•  
  • OrkHammer007
  • Level: 35 (33%) 
  • Rank: Stitches
  • Member since: Feb 5, 2006
  • Last online: 12/23/09 11:48 am PT
  • My Emblems:
    • Rank: Registered Member
    • Convivial
    • I voted
    • PC Aficionado
    • +1 Orator of Distinction
    • Rank: Registered Member
    • Convivial
    • +1 Orator of Distinction
    • PC Aficionado
    • I voted
     
     

My Friends

OrkHammer007's Feed

OrkHammer007 does not have any recent activity. What a slacker! Maybe you should send OrkHammer007 a private message and ask, "Where are you hiding?"

advertisement

My Recent Reviews

Recent Blog Posts

  • I Can't Think of a Clever Title

    After the last blog, I told myself, "Self, don't write when you're feeling down. It looks bad."...so, I didn't. See how that worked out (as in, nearly disappearing for a month and a half)?I also refuse to even think the words "it can't get any worse" (because it always can).At the end of the week that saw the deaths of Ed McMahon and Farrah Fawcett, and the recall of Michael Jackson to his home planet, I got a phone call from someone I hadn't heard from in 4 years, telling me to check the newspaper... specifically, the obituaries.That's how Continue »
  • Don't Need Any More Months Like That, Thanks

    Once upon a time, I mentioned that I had very bad luck with cars. Unfortunately, that trend doesn't seem like it'll end any day soon.Last year, while on my way back from a job interview, the tread on my tire decided it was bored and parted from the tire itself. While I was driving the car. At 70 MPH.My first impression was, "****, that's loud." Next thought was, "I had better pull over, because it's really hard to steer."When I pulled the car over, I was shocked at the damage. The side marker light assembly was shattered, along with Continue »