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  • DarthBalmough
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whats up im gary most call me g...im a gnarly dude if u want to know more that sucks

  • 3Nov 07

    admit it #3

    what do you have to say for yourself

    well let me tell you this

    i am shamelessly self envolved

    i spend hours in front of the mirror

    making my hair elequently disheveled

    i worrie about how i do in life

    because i believe it will determine the amount of SEX i will have in the future

    i self medicate with drugs and alcohol to treat my extreme social anxiety

    you are a faker (admit it)

    you are a fraud (admit it)

    your living a lie (admit it)

    your life is living a lie

    you dont impress me (admit it)

    you dont intimidate me (admit it)

    why dont you bow down get on the ground

    WALK THIS F*CKIN PLANK!!!!

    what do you have to say for youself

  • 3Nov 07

    admit it #2

    what do u have to say for yourself

    you spend your time sitting in circles with your friends

    pontificateing to each other

    forever competing for that one moment ofglory

    in which you hog the intelectual spotlite

    holding dominion over the entire shallow pointless conversation

    oh were not worthy

    when you walk by a group of

    quote unquote normal people

    you chuckle to yourself patting yourself on the back as you scoff

    its the same superiority complex shared by the high school jocks

    who made your life a living hell

    and it makes you a slave to the competitive capitolist dogma

    you spent every moment of your waking life bit*hing about

  • 3Nov 07

    Admit it

    despite your sudo bohienian apperance

    and vagely leftess doctrine of beliefs

    you know nothing about the art of sex

    that you couldnt read in any trendy

    new york underground fashion magazine

    prototypical nonconformist

    you are a vacuas soldier of the thrift store gastopo

    you addhear to a set of standards and tastes

    that appear to be determined

    by an unsean panel of hipster judges BULLSH*T!!!!

    given the thumbs up or thumbs down to incoming and outgoing trends

    and styles of music and art

    go analog baby

    your so post modern

    your diving face forward into an antiquatid past

    DISGUSTING!!!! ITS OFFENSIVE DONT STICK YOUR NOSE U IN THE AIR!!!!!

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