You may have noticed that I have not been around for a while. Well, it's like this; I was doing something on the computer, and there was this noise coming from it, so I got angry with it and took it to PC world (that's a shop). They said something or other had broken inside of it and it had to get fixed. I was alright with that, but then he said it was properly broken, so I had no choice but to get a new one.

This 'new one' didn't happen until yesterday. I hate to manage without a computer for I don't know how long, and I couldn't find any new games for the PS3 to pick up in the shops, so I literally had nothing to do.

I'm back now, however, and the computer is, well, new, so it's extremely unlikely that I shall be away like that again. Besides, how can I not come here when we've got that topic about the business man to enjoy.

Here's the thing. After nearly two years of playing RuneScape, a faint, permanent marking of the game's interface has appeared on my monitor. If ever a see a black screen (when the game is loading, for example), I can see a compass, some buttons and the inventory space.

It's because of the monitor, I know that. Ever since I first got this computer, the monitor has had lines show up on it whenever I load up a website that uses frames or tables. GameSpot happens to not do this, but most websites do.

I'm going to have to get a new monitor. I might like RuneScape, but that doesn't mean I want it to show up on my screen all the time!

That's right, I'm back, and a day ahead of when I said I would be back last week. If you are not in the union and did not get the message, I went away on holiday, or vacation as some of you call it. If you're about to ask if I had a nice time, here's your answer - no, I did not. I had a horrible time. A very horrible time.

It's not all down to missing the computer. I missed the PlayStation as well. And I kind of missed the cats too. And I wanted to get back and play that new demo disc I got with my magazine. And lastly, I wanted to read a review for The Darkness. It was supposed tobe a brilliant holiday, but it wasn't, because without a computer, a PlayStation or even a bit of blu-tac, I'm lost. Completely.

To cut the immeasurable size of my horrific story, I'm back. Hello to all of you!