as fine as she is,I'm thinking the same thing. Only she ain't got no money,so she says if I win I get whatever I want.
Han: So did you win?
Twinkie: What you think? So I takes her back to the motel to settle our debt right? And Shorty starts kissing on me,ya know what I'm saying,and starts twirling her tongue in my ear and I'm saying son that's my spot. Don't twirl the tongue in my ear.
Han: That's a little more than I need to know.
Sean: Hold up you took her back to the motel and you only got an ear job?
Twinkie: *imitates Han's laugh* Shut up that ain't funny. Anyway before I can tell Shorty to chill she got me handcuffed to the headboard like Blah!
Sean & Han: Nice!
Twinkie: Next thing I know 5 of her friends com storming in!
Sean & Han: NICE!!
Twinkie: Nah nah see you're not hearing me man. It's not coming through your head. *takes off sunglasses revealing a black eye*
Sean & Han:
Twinkie: This ain't no S&M bruise. They beat the s*** outta me,stole my money and my clothes,and I had to ride home butt-naked yo! And there was this big-a** traffic jam cause everyone got out their cars to laugh at me. I nearly burned my nuts off on the way home.
Sean & Han: *laughing hysterically*
Twinkie: Yo we a motorcycle club! We supposed to stick together at times like this right? And you're just gonna laugh at me like that? At least help me get my money back man!
Sean & Han: *still laughing*
Twinkie: That's messed up man. That's mad messed up.
I hope you guys liked this parody! Let me know what ya'll think! I love you peoples!
Here are some YouTube videos that ya'll MUST see! Here are the links!
For those of you who love Yu-Gi-Oh,this is a parody featuring Seto Kaiba and Joey Wheeler! This parody is a scene from the movie Friday starring Ice Cube and Chris Tucker! Be sure to see the movie if you haven't!
Kaiba has to use the bathroom but can't get into his house because he forgot his key.....again. So he resorts to a drastic measure......going into his back lawn!
Joey: *walking by humming* Kaiba! Kaiba what the hell you doing back here?
Kaiba: Nothing man. Hey I'm fixing something. Just stay over there!
Joey: But I thought you wanted me to wash your car.
Kaiba: Hey man wash it later! Stay over there!
Joey: Kaiba you know I ain't the smartest man in the world but from over here it looks like you taking a s***
Kaiba: Wheeler! Get the hell off my back lawn!
Joey: What you been eating dude?
Kaiba: Get the hell outta here! Go on man!
Joey: Between me and you when you're done I'll clean all that s*** up for ya for $2.00 *walking away*
Kaiba Hey Wheeler!
Kaiba: You better not tell nobody man!
Joey: I'm not man!
Kaiba: Keep on the down low!
Joey: I'll keep it down bro. *walks to the sidewalk* HEY! KAIBA BACK HERE TAKING A S***!!!!
Joey: Well I ain't gon tell nobody else *walking away humming*
I hope you liked the parody! Sorry if Joey and Kaiba seemed a bit OOC but I'm just following the scene I might post more parodies soon!
This birthday shout-out goes to Katsuhiro Harada,the producer of the Tekken series! He is also a co-producer for the Soul series! Happy birthday Harada sensei! Thank you for bringing us two fantastic video game series!
Hi guys! Miss me? Sorry I haven't been on in a while but I don't have access to a computer at home so I can only log on at school. Speaking of which,I have to go to summer school from 12:15 pm to 4:30 pm. I'm taking English III so I can graduate early! Wish me luck! Also my grandma's in the hospital with pneumonia. I hope she'll be ok.
Once upon a time,there was a girl who was born without arms and legs. One day,her family took her to the beach. She was sitting by herself looking sad and lonley and this dude came up to her and asked her what's wrong. She said, "As you can see,I have no arms and legs and no guy has ever hugged me." He picks her up and hugs her. She looks happy for a minute then becomes sad again. The guy asks again what's wrong. The girl says, "No guy has ever kissed me." He looks around to make sure no one's looking,picks her up,and kisses her. She looks happy for a minute and becomes sad again. "Now what's wrong?" the guy asks her. "I've never been screwed," the girl answers. He picks her up,carries out into the water (the water is chest-deep),throws herin the water and says, "You're screwed now!!"
What word starts with the letter F and ends with uck?
When you have nuts on the wall,what do you get? When you have nuts on your chest,what do you get? When you have nuts on your chin,what do you get?
A plane crashes between the Kentucky and Tennessee border. Where would the survivors be buried?