Raptor's Blog of Rants
Happy Happy Joy Joy, Happy Happy Joy Joy, Happy Happy Joy Joy!!!!
Finally, after weeks of calling countless times to many stores over the past few months, I have tracked down and bought earlier this morning a wii! While keeping my joy and delight to myself as I walked into Target, walked straight to the electronic department, and asking the salesperson for the wii all the while singing the happy happy joy joy song in my head. I also decided to pick up Smash Bros, Star Wars: Republic Commando (PC), and Star Wars: Battlefront 2 (PC) while I was there. Unfortunately I am at school right now and my last class doesn't end until 4:45pm! 
No doubt today is gonna go awfully slow but the wait will be well worth it! Just 5 hours and 47 minutes to go.
Well, that's all. I gotta go, the teacher is looking in my direction probably wondering why I'm typing during one of her boring as hell lectures.
Gamespot has nothing on IGN when it comes to elaborate April Fool's Day joke go.
You've gotta admit, that was really well done. Too bad it ain't true. 
Yesterday (might've been the day before) two local news crews were doing a story about a death not to long ago as a result of a drag race on interstate 10. After they were done filming they decided to have a little friendly race and this is the end result:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ioHh4a5C-9g
It even make it on CNN on the show Anderson Cooper 360 in a segment called "What were they thinking?"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BE060G7Mc_Y
Only in El Paso.
Super Mario Bros., Pokemon, Tomb Raider, Resident Evil, Street Fighter, Mortal Kombat, Silent Hill. All of them games that have been made into movies, now there is one more to add to that list:
If you have a couple of minutes to spare try this neat google trick.
First, go to google.com
Then type in"google chuck norris"but without the quotes.
Now click on the I'm Feeling Lucky button.
Read the red colored text and laugh. 
