Here are my honest reviews of games I have played. No biased crap, like what those Gamespot reviewers post.

• 14May 08

  One sentence reviews

  Because I'm bored.

  Orange Box: Well worth $40 even if you already own HL2 and Episode One.

  Grand Theft Auto 4: Liberty City has never been this awesome, especially when you fly out the windshield!

  Assassin's Creed: I'm having enough fun running across roof tops and now I have to kill people?

  Gears of War: This is what Resident Evil 4 should have done.

  Oblivion: You pretty much only have to enter an Oblivion gate twice, thankfully.

  Mario Kart Wii: That piece of plastic makes the game all that better!

  Portal: Simple, yet the awesome new gameplay mechanic makes it virtually perfect.

  Team Fortress 2: Who touched my gun!?

  Half-life 2: Episode Two: Now we're getting somewhere!

  Bioshock: This is why Ron Paul should never be president.

  Super Smash Bros Brawl: Now with a story and Solid Snake.

  Crysis: The best North Korean choking simulator ever!

  Call of Duty 4: The American gets nuked one third into the game but you get to blow a guy's arm off.

  Red Orchestra: When that tank shell bounces of his tank, you'd better move!

  Garry's Mod: The ultimate sand box and sex posing game.

  Halo 3: If I wanted to be called an African American Homosexual, i'd play Counter-strike.

  Metal Gear Solid 4: It's not out but it will rock and if you disagree, you are a Raiden fan. (shame on you!)

  Call of Duty 4: The American soldier gets nuked one third of the way into the game.

  • Posted May 14, 2008 8:07 pm PT
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• 21Dec 04

  Half-life 2

  Highs: Gameplay done right, awesome graphics engine, physics are amazing, facial animation system is impeccable, sounds are very well done, techno music absolutely rocks.

  Lows: It ended.

  Gameplay: 10/10

  Graphics: 10/10

  Sound: 10/10

  Final score: 10/10

  • Posted Dec 21, 2004 11:15 pm PT
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