• 2Oct 06

  Blonde Jokes (no offence to blondes)

  Me: Did you hear about the two blondes who froze at the drive in movie

  You: NO

  Me:They went to see "Closed for the Winter"

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  Me:Did you hear about the the blond who commited suicide?

  You:NO, what happened

  Me:She jumped off the curb

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  Two blonds were locked in a car, the first blonde was trying to pick the lock with the keys when the other says "hurry up its starting to rain and he top is down"

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  I knew a plond so dumb.........

  She faxed me a letter with a stamp on it

  She called me to get my phone number

  She tried to put m&m's in alphabetical order\

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  TWO WAYS TO KILL A BLOND

  1.Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

  2.Put spikes on her fingers and ask them what the meaning of life is.

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  Me: Do you know how to confuse a blonde?

  You: No, how?

  Me:you put a penny in a circular room and asker to find the pennie in the corner.

  You: HAHA

  Me: You know how the blonde confuses you?

  You: No how

  Me:She brings back a pennie.

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  • Posted Oct 2, 2006 6:51 pm GMT
  • Category: Humor
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