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  • Noweb_basic
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  • 30Nov 07

    In All Seriousness

    I was a little flippant in the last entry so just in case it isn't clear, I fully understand how completely messed up this is. It's as if Gamespot is trying to destroy their own credibility, trying to make people cancel their subscriptions, with how they're handling this. For the love of God apologize. And if you can't apologize, or don't feel you have to, put the situation out in the open. This policy bull crap about how we don't talk about former or current employee's hiring/firing status is a load of crap. Protecting his privacy? Then why can't Jeff talk about it? Cnet lawyers protecting him from himself?

    I don't want to be a big drama queen and leave Gamespot, that's always a load of crap to me, "leaving" the site. It's the internet, you're not really going anywhere. But I'll be damned, Cnet sure is trying it's damndest to change my mind.

    edit: And God dammit, do you even realize who you're firing? Greg Kasavin is gone, if he was still here I think Gamespot could weather this a little better (I'd like to think it never would have happened but what the hell do I know?), but now... I don't want to say this in an insulting way to the many editors left over who I've loved to read over the years. Brad Alex all them don't get me wrong I would grieve their leaving in a very real way especially under these circumstances but when you fire Jeff Gerstmann you're cutting off the goddamn head. I mean who the hell do we look to now? Who is the face of Gamespot? And how can we look at whoever takes Jeff's place without a sense of suspicion? If they can swallow their morals and take up his position in the wake of something so blatant as this, what the hell are we supposed to think?

  • 30Nov 07

    Look on the bright side

    At least we know for sure that the Gamespot Kane and Lynch review is the unbiased truth. Just don't trust any more reviews, unless the reviewer gets fired for it. Instant review credibility.

    I was thinking about doing a "How To Play Kane and Lynch" video a while back that would have consisted of an elaborate HTPK&L logo followed by "Don't." in block lettering but all the Anti-Kane and Lynch thunder is stolen now!

    Damn iO should have just made another Hitman.

  • 9Oct 07

    Not dead, just resting

    And not even really that. I just finished this video up, it's more Toribash (your favorite) but this time prettier, as Hampa (lead developer on the game) shot me a 3.0 beta copy with all the pretty new graphics. I've been a bit busy as of late but I'll come up with something to post on here again. Not to be a nag but Gamespot hasn't been too inspiring as of late.

    Direct link to the good quality version of the video: http://botmowen.mydistraction.net/nowebtori3pointoh.wmv

    • Posted Oct 9, 2007 12:01 am PT
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  • 5Sep 07

    As Seen On Gamespot

    Props to whoever stuck me with that emblem. Nifty. Figure I'll take this blog to tell you guys that I'm gonna be doing some new 60 second game reviews, they'll just be tagged with Screwattack at the beginning. Expanding audience, away! I'll let you guys know when the stuff goes up (which shouldn't be too far away), and will more than likely still be posting them as user movies on here. First game is Bioshock.
  • 14Aug 07

    Tokyo Drift: You are nothing.

    Magic and fairy tales old man!

    edit: Side note, is it me or is every single featured user video lately made by staff and not... users.

  • 4Aug 07

    HNTPH16 done so fast

    I can't believe how little time there was between 15 and 16. It feels like yesterday, and a few months. Chugging along at a blistering pace:

  • 28Jun 07

    HNTPH Intro ala Manhunt

    To copy my description text:

    With all the drama about Manhunt 2's release I went back and played the original and really dug it's vibe and intro, so I stole its spirit!

  • 16Jun 07

    Toriiiiibash again again again.

    Feedback I've been getting is that people don't like the song, but I do! And that's what doesn't count.

  • 12Jun 07

    Intro to HNTPH16

    Don't you love how quick these intros come and how long the full movies takes. I know you do. Gamespot sort of screwed the syncing like it always does but I assure you in the real non-flash-****-encoded world, those white flashes are timed to the music! I also totally left "part 15" on there instead of 16, but I didn't feel like rerendering the video. You'd think I'd notice something like that.

  • 5Jun 07

    HNTPH 15, done, in record time.

     Record time being, I think, the longest wait intbetween parts. But it's here now so you have to forgive me.

     

  • 3May 07

    Bounty Huntah edit: Also nukes

    I did go a bit out of my way to lay down some grief on Kevin during the Halo 2 community game thing last night, and it appears to have garnered me an emblem. Ton of fun, hope to play in some more of those.

    And yeah, more video stuff coming, bit of writer's block.

     edit: Here's a bone.

     

  • 17Apr 07

    You Didn't Ask, I Deliver

    HNTPH still coming, once I pick a damn level and stick with it, in the meantime, enjoy some coked up Toribash.

     

     

    • Posted Apr 17, 2007 6:26 pm PT
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  • 9Apr 07

    HNTPH15 Intro

    Just uploaded it to gamespot for the hell of it this time. Includes a callback to part 1! Self-indulgent!

     

    edit: Temp yousendit link for those so inclined to see it in full form:

    http://download.yousendit.com/F4989F3170B1C8F3 

    • Posted Apr 9, 2007 8:53 am PT
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    • 7 Comments
  • 24Feb 07

    HNTPH14 Is Up



    Soliddd.
  • 22Feb 07

    Civil War Ending Blows Hard

    So let me get this straight, Captain cries-like-a-***** America, we should all give up our civil rights if we damage a few buildings and get tackled by some god damn firefighters?

    What in the hell is wrong with you Marvel. Superman teams for every state?

    I hope the next big crossover is just Nick Fury beating the hell out of every superhero who had anything to do with this mess. Slap the hell out of Tony Stark until he tells you who's Helicarrier it is.

    *spoiler alert*
  • 21Feb 07

    Do! Baseball!

    Changed up the profile page a bit with some Streets of Rage 2 business.

    Still the best video game soundtrack ever.
    • Posted Feb 21, 2007 2:37 pm PT
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    • 9 Comments
  • 20Feb 07

    Intro to 14 that works

    Crappy Youtube encode, but reliable!

    Real thing in a few days, barring hurricanes and/or plague.
    • Posted Feb 20, 2007 11:39 am PT
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    • 7 Comments
  • 14Jan 07

    Nobody's sick of toribash yet right?!

    Sure you're not.


  • 3Jan 07

    Say it ain't so Greg

     Only reviewer I trust unquestionably ain't reviewin' no more. God dammit.

    You better make the sweetest damn game on this Earth Kasavin.
  • 21Dec 06

    HNTPH 13 is up

    Totally on time as well.


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