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eric.arntzen1@verizon.net
If you were blind, you couldn't read this, so I could say that you have a whale blowhole for a kneecap, and you would never know I wrote that. But making fun of the handicapped is not nearly as fun as making fun of Canada. Also, there is more to make fun of. Canada has more tundra than all of the cripples combined.
-A Reading from the Book of Paul
(that guy who owned a bakery)