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Do you play games to heart's content? Buy 'em like you don't owe rent? Couldn't give 'em up for Lent and went to get your thumbs unbent? Keep your body in stagnation as you relish constipation 'cause you wouldn't have to pause your game and leave to do a bathroom heave? Go for days, no food or drink, no showers, causing "gamer stink"? Never blink and never breathe, when your baby starts to teethe, you shut the door and play some more, adore the gore in RE 4, hit the store, "Majora's Mask , how much if used?" you calmly ask. "Give me games and give me consoles, have my liver, heart and tonsils! Take my spleen, it's all for sale, just give me that new Icewind Dale!" If you can't have it, no one can. Do you know the muffin man? The ring came off your pudding can? Take my penknife my good man! Simpsons copyright infringement, nothing really rhymes with "fringement!" So do you play games to heart's content? Buy 'em like you don't owe rent?
Yeah, me neither.
