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10Nov 09

To my beloved thumb downer stalker

Thank you very much for always keeping me in mind.
No, thank you, I mean it, you are far too kind.
Thank you for including me in yourmorning routine.
I must be the greatest source of entertainment you've seen.
Don't know what I did to you, but I guess sorry is out of the question.
You're doing this again, so I'm guessingyou've had rest then.
If I thought it would stop, I would offer apologies
But really, who am I to deny you your precious jollies
Any chance you can tell me who you are, you think?
I just want to thank you, maybe even buyyou a drink.
Or maybe being on the sauce is what's causing this
But I'll stay positive, because I'd rather be an optimist.
So go ahead, thumb down all you want. I don't really care.
Doesn't matter to me anymore, I'd rather keep my hair.
But I just want to say one thing to you, you dumb mother ****.
While you're thumbing down my comments, you got a thumb up your butt!

***SPOILER***

  • Posted Nov 10, 2009 8:18 am PT
  • Category: Humor
  • 32 Comments

32 Comments

  • MistressMinako

    Posted Nov 10, 2009 8:28 am PT

    Lulz, GS stalkers. You know what I always say to people who talk about me all the time... "Thank you for making me the center of your world! You are far too kind!"

  • aaronmullan

    Posted Nov 10, 2009 8:37 am PT

    If I stalk you a little can I get a poem?

  • spirit7someguy

    Posted Nov 10, 2009 8:37 am PT

    LMFAOROFL And your cat avi blends perfectly... yay! stalkers

  • JustPlainLucas

    Posted Nov 10, 2009 8:45 am PT

    By the way, this poem took absolutely no time to write.

  • Teenaged

    Posted Nov 10, 2009 9:36 am PT

    Haha brilliant!
    I should make one as well for my stalker.


    Unless the same person is stalking both you and me.... O.O

  • spazzx625 Site moderator

    Posted Nov 10, 2009 9:53 am PT

    "thumb downer" implies someone is a thumb, but also a bit of a drag on the current situation...I like it

  • Gallego Site moderator

    Posted Nov 10, 2009 10:18 am PT

    you're that popular

  • bowlingotter

    Posted Nov 10, 2009 10:23 am PT

    @spazzx625 Well done. I also feel like it could be someone who always shoots down conversations about thumbs.

  • N-REAL

    Posted Nov 10, 2009 10:40 am PT

    It might get annoying at one moment, Admins should have a tool to track this kind of abuse.

  • kellymae

    Posted Nov 10, 2009 11:29 am PT

    Hahahahahahahahaha.................wait, I'm not done, hahahahahahahahaha..........ok, I think it's out of my system. Another Epic poem by Lucas.

  • EGOE

    Posted Nov 10, 2009 12:07 pm PT

    Nice poem. I guess you could call it a poem.

  • mattykovax

    Posted Nov 10, 2009 12:25 pm PT

    Great poem and nice way to make light of the situation.

  • Wolls

    Posted Nov 10, 2009 12:34 pm PT

    hahah i think you broke his spirit

  • calvinsora

    Posted Nov 10, 2009 12:41 pm PT

    When I look at your comment section, I see it is true. Someone has "thumbed-down" both your comment and Teenaged's comment. I didn't know there were people with such little a life out there, but apparently, those stalkers don't even have one.
    Awesome poem, Lucas.

  • GunnyHath

    Posted Nov 10, 2009 1:07 pm PT

    I was wondering what all the thumbs down were about.....

  • dubel_07

    Posted Nov 10, 2009 1:11 pm PT

    Poetry is power

  • KittyHeart

    Posted Nov 10, 2009 1:33 pm PT

    lol yeah i have someone who stalks my blog and thumbs down the comments too

  • TTDog

    Posted Nov 10, 2009 1:50 pm PT

    I say "name and shame" them.

  • msi276

    Posted Nov 10, 2009 1:59 pm PT

    Great poem. Its like my father always said the pen if mightier than the.....uh right mouse button?

  • MarcusAntonius

    Posted Nov 10, 2009 2:29 pm PT

    IM 1N ur b10g St3@LiN' ur pr0ps

  • sonic__323

    Posted Nov 10, 2009 4:26 pm PT

    Nice poem you made, it humored me.

  • hank_101

    Posted Nov 10, 2009 5:25 pm PT

    Haha that is genius!

  • MJoanne

    Posted Nov 10, 2009 6:42 pm PT

    I don't miss my thumb downer. Pretty good inspiration for a poem.

  • GamerJM

    Posted Nov 10, 2009 7:15 pm PT

    That's pretty freaking hillarous .

  • skullflower

    Posted Nov 10, 2009 7:33 pm PT

    *strokes thumb*

  • Lopur94

    Posted Nov 10, 2009 9:18 pm PT

    Lol! Nice poem there, rofl very creative! I'm sure the stalker appreciates it!

  • foxhound_fox

    Posted Nov 10, 2009 11:51 pm PT

    I will concede to now being your thumb-up stalker. If I get the time. Free thumb-ups for everyone!

  • david_lck

    Posted Nov 11, 2009 1:06 am PT

    Haha that was certainly enlightening. Great poem.

  • colejd

    Posted Nov 11, 2009 1:39 am PT

    Well at least someone cares. Maybe too much, but still you effected their life in a way that they can't stop thinking of you.

  • GrandJury

    Posted Nov 11, 2009 1:54 am PT

    Ahh I can write on the fly aswell. This is a beautiful piece of work my friends. I can't say that I have a gamespot stalker...Yet, but hopefully he will leave alone. Or I can hunt him/her down and make an arrest lol.

  • Travo_basic

    Posted Nov 11, 2009 3:34 am PT

    e-Stalkers are the worst. Two thumbs up for the poem, Lucas. Well actually, GS only allows one thumb.

  • SciFiCat

    Posted Nov 11, 2009 8:53 am PT

    Awesome. Good thing that thumbs are only worth 1 point regardless of the level the person is.

My Recent Ratings

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New Super Mario Bros. Wii 9.0
Kirby Super Star Ultra 8.0
Wario: Master of Disguise 5.5
Tomb Raider: Legend 7.0
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Heavenly Sword 7.5
Prince of Persia 8.5
Red Steel 5.0
Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story 9.0
Lair 5.0
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