• 31May 13

  My other 2 blogs.

  Wow im reading my old blogs and i was appaerantly so rabid that i typoed the whole damn thing.  I mean damn, my arguments are practicly invalid because i write like a 3rd grader XD

  • Posted May 31, 2013 9:26 am GMT
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• 1Jul 09

  More un-dead stupidity.

  To all of you that are talking about new or modern zombies being faster and smarter and yata yata...... Grow a dman brain. HEr they are in no particular order....

  Example 1) 28 Days & Weeks Later: Toug similar in concept, the Rage infected denziens of these to films are virus infected freaks, but there alive. Whats The number one rule of a zombie? THE LIVING DEAD!!!! Being alive but contaminated doesnt make you a zombie.

  Example 2) Resident Evil 4 and 5: I cant begin to tell you how many poeple ive strangled over these two games. Reading game mag reviews and articles about how zombies are evolving, (Gamespot to as in my previous blog), When Resident Evil 4 and 5 DONT HAVE A SINGLE DAMN ZOMBIE IN THEM!!!! Honestly how dumb are you if you can play a whole game without having the brain power to pay attention? Both games main antagonists are poeple infested with Las Plagas parasites at differant stages of experimentation. The villagers are alive, but not able to control there bodies. So once again, alive = not a zombie.

  Example 3) Dawn of the Dead Remake: Besides the fact that its a remake, wich pretty much makes anything it changes not matter, The zombies are fast and nimble in the begginning, but get increasingly less coordinated as the movie progresses. Easile explained thru science. The zombies are just turned in the beggening, meaning there bodies are strong and intact. Then as time goes bye, months, the bodies decay, making them resemble there true, shuffling, retarded nature.given enough time to naturaly decay they would become the zombies we all know and love.

  So in closeing, if you want to reveiw a horror movie or game, pay attention. and always remember the rule number one of zombies, Dead bodies that are stilll active, if the bodies alive its not a zmbie.

  • Posted Jul 1, 2009 11:06 am GMT
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• 6Nov 07

  Modern Zombie, did they even play RE4?

  Have any of you read modern zombie? They repeatedly refer to the Ganados From Resident Evil 4 as Zombies, wich anyone who's ever played know's there not. Las Plagas anybody? Parasites that control and alter the Ganados bodies. Leon even says it at the begining, "definatly not a Zombie." So before you write, pay attention dumb asses. Thats why they dont bite or eat you numb nuts!
  • Posted Nov 6, 2007 11:14 am GMT
  • Category: Games
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