• 11Jun 07

  Dumb questions

  Here are some questions that people ask that make you go "hmmm"

  After eating, do amphibians have to wait one hour before getting out of the water?

  Since Americans throw rice at weddings, do Asians throw hamburgers?

  Since there is a speed of light and a speed of sound, is there a speed of smell?

  Are there a lot of virgins in the Virgin Islands?

  Are you breaking the law if you drive past those road signs that say "Do Not Pass"?

  What do batteries run on?

  Are you telling the truth if you lie in bed?

  What do chickens think we taste like?

  Can a stupid person be a smart-ass?

  What do sheep count when they can't get to sleep?

  What do they call a French kiss in France?

  What do you call a bedroom with no bed in it?

  What do you call a male ladybug?

  What do you call male ballerinas?

  Do blind dogs have seeing-eye humans?

  Do boxer shorts box?

  What happens if you get scared half to death, ...twice?

  What happens if you go on a survival course - and you don't pass?

  Do fish get thirsty?

  What happens when none of your bees wax?

  Do hummingbirds hum because they don't know the words?

  Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

  There are a lot more but this is all I'm doing for now.

  • Posted Jun 11, 2007 2:41 pm PT
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• 30May 07

  My soundtrack

  Stole this from Rocio

  THE RULES

  You are supposed to put you IPOD, media player, CD player, or whatever you have on shuffle. Whatever song is first you put for #1 and then so on. NO CHEATING! You have to put whatever song is next!.

  Opening credits - Like toy soldiers - Eminem
  Waking Up - Country Grammar(Hot...) - Nelly
  First Day At School - Confessions Pt.2 - Usher
  Falling In Love - Burn - Usher
  Fight Song - Evil Deeds - Eminem
  Breaking Up - 4 the rest of your life - Eamon
  Prom - ...Baby one more time - Britney Spears
  Life - I want it that way - Backstreet Boys
  Mental Breakdown - Because of You - Kelly Clarkson (well I can't blame myself)
  Driving - Losing Grip - Avril Lavigne (this is probably not a good sign)
  Flashback - Mockingbird - Eminem
  Getting Back Together - Happy - Ashanti
  Wedding -Sometimes - Britney Spears
  Birth of Child - Say OK - Vanessa Hudgens
  Final Battle - All I have to give - Backstree Boys
  Death Scene - I turn to you - Christina Aguilera
  Funeral Song - My Prerogative - Britney Spears
  End Credits - So Emotional - Christina Aguilera

  • Posted May 30, 2007 2:41 pm PT
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• 25May 07

  Odd or not so odd facts about me

  Stolen from MydeanURdean.

  Do you snore?   NO

  As a kid, were you a lego builder?  Hell No

  Do you chew on your straw?  sometimes

  Were you a cute baby?  Of course

  What color is your keyboard?  I don't own one but I use my sisters and its black

  Do you sing in the shower?  No, but I talk to myself

  Have you ever bungee jumped?  No

  Have you seen the movie "Donnie Darko"?  NO

  How many likes does it take to
  get to the center of a tootsie pop?  Does it really matter, as long as you finish  who cares

  Can you sing the alphabet backwards?  NO

  Have you been on an airplane?  No

  Do you like your hand writing?  NNNNOOOO, I write like crap

  What are you allergic to?  Nothing

  Are blondes dumb?  Some

  When is the last time you were in a car/van/truck? Yesterday

  Are you afraid of the dark?  Sometimes

  What color are your eyes?  Brown

  Do you wear nailpolish?  Sometimes

  Do you play any intruments?  No

  • Posted May 25, 2007 7:19 pm PT
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