Jackov's Rant
I'll post DOR 2 WrestleMania XXIV some time after the actual PPV but before SummerSlam comes around. Remember, what happens in the simulation does NOT reflect the results of the actual event. And I've also got another secret project I've been working on sporadically. Some of you may already know what it is.
To save y'all the trouble of clickin' the "Games" tab. 
Nintendo Entertainment System
Super Mario Bros. / Duck Hunt
Super Mario Bros. 2
Super Mario Bros. 3
Tetris
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Kirby's Adventure
The Legend of Zelda
Mario is Missing
Caesar's Palace
Home Alone 2: Lost in New York
The Adventures of Rocky and Bullwinkle and Friends
Atari 7800 ProSystem
Ms. Pac-Man
Galaga
Mario Bros.
Donkey Kong
Centipede
Touchdown Football
Pole Position II
Game & Watch
Super Mario Bros.
Super Mario Bros. 3
Game Boy
The Ren & Stimpy Show: Space Cadet Adventures
Yoshi's Cookie
Kirby's Dream Land
James Bond 007
Donkey Kong
Kirby's Pinball Land
Game Boy Camera
Wario Blast
Super Mario Land 2: 6 Golden Coins
Wario Land: Super Mario Land 3
Pokémon: Red
Pokémon: Yellow
Donkey Kong Land
Donkey Kong Land 2
Sega Genesis
Sonic the Hedgehog
Sonic the Hedgehog 2
Sonic the Hedgehog 3
Sonic & Knuckles
Earthworm Jim
Earthworm Jim 2
Dynamite Headdy
Vectorman
Sonic 3D Blast
Sonic the Hedgehog: Spinball
Wacky Worlds Creativity Studio
Sega Game Gear
World Series Baseball
X-Men
Cliffhanger
Sonic the Hedgehog: Chaos
Sonic the Hedgehog: Spinball
Shinobi
Shinobi II: The Silent Fury
The Major's Pro Baseball
Sonic the Hedgehog: Triple Trouble
Sonic Labyrinth
Super Columns
Tails' Adventure
Sonic Blast
Sega 32X
Knuckles' Chaotix
Nintendo 64
Super Mario 64
Mario Kart 64
StarFox 64
GoldenEye 007
Bomberman 64
Diddy Kong Racing
Yoshi's Story
Banjo-Kazooie
The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time
South Park
Super Smash Bros.
Donkey Kong 64
Pokémon Stadium
WWF No Mercy
Perfect Dark
Game Boy Color
Pokémon: Gold
Pokémon: Silver
Pokémon: Crystal
The Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening DX
Nintendo GameCube
Super Smash Bros. Melee
Sonic Adventure 2: Battle
The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time / Master Quest
Nintendo GameCube Preview Disc
Sonic Adventure DX: Director's Cut
Eternal Darkness: Sanity's Requiem
WWE WrestleMania XIX
True Crime: Streets of L.A.
Resident Evil Zero
The Legend of Zelda: Collector's Edition
Resident Evil
Sonic Heroes
Metal Gear Solid: The Twin Snakes
James Bond 007: Everything or Nothing
Metroid Prime
Metroid Prime 2: Echoes Bonus Disc
WWE Day of Reckoning
Resident Evil 4 Preview Disc
The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker
Mario Party 6
Mario Kart: Double Dash
Resident Evil 4
F-Zero GX
StarFox Assault
Soul Calibur II
Sonic Mega Collection
TimeSplitters: Future Perfect
Killer7
WWE Day of Reckoning 2
Geist
Sonic Gems Collection
Shadow the Hedgehog
True Crime: New York City
Final Fantasy: Crystal Chronicles
Metroid Prime 2: Echoes
James Bond 007: From Russia With Love
Super Mario Sunshine
Mario Party 7
Lara Croft: Tomb Raider Legend
Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door
Call of Duty 2: Big Red One
Game Boy Advance
Golden Sun
Sonic Advance
Super Mario World: Super Mario Advance 2
The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past / Four Swords
Sonic Advance 2
Namco Museum
Super Mario Advance 4: Super Mario Bros. 3
Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga
Sonic Battle
C_lassic NES Series: The Legend of Zelda
Sonic Advance 3
Pokémon: FireRed
Final Fantasy I & II: Dawn of Souls
Kingdom Hearts: Chain of Memories
The Legend of Zelda: The Minish Cap
Golden Sun: The Lost Age
Pokémon: Emerald
Final Fantasy IV Advance
Final Fantasy V Advance
Final Fantasy VI Advance
Game Boy Advance e-Reader
Donkey Kong Jr.
Mario Bros.
Donkey Kong
Nintendo DS
Super Mario 64 DS
PictoChat (built-in)
Metroid Prime Hunters: First Hunt
Mario Kart DS
Tony Hawk's American Sk8land
Sonic Rush
Mario & Luigi: Partners in Time
Metroid Prime Hunters
Tetris DS
Brain Age: Train Your Brain for Minutes a Day
New Super Mario Bros.
Big Brain Academy
StarFox Command
Tony Hawk's Downhill Jam
Final Fantasy III
Yoshi's Island DS
Bomberman Land Touch!
Pokémon Diamond
Worms: Open Warfare 2
Brain Age 2: More Training in Minutes a Day
Mario Party DS
Nintendo Wii
The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess
Red Steel
Dragonball Z: Budokai Tenkaichi 2
Rayman Raving Rabbids
Madden NFL 07
Call of Duty 3
WarioWare: Smooth Moves
Mario Party 8
Scarface: The World is Yours
Mario Strikers Charged
Super Paper Mario
Metroid Prime 3: Corruption
Super Mario Galaxy
Nintendo Wii Virtual Console
Super Mario Bros. (NES)
Gunstar Heroes (GEN)
Bomberman '93 (TG16)
Super Mario Bros. 2 (NES)
Kirby's Adventure (NES)
Paper Mario (N64)
Super Metroid (SNES)
Mario Kart 64 (N64)
Sin & Punishment (N64)
Super Mario Bros.: The Lost Levels (NES)
Metroid (NES)
Super Mario Bros. 3 (NES)
Super Mario 64 (N64)
Wrecking Crew (NES)
ActRaiser (SNES)
Pokémon Snap (N64)
PC Games
Half-Life Source
Half-Life: Deathmatch Source
Half-Life 2
Half-Life 2: Lost Coast
Half-Life 2: Deathmatch
Counter-Strike Source
Codename Gordon
GoldenEye: Source (MOD)
Perfect Dark: Source (MOD)
Eternal Silence (MOD)
Dragonball Z: Source (MOD)
Halo: Combat Evolved
Halo: Custom Edition
Homebrew Wrestling
Bomberman Online International
Grand Theft Auto
Grand Theft Auto 2
Manhunt
Wolfenstein: Enemy Territory
WWF: With Authority
(Italicized text = new addition)
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Huge credit to Charles Shane for helping with the download links.
Sim-used CAW links can be found in THIS THREAD.
It all started when the game Perfect Dark for the Nintendo 64 was released. (I happened to get that game on the first day of its release. (b'-')b) My friends were settin' up their characters and their profiles. They made some funny names like "Elvis II", "Trent", and "Dick Harry". I wanted a name that would be even funnier, and would be distracting at the same time.
When I made my character, it had an alien body with human head (the guy with the long black dreads sticking out of the sides). I laughed my ass off to see the guy I just created. Then for some odd reason, the word "jack-off" was brought up in my head. I thought that maybe this would be great for the name of my character, but I didn't want to make it too obvious. Then I was contemplating on some Jamaican names, but sadly that didn't work out too well.
As my friends were waiting for me to finish up my guy, I remembered about the last game (& movie [without the "007" part]), GoldenEye 007 (N64). I remembered that most of the game/movie took place in Russia, so I started thinking about some Russian names. Mostly all the names I could think of ended with the letters "ov". That's when I had the idea to combine the word, "jack-off", with the (Russian) suffix, "ov", to make the name "Jackov"!
While playing, my friends couldn't stop laughing as the messages of "You killed Jackov" and "Killed by Jackov" flashed on the screen. It indeed served as a hilarious name, and it even distracted them for a while. I've accomplished my goal.
I loved to use that name, so I stuck with it. From there on, I've used the name "Jackov" in every video game I've come across, like....The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time (N64), Halo: Combat Evolved (PC), TimeSplitters: Future Perfect (GCN), Tony Hawk's American Sk8land (DS), Mario Kart DS (DS), etc.. I've also been using it in forums across the Internet, like PowerBomb 101, 4-Ever Wrestling, IanSpence.com, MySpace, SmackTalks.org, GamingRing, GameSpot, and pretty much everywhere else.
So there y'all have it. That's the history of how the nickname "Jackov" came to be.
