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610 and doing fine
610 is my Xbox Live Gamerscore as of writing this. Personally I can't be bothered with grinding for achievements. I mean who really has time to get every little thing in every game. I know it's designed for the hardcore and completeists out there but some of us are too lazy/don't have enough time to "find all the terminals" in Halo 3 or practise enough to "survive to 1 million points" in Geometry Wars or even memorize all the patterns in Ikaruga. I guess what I'm saying is make easier achievements for the lazy Xbox 360 gamers. I want to atleast get 2000 points but I'm not going to sit through playing TMNT to get there.
Category: Games
Posted by LAZZOR, Apr 27, 2008 6:46 pm PT  
Someone Find Me A Dragon For I Shall Feast On It's Flesh!
I like DragonForce. They're pretty cool guys who play fast guitar and aren't really afraid of anything. Normally I'm not into the whole power metal stuff (I prefer the metalcore although I'm starting to like mathcore, thrash, and deathcore even more) but when I listen to them I feel like I could kill a dragon. Yup I said it. DragonForce makes me want to hunt and kill a dragon. Hell they've got the word dragon in their name. I bet if it came down to it they'd kill it with their insane guitar licks and yes I'm aware some of it it is studio trickery but I don't care.
Category: Music
Posted by LAZZOR, Apr 16, 2008 8:40 pm PT  
Well well well. I guess I'm not crazy after all.

On Saturday (well technically Sunday morning) I made a thread about someone who keeps randomly showing up for a few seconds in the middle of MuchMusic shows(It's kind of like MTV but they atleast try to show videos). Anyways I was watching Much last night out just to see if my mystery man would show up and he did this time holding a sign with a website address written on it.

www.phreak615.com

Site doesn't work atleast not for me but after the 1.5 seconds of Goggle searching I came to this.

http://phreak615.blogspot.com/

^The face of the phreak.

The blog itself gives me some information. phreak615 appears (this being the keyword) a disgruntled Much employee who seems to be able to hack the Master Feed because from what I've heard this isn't just a Toronto thing. I'm not really sure what to make of this. If this is just somebody trying to push the buttons of a broadcaster who neglects actuall music videos for stuff like the OC and that damn Girlicious show then I'm all for it but I'm pretty sure this is some viral marketing stunt because we all know how much advertisers love those.

On a side note there is an e-mail given on it's Blogspot profile so I may e-mail this character and see what's what if I even get a real response from it(him/her? I'm not really sure).

Category: Technology
Posted by LAZZOR, Apr 14, 2008 6:12 am PT  
Virtual Console is letting me down.
Anyone else noticing the lack of good games on the Wii Virtual Console? I'm talking about Genesis and SNES stuff. I bought Gunstar Heroes and Star Fox 64 but I haven't found anything else that excites me. Prehaps I need suggestions, anyone want to help me out?
Category: Games
Posted by LAZZOR, Feb 23, 2008 8:03 pm PT  
Wii have a serious problem...

I am a Wii owner and proud of it. My little white box has brought me much joy since I purchased it. Albeit, I don't own that many games for it and there lies the the problem. Wii games suck. I know what I said. The Wii (currently) is being treated like the Gamecube. Getting half-baked ports of older games (ie Mortal Kombat: Armeggedon, Prince of Persia: Rival Swords) or the crappiest version of newer games (Spiderman 3, Transformers). If it's supposedly the fast sell console in history then why is it everytime I have money to buy a game I always wind up buying a new DS cart. I find it sad when the best Wii games out there happen to be ports of games released on the Gamecube from either last year(I know the Wii version was first but it original started out as a GC gameso get over it fanboys) or two years ago (Resident Evil 4). Although times are changing, crappy Wii games continue to flood the market. Even Nintendo tries to pass off Pokemon Battle Revolution as a must have Pokemon Wii game. I call bs. Call it what it really is, Pokemon Stadium Pearl/Diamond. That brings me to another point. Where's the online play? 360 and PS3 had it right out of the box and we have to wait almost a year to get Wifi games coming out. In the past I've said that Sony needs to get their act together with the PS3 but now Nintendo is also showing signs of not caring about their consumer base. So here's a simple list of what ( I think) should be done to help the Wii stay a contender.

1. NO MORE MINI-GAME COMPLIATIONS!!! Seriously guys, if you want to avoid the gimmick stigma then stop letting developers release them on your system.

2. Fix online. The Wifi Connection works fine but friend codes are annoying. Surely it'd be alot easier to give each unit it's own little unique code instead of shoving a bunch of numbers down our thoats.

3.No more ports. As good as RE4: Wii Edition is the system needs more original games. I'm tired of developers trying to sell me an old game just because it's on the Wii. A turd is still a turd even if it's wrapped in gold fabric.

I'm not trying to hate but over the last little while I've been questioning my Wii's existence and contemplated selling it so I can buy a Elitel 360. So Nintendo, either shape up or I'm going to "Jump In".

Category: Editorial
Posted by LAZZOR, Jul 29, 2007 8:28 pm PT   2 Comments
Just a Quick Note..
It seems 0 out of 9 people don't like my review of Mortal Kombat: Armeggedon for the Wii. I gave it a 5.0 and called it crap for which it is. If you think I hate that game just wait for my review on the Spider-man 3 game.
Category: Games
Posted by LAZZOR, Jun 12, 2007 10:21 am PT  

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If Stan Lee was dead this game would make him turn in his grave. Continue »
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