Can you believe that I ran into an ad, saying how great Toshiba, a Vista computer brand, is.

I have Toshiba as a laptop, and I say IT SUCKS HELL.

For starters, everything has changed. The taskbar has changed, past programs have been deleted, even some of the computer-built games have been changed, for instance, Solitare's rules have been changed. In fact, I don't think Toshiba has Solitare.

It's a virus magnet. I went on Themoviesonline.com once. I didn't touch a single media or image link, I was only on the website for a second or two, when all of a sudden, I get a spyware virus. (Don't worry, its gone now) But getting rid of it wasn't hard. Getting rid of the spyware remover was the most fusterrating pain in the ass a computer can ever get. It would alt-tab out of my game every 2 minutes to say "Do you want to scan for virus?" When I tried to close it out, it would come with 1000000000000 pop ups saying the same thing. When I went to control panel to get rid of it, it said "Program is still being used" although its not. It just suddenly disapeared one day so Im thankful.

(While Im here, I'll also say WinSpyKiller sucks as well)

Why does Toshiba lock up and shut down all the time for no reason, hense, it isn't nearly overrheating. Sometimes, you were to start up Toshiba, and THE SCREEN IS FLIPPED SIDEWAYS for no appearant reason. Everything you've liked about Windows has been stiped out of Vista, or Toshiba. I'd rather use Windows 95 than Toshiba.

I wanna point out to all you guys who whenever something seems stupid, you guys say:

No, fail.

Tacos.............fail.

Rice.............Epic Fail.

This topic...................no, just fail.

I just wanna point out that in my opinion.................. THE WORD FAIL/PHAIL IS GETTING EXTREMLY CORNY ANF BORING.

"You sir, fail" is clearly one of the rudest and most corny lines, not just on gamspot here but on MMORPGs, in real life, and so so.

If something seems stupid, don't just randomly say "No, fail" or "Epic phail" cuz its getting outdated. Now, some cool things to say besides a sudden ..................FAIL, here are some.

Ultimate Burn.

Provokitive.

Horendous.

Ouch.

Burn.

You can even take my sig, GLORIOUS.

Just say something else besides ....................................FAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It'll gather more kama, make you poplular, make girls laugh, and make the rest of the guys look like idiots. Saying Fail, only means your stuck in time.

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[Kavana could not be found on gamespot, so here is the reveiw]

Score: 1.0

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Pros:

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Custom textures, different building peices, user-made furnishings, create the home of your dreams.

Sitting down is a new feature.

Huge city to visit, without loading screens.

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Cons:

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Aweful, 3 optioned camera.

You run 20 miles per hour, with your character looking like running 3 miles per hour.

Blant graphics.

You can SEE through Men's clothes.

Emotes suck.

Technical problems.

Takes a while to download.

Sucky dances.

Avatars look gay.

LONG LOADING SCREENS.

Terms of Use threatens you intensly: "YOU BETTER NOT DO THIS OR WE WILL..."

You can jump 100000 feet high and come down within a milsecond.

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Kavana is a retarded, online "game", more correctly, a virtual world, a more knock-off verison of Second-life, but without the action, adultish themes, or any of that. For retarded people who have trouble making friends in the real world, you can make a graphically challanged avater, customize your home, which starts out exactly like everybody else, with custom textures and object of which you created using a texture program, or which you've wasted your real life money at the store in the game. That may sound cool, and this game can be cool, but lets keep going.

First off, the gameplay is horrible. When you run, you move at 20 miles per hour, but the animation of your avatar looks like he/she is happily jogging in place in slow motion. This is actually quite hilarious as you can imagine, as well as immensly disturbing, you may want to switch to first-person view. There are only 3 views to switch from. A Back-perspective, a Front-perspective, facing the front of your avatar, and first person. Whatever happened to freely camering around with the mouse?

The graphics are right from the sever, so you can't imagine them to be that great. They look worse than World of Warcraft with the graphic settings were on EXTREMLY low. Avatars look so poorly animated, even opening a window or document on your computer is more graphically blessed. And somehow, someway, the community lots take forever to load. There's a studio that plays media of FULL family guy episodes, but you can't go cuz, 89% chance the game will crash or endless loading screens will occur.

Sound? There is no sound. Ok, maybe some objects, like raidios and TVs can play user-created media, but there is no sound. The only sound is the user-created media. No emotes, no footsteps, no birds chirping outside, no kidding.

Giving the fact that all dances are either cowboy, hilbilly dances, or gay male stripper dances, its not much that you'd even want to use emotes anyways. What's worse, when men wear jeans, you can see........right through it.

I mean.......you can see......I'm not kidding. It's disgusting. And when you jump, you fly like superman 40000000 feet into the air and back down within a second, almost looks like you actually 'glitched' in the air, rather than jumped.

Adding a last insult, the Terms of Use are very threatening. For instance, they threaten you by say:

"If you say ****, WE WILL TERMINATE YOUR ACOUNT, AND CHARGE YOU $500000000000000000000000 FEE, SO YOU BETTER NOT SAY THAT WORD OR WE WILL KILL YOU"

Well, they don't say that much, but that's just an example of the brutality the Terms of Use is. Fortunetly, you haven' anything to lose if you plan on downloading. Just don't use your credit card for it.