• 19Feb 09

  Seth If satan was in a video game its you.

  No matter who i use or how i use them i get my ass constantly handed to me by this albino bastard. Hes in Street Fighter 4, maybe you've heard of him? His name is Seth and he's the reason why Jesus cries and why we have swear jars.

  For those of you that don't know, Seth is the endgame boss of Street Fighter 4. He's a creation of Bison's and he knows everyway to make you hurt and then some. He is as every bit as unfair as he can possibly be; he has a move from every fighter that makes them unique, counters and grapples whenever you should decide to block or get too close, and no matter how impossible it may seem can always turn the tide of the fight right when youre ready to win.

  The arcade mode on the hardest setting took me 2 HOURS to complete because of him. Thats right 2 HOURS. All the stages leading up to him took maybe 10-15 minutes and no continues. But here comes the big man and hes bending me over his knee and giving me a spanking for nearly 2 hours. How does he do it? Heres how this David vs. Goliath match plays out and no you dont have your slingshot.

  -Seth likes to teleport and he does it a lot. I think he stole this move from Bison but he uses it all the time. Blocking isnt an option for this titan of testosterone. He'd rather teleport behind you to interupt your move or just dodge it outright and knock you teeth out.

  - His ultimate move is a joke. Unless youre blocking or behind him, it doesnt miss. In the middle of your own ultimate? Forget about it. His move cancels out whatever youre doing (unless youre blocking) and proceeds to do some serious damage. Not to mention the irritating fact that when you're killed by it, you get to see youre character's mug plastered across the screen.

  - Instant 360 piledrivers? Check. String 4 or 5 in a row? Double check.

  - A 17 hit kick that only connects with you once??? Get ready for some serious stun time.

  - Dude loves his air time, because he juggles you through the arena without breaking a sweat.

  Anyway i could go on forever about how much i hate seth but in the end I know I'll still go back and try to beat him again and again (even though I already did, twice) because i want that damn achievement and refuse to play on anything but the hardest setting. Go figure why he's so hard right? Anyway peace.

  P.S. I hate you Seth.

  • Posted Feb 19, 2009 2:39 pm PT
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• 28Jan 09

  Been lazy with the reviews

  I'll try to catch up this week, since i know everyone is kicking the doors in to hear what i have to say.
  • Posted Jan 28, 2009 1:56 pm PT
  • Category: Business
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