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• 26Nov 07

  Why Killzone 2 will be the Halo 3 Killer.

  The highly anticipated sequel to the critically acclaimed master-piece Killzone is due out some time next year. While many regard Killzone 1 to be the Citizen Kane of the modern video game, Killzone 2 seems to be everything Killzone 1 had, except there will be more amazement in this amazing amazement. So here is my exclusive scoop:
  
  1.) Amazing A.I.
  
  Enemies in Killzone 2 will react to your gunfire. They will dodge left most of the time, and sometimes they will dodge right, followed by a straight blitz to your position. It will create a sense of urgency for the player when the enemy runs straight at you while you shoot at them.
  
  2.) Incendiary Objects
  
  This ain't your mama's exploding barrel! No these are incendiary devices placed in the battlefield used strategically by smart enemies (see point number 1) to hide behind. The smart player will use the incendiary device tactfully to their benefit, foolishness (calculated in real time and will differ from enemy to enemy) on the part of the A.I. will be the end of them as you pick out and shoot at the device create and create a fiery explosion .
  
  3.) Diverse Weapons
  
  Players will start with a small blunt object and the developers hinted at a possible inclusion of a knife in the final game. Gradually more weapons will come to the player in the course of the single player campaign. Here is an exclusive sneak peak at some of the weapons in the final game:
  
  Handgun
  Shotgun (alt fire - shoot two barrels at once!)
  Machine Gun (alt fire - shoot a small grenade)
  Sniper Rifle
  Rocket Launcher
  Flame Thrower
  
  With these excellent blend of innovative, yet strangely familiar, weapons the Killzone sequel will set itself from the pack of other FPS games to date.
  
  4.) Vehicle Segments
  
  There will be a part (or parts! scoop!) where your squad member will jump in the back of a jeep and man a turret. You will get rid of ground level enemies with great ease but enemy vehicles will give you a run for your money.
  
  A game quite as original and immersive as Killzone 2 has never been attempted before and it is the same novel and brave concepts that will clearly make Killzone 2 the greatest FPS ever created in the history of human beings.
  • Posted Nov 26, 2007 3:05 pm PT
  • Category: Games
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• 31Oct 07

  Ratchet and Clank Future: Scrapped Titles

  Ratchet and Clank Future: Put Your Balls in my Face
  Ratchet and Clank Future: [Verb] the [Noun]
  Ratchet and Clank Future: Clank the Campus Slut
  Ratchet and Clank Future: The Golden Shower
  • Posted Oct 31, 2007 10:18 am PT
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• 29Oct 07

  Gordon Freeman's Dating Advice

  Do's
  -Shave
  -Iron your clothes
  -Smell nice, put on cologne
  -Make sure your boots are polished
  -Open the car door for your date
  -Tip your server and the valet
  
  Dont's
  -The HEV suit doesn't count as a dinner jacket
  -No, that's not a headgrab
  -Harvested antlion pheremone pods aren't on the menu
  -Don't say "Prepare for Unforseen Consenquences" before you lean in for that first kiss
  -Don't bring your gravity gun to bed with your date, you won't need (hopefully)
  • Posted Oct 29, 2007 2:24 pm PT
  • Category: Humor
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