I'm baaaaaaaaaaaack! Sorry for leaving without even saying so much as goodbye but being the good guys they are, my mates organised a trip to Norway for a week to help me forget about my hand (which is feeling a lot better by the way) Norway is like the most expensive country in Europe. I spent like 200 alone on drink, there was nothing better to do(Sorry to anyone who lives in Norway). Just got back Friday night with the mother of all hangovers and I just woke up a couple of hours ago and I thought that the first thing I had to do was prove to everyone that I'm still alive (sorry!) By the way if you have a sore hand, cold multiplys it by 10. For the first few days my hand was swollen up to about twice it's size which is funny when your drunk but looses some of its humour when you roll over on it in your sleep  Oh and I think my friend Sean has been logging on to my profile so that's who those forum posts this week are from.

p.s.( I'm afraid I'll be leaving you all again in about a week and a half. I've booked a surprise trip for my girlfriend for valentines week. Shhhhhhhhhh. Don't judge me. Happy Girlfriend =Blowjob, *hopefully*)

I had to go into hospital coz had a shard of glass stuck in my hand. It happened on Saturday night. I was out with my mates and I got a "little" drunk. Anyway at the end of the night I was getting a lift home from my friend Kev(don't worry he was sober) and I see one of the other lads mooning me. I suddenly got all p!ssed off and swung my fist through the window at him. (Hey I was drunk!). My hand was suddenly gushing blood and I'm like F*CK!!!. Kev drove me to the hospital even though he was p!ssed that I broke his window. I had to get 13 stitches in my hand and here's the best part of the story, Kevs Insurance won't pay for the window (B@STARDS!!!) so now I've to pay for it. So if anyone had a suckier weekend than me, I'd be glad to hear it.

p.s.(I guess it's not all bad, at least I get a few days off work)

When the hell did this happen? I mean I was just getting used to my Level 4! It seems like just yesterday I was playing with him in the back yard. They grow up so fast. By the way, the level 6 icon is like the creepiest thing I've ever seen. FACT!

(once again I've been censored. It's not fair TV.com, you took all the good words.)