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19Feb 09

2nd anniversery on tv.com

wow the time flys by

seems like only yesterday i made the account haha

but yeah ive had a lot of fun times in the 2 years a lot sure has changed a lot of people have also left its sad but its their choice im surprised im still here but im doing wat ever to help with amdrag so yeah u guys all my friends here have helped make my 2 years rly great lets hope for more =D

~Nikk~

ps. happy 3 years trm6 (yes we share this day)

o and yes this is a day late

Posted Feb 19, 2009 7:11 pm PT
Category: N/A
4 Comments

9Dec 08

Happy Birthday to ME :D :D :D

omg today is my birthday everybody and i feel like **** i'm sick i'm getting my presants later today when my mom gets home from work and we go out for dinner somewhere which sucks cause i may not be able to eat anything but still its my birthday i turn 16 today and tomarrow i can go apply for a job at stop n shop haha which is odds r what i'm going to do then head over to the dmv to get my permit yay so yeah thats basiclly all i wanted to say happy birthday to me

~Nikk~

Posted Dec 9, 2008 5:55 am PT
Category: Other
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27Nov 08

woooo happy thanksgiving everybody

haha it iz thanksgiving day usa here up in maine and i is so excited o but wait i have first to explain my leave of absense which some people didn't see coming well i tryed out 4 the play footloose at my school and i got a big part so i waz real busy 24/7 but the play is over now sad but yeah

it iz thanksgiving i am going down to new hempshire to see my family there were all coming from differant parts of new england i find that so cool (i think our drive is the shortest)

wat was awesomke today waz i was sitting on my couch jus watching tv then the doorbell rang and wondering who it waz opened the door to see my older sister who is coming back from college to vist the family isn't that nice my facial expression waz funny when i first saw her

well thats bout it sry if i dont respond to all of ur blogs my comp is rly rly rly rly slow and about to die

Question of The Blog-wat r u doing 4 thanksgiving

Song Of The Blog-footloose by kenny loggens

~Nikk~

Posted Nov 27, 2008 5:58 am PT
Category: N/A
4 Comments

26Sep 08

Name Changed/I Love Money/School/Jokes/More

so yeah where to begin o i no where

well u see mr.boston has 2 brothers and they are named real and chance i named him first and my friend was like okay i'll name them after i love money people so she named them after tthe 2 brothers on the show and after a while i thought bout it and mr.bostons new name is whiteboy even though he is black lol so now its al gore and whiteboy (stallionares baby ) yeah so the 2 kittys are named after the stallionares wow so whiteboy is very energitic and likes to chase anything that moved and is completely mezmorized at stuff like a computer and a t.v

okay enough bout my cats since like my last 5 were about al gore and whiteboy

next thing is love money the finale is not this sunday but next sunday and all i can say is i want whiteboy to win since hes there 4 the money and he neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeds this money wow for a headline story that was pretty short i know i'll talk bout school

so school has been going pretty good i have all As but i8ts just the beginning of the year i got friends in all my classes and the cafiteria food still sucks so much we got a lot of freshman at my school which i dont mind i'm friend s with some of them but there is a lot what else bout school uhm i got into german honors and english honors and college prep 4 the rest of the classes

so yeah wat else to talk bout well its been pretty cold where i am 4 sum reason i mean its not even winter yet and its like 40 degrees below jk jk just 40 little circle which i can't make on a keybored

o and i was planning on updating muy entire profile cause sinced new tv.com so it would match a bit better i guess

o but first its joke time and yeag aloha mentioned on one of her blogs she liked my funny jokes aw thanks aloha i say people when ur done with my blog check hers out (yeah i know product placement is rly lame)

and now its joke time (whtat ever happened to the dude who said that on his blogs)

Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk. Both are dragging their right foot as they walk.

As they meet, one man looks at the other knowingly, points to his foot and says, Vietnam, 1969."

The other points his thumb behind him and says, "Dog crap, 20 feet back."

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The Pope dies and, naturally, goes to heaven where he's met by a reception committee of angels. After a whirlwind tour, The Pope is told that he can enjoy any of the myriad recreations available.

He decides that he wants to read all of the ancient original text of the Holy Scriptures, so he spends the next eon or so learning the languages.

After becoming a linguistic master, he sits down in the library and begins to pour over every version of the Bible, working back from the most recent "Easy Reading" to the original handwritten script.

The angel librarian hears a loud scream, and goes running toward its source only to find the Pope huddled in a chair, shaking and crying.

"The R! They left out the R!"

"What do you mean?" the angel librarian asks.

After collecting his wits, the Pope sobs again, "The word was supposed to be CELEBRATE!"

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A husband and wife, out enjoying a round of golf, were about to tee off on the third hole, which was lined with beautiful homes. The wife hit her shot and the ball began to slice - her shot was headed directly at a very large plate glass window. Much to her surprise, the ball smashed through the window and shattered it into a million pieces.

They felt compelled to see what damage was done and drove off to see what happened. When they peeked inside the house, they found no one there. The husband called out and no one answered. Upon further investigation, they saw a small gentleman sitting on the couch with a turban on his head.

The wife asked the man, "Do you live here?"

"No, someone just hit a ball through the window, knocked over the vase you see there, freeing me from that little bottle. I am so grateful!" he answered.

The husband asked, "Are you a genie?"

"Oh, why, yes I am. In fact, I am so grateful I will grant you two wishes, and the third I will keep for myself," the man replied.

The husband and wife agreed on two wishes - one was for a scratch handicap for the husband, to which the wife readily agreed. The other was for an income of $1,000,000 per year forever.

The genie nodded his head and said, "Done!"

The genie now said, "For my wish, I would like to have my way with your wife. I have not been with a woman for many years, and after all, I made you a scratch golfer and a millionaire."

The husband and wife agreed.

After the genie and wife were finished, the genie asked the wife, "How long have you been married?"

To which she responded, "Three years."

The genie then asked, "How old is your husband?"

To which she replied, "31 years old."

The genie then asked, "And how long has he believed in this genie crap?"

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Question Of The Blog-wta should o change my icon 2/comment on the blog

Song Of The Blog- So What by P!ink

~Nikk~

Posted Sep 26, 2008 6:01 pm PT
Category: N/A
9 Comments

22Sep 08

sry bout that the wait :( /new kitty part 2/new tv.com/more

okay so the begin i'm really sry bout the wait guys my comp broke and that was when i was making a blog that took a while to do and now is not here okay so now where to begin

first off i hate this new tv.com it sucks to a high degree the layout is lame and i dont even feel like i'm on tv.com anymore i mean some people r leaving they hate it so much i'm not gonna leave but still this does suck the new layout

okay so i named my cat finally the name i liked all the names that were given to me by my tv.com friends i like barack obama the most (thanks aloha) but that is not my kittys it is in fact...Mr.Boston hahaha i like that name the best out of the names i heard if u dont no where i got it from its from mr. boston is this werid dude on i love money/i love new york idk why i namrf mycat after him aw well now i got Al Gore and Mr.Boston

okay i would write more but i will do that tomarrow as like a part 2 i guess because i got a lot more stuff to blog about o and sry if i dont get a chance to respond to ur blog i will try my best to respond to everyone by the end of the day

Question Of The Blog-do u like new tv.com

song of the blog-handlebars by the flobots

~Nikk~

Posted Sep 22, 2008 2:29 am PT
Category: N/A
8 Comments

12Sep 08

My Cat Had Kids/New Cat/School/Jokes/More

so yeah sry this blog is a little late it has to to do with my first story sorta

u see i was actully bout to go on tv.com when i get a txt saying come over quick and bring your cat okay first off that is completely random that txt but still o first my cats name is al gore okay back to the story so i go to her house and she shows me that her cat had kittens awww they were cut she has a cat also whos a female and u see her cat and my cat met like a couple times since they seem to like each other and i remember when i slept over a while back al gore came with me cause no one could watch him and yeah so now i;m a grandma to al gore's kids o yeah his gf u could say mittens had 3 cats i kept one of them which will bring me to my next story

so yeah i decied to keep one of them because we didn't want to lose them so shes got like5 cats now and i now have 2 al gore and the cat who is yet to be named i'll think of one hes really cute though hes looks just like the kitten version of al gore when he was a kitty aww so yeah

now i wanna talk about school but i kinda dont considering i like the whole cat themed blog so that will get pushed back to the next blog again 4 like the billionth time schools okay i guess

o yeah back to the jokes

Two fraternity brothers decide to go sailing one afternoon and become lost. After twenty hours with nothing to eat or drink, one of them spots a lamp floating by. He picks it up and a genie pops out. The genie notices the poor condition of the brothers and grants them one wish between the two of them.

After a lot of arguing over who gets the wish, one of them blurts out, "I wish the ocean was made of beer."

Magically, the ocean turns to beer.

Infuriated, the other guy yells, "You idiot! Now we have to piss in the boat!"

A man is driving home, when is pulled over by a patrolman for a broken blinker. The cop looks into the guys' car and sees a collection of knives in the backseat.

"Sir," the cop says. "Why do you have all those knives?"

"They're for my juggling act," the man says.

"I don't believe you," says the cop. "Prove it." So the man gets out of his car and begins juggling the knives. At the same time, a car with two guys in it drives by.

"Man," says the first guy. "I'm glad I quit drinking. These new sobriety tests are hard

A woman announces to her friend that she is getting married for the fourth time.

"How wonderful! But I hope you don't mind me asking what happened to your first husband?"

"He ate poisonous mushrooms and died."

"Oh, how tragic! What about your second husband?"

"He ate poisonous mushrooms too and died."

"Oh, how terrible! I'm almost afraid to ask you about your third husband."

"He died of a broken neck."

"A broken neck?"

"He wouldn't eat the mushrooms."

Question Of The Blog-What Should I name my new kitty

Song Of The Blog-Forever By Chris Brown

~Nikk~

Posted Sep 12, 2008 6:07 pm PT
Category: N/A
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2Sep 08

Best Weekend Of By Life :)

wow well i left u off at part one last blo0g so i'll basiclly add more detail like wat happened after nightwish or before...

well u see before we got to worcheser me and my friends got a pretty cheap hotel room which we called the whoretel but still it was nice, so nightwish ends..

we head off there now the first fight we had on thre trip was the sleeping arrengments which was pretty funny in which we ended up drawing namesu see MC was the lucky one cause since she was doing all the driving we thought it would be fair 4 her to get the bed that only 2 people would sleep in so then i volunteered to take the middle of the 3 person bed if i could get shotgun on the way back (which was worth it) so hold on wait i just have to clear this up the dude jolly my friend i mentioned who is on this trip with us is gay so yeah jus clearing that up now where was i o yes sleeping arrengments well yeah it basiclly was the same thing everynight 4 me got up a lot and walked to the ice machine and back cause idk why

so after nightwish we woke up at like 8 got the free contental brekfest ate like none of it then would go back to bed and then wake up 3 hours later and eat the brekfest we brought up to the room were a bunch of cheapos so yeah on that day we would explore the city of boston sorta

we would up getting lost trying to find famous landmarks only famous thing i remembered was the roof where the people threw the snow balls or did think that waz it to be honest most of the day we were lost and if it wern't 4 the navigation feature on my phone odds r we still would be lost but hey at least we were all lost togather

so we go back to the hotel at like 10 draw the names even though my bed was staying the same all three nightsbut 4 sum reason i could not fall asleep like i mean jolly was next to be and he is way to gay to be staright so that wasn't a problem but still i wound up like falling asleep at like 5am so i missed the brekfest even though we brought it back up to our room every single time i remember once that was our lunch also...i make the best waffles

next day we hung out by the whoretel's pool which was incredibly small but still we didn't feel like doing much nor spending any money we later on would go out and just explore so yeah we were leaving that say or so we thought

turns out we played our cards right and we had more then enough money to get aneother night there so i skipped school today to stay in MA which was rly fun cause we relized that we did not prepare 4 it so yeah but still

so we did the usal routine that night and yeah i slept pretty well that night to be honest but yeah we ended up driving home at like 5pm and getting back at like 9:30pm we started out with like 1300 dollars and we came home with 5 yeah thats right we rock

so thats wat happens when u put 5 teenagers and send them off to MA

wow all i can say is that was like the best weekend of my life spent it with my best friends and we made it up as we went along

i dont feel like going back and correcting mistakes so it all makes sense

Song Of The Blog-Pump It by BEP

~Nikk~

Posted Sep 2, 2008 8:25 pm PT
Category: N/A
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31Aug 08

ME To MA Part I

i think i'm going to boston i think that i was tired i think i need new town to leave this all behind i think i need a sunrise i'm tired of sunset...

wat is up itis me the lovable nikk talking on my friends laptop from this hotel near like worchester and boston dont really no where i am actully

so lets see where to start o i no

so nightwish was yesterday and all that fun stuff so first i'll talk bout the roadtrip

wat do u get when u put 5 teenagers send them off to MA 4 3 day well were about to find out

so yeah i think this story starts back when i got the tickets i was talking with jolly about the tickets we got and he said how bout we all try to raise $225 and drive there on labor day weekend and see all the fun we can have so thats exactly wat we did ME,Jolly,Dawn,Beth, and MC decied to all try and do that

i'll talk bout how i got the money some other time but it was basiclly baby sitting 4 rich familys

so MC has her drivers lisence so she was our driver even though we dont no if she was allowed to drive with out an adult in the car aw well we didn't get caught yet

car drive down was usal lots of laughs and red bull and 4 sum reason we were playing the soundtrack to wicked but yeah lets do when we get there

so we arrive there at the pendulium or how ever u spell it like the minute before the doors open (great timing) so we stood in the line that was moving which seemed long but it went quick

sonata arctica or at leasts that wat i think the band was called was good we were more in the back cause beth and jolly felt like seabiscut and we couldn't leave them so yeah but u no somthimes the back is the best got a nice view of the stage

nightwish was wooooooooooooow they were awesome yo i like them better in person i was somehwre towards the middle when they played but yeah it was nice

okay now that concert is over wat happens....tune in next blog 4 the concluding result (actully i'm to lazy to write more and my friend wants her labtop back so yeah

Question Of The Blog-uhm U and ur friend ever go on a road trip to MA

Song Of The Blog-4 Minutes by Madonna and Justin Timberlake

~Nikk~

Posted Aug 31, 2008 7:35 pm PT
Category: N/A
11 Comments

28Aug 08

Summer/School/Jokes/More

so yeah i was waiting 4 aloha to respond on the blog before this one but she hasn't been on so i decied to move on anyway so where to begin o i no

my summer was really fun u guys i mean really fun i went and saw toby keith who i will talk boyt first i guess

he was awesome in concert me and heather snuck in in the the pavilon and ended up getting pretty damn close to the stage i wish he would have brought me up on stage to shake his hand but other people got to but yeah

k next concert i saw was rascal flatts and that concert was fun cause we snuck in me and heather and got good seats that concert was fun but also really sad 4 me cause heather was going off the college so it was the last concert we would see togather in a while

now its jus me and my mom in the house and its pretty silent o but wait my friend dawn is over 24/7 (yes i no u read my blogs dawn) okay back to wat i was talking about so yeah i miss heather

u no wat i'll type this later and by later i mkean tlike 2 days from now so this blog is to be continued but please do comment on it o wait i have to do the usal

Song Of The Blog-Walk Tall by John Melloncamp (its Heather's fav song)

Question Of The Blog-You have someone u miss a lot

~Nikk~

Posted Aug 28, 2008 8:50 pm PT
Category: N/A
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25Aug 08

leaving was a mistake i'm sorry guys

i'm sorry guys 4 leaving i dont no wat i was thinking please guys forgive me i'm excipally sorry to aloha i jus read the message u sent me on like the 29 of july i then relized that were best friends on this site and we talk to each other the most and i could never leave u nor anyone on this site cause this site was like a second home to me and i want it still to be one

i'll post bout my summer and other stuff on tomarrows blog

~Nikk~

Posted Aug 25, 2008 11:09 pm PT
Category: N/A
25 Comments

22Jul 08

Leavin tv.com

~message to everyone~

being here on tv.com as been one of the highlights of my life i have loved mostly everyone on the forums i went on and u guys will never be forgotten i gureentee u that but as i can see the amdrag forum has died and i dont think its coming back and like i said last summer when it died i would go down with it and i am right now so peace out everyone i will miss you but odds r u wont see this cause u left

o and as a side note i'm quitng all save amdrag stuff and working on my own save amdrag program which will have an effect i gureentee it

may Haley be with you all

~Nikk Kane~

Posted Jul 22, 2008 8:36 pm PT
Category: N/A
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20Jul 08

Sozins Comet/Avatar/More

so yeah this a blog dedicated to avatar we will be back to our reguar shechuled blogs after this

yo please note i had an avatar party at one of my friends house which we had pizza and water so there were a lot of side comment as the story progressed)

so yeah sozins comet was so good i loved it even though me and all my friends watching it all say that ozai or aang should have died cause thats how u make an ending u kill someone off u know even katara could have . i loved it when zuko but his crown on the line to save katara's life it was such a zutara moment and i though they were gonna kiss but a last they did not aw well i don't think zuko wanted to get crabs anyway (yeah somone said that at the avatar "party") but yeah i really would have liked to see a huge fight in which we saw extreme hitting and kicking and bending and not some new power in which u have idea wats going on cause the lion turtle was on crack when he told aang wat to do but yeah all in all good episode 9.7/10

questions i still had though

-wat r the odds ozai has followers i mean he could and they could break him out of jail i mean just because u take away his bending dosn't mean u take away his kung fu skills

-did jet just die

-wat happened to azula when she was tied up she kinda just looked like she was hanging aroung (bad pun) and yeah i mean shes can break away i think she can go to a place where there are all fluffy pillows rubber walls

comments made during the showing

-where did aang get the jesus costume

-is aang god

-this show is racist

-so wait wat happened to zukos mom

-wats this i hear bout a live action moive

-was the comet gonna hit the earth or no

-katara will be dissopointed when her and aang r doing the nasty and she sees aangs package

-zuko should just dragon up

okay now other ways it can end

ozai dies

ozai goes into a coma

ozai goes inter an inversable coma

toph comes from no where and kills him

Haley comes from no where and kills him (she can take him)

Games

now i'm bored lets play games

those stupid word things

words inpratheses mean it helps slove the mysrety word

(a)gna ___________

a(k)(t)raa ____________

(p)(h)(o)(t)______________

(k)uzo ______________

ku(s)(i) _____________

u(u)(c)(b)m(t)o(s)in amn _______________

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*please note i was a little tired doing this

so yeah that was my avatar blog wow i should make an amdrag one

Question Of The Blog-if u could be any bender wat kind would u be

Song Of The Blog-Here Without You by 3 Doors Down

~Nikk~

Posted Jul 20, 2008 10:45 pm PT
Category: N/A
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18Jul 08

Party/Avatar/More

so lets see where to begin how about

so the party was yesterday and omg it was so much fun it was like a giant socil gathering but still i had invited like 50 people 35 of them showed up and wat was good is the only place people went in my house was my basement so i didn't have to worry about them getting into my familys stuff (not like we have any). wat sucks is the cleaning up part which is done thank god so yeah when it ended i invited like 4 of my friends to sleep over and they did that was fun because they helped me clean up

so yeah my mom and heather's plane lands tomarrow at like 12pm i think so i hope they had a good time i sure did

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so yeah where to next how about

i've been watching a lot of avatar in my spare time and it is a really good show

i managed to catch southern raiders at 11 on western nick it was such a good episode even though my friends thik katara should have killed the guy even though i predicted that she wouldn't because the main character can't kill anyone in these kind of shows o and there was a big moment for zutara fans when they made sweet whoopie at the end of the credits jk they just huged but still they touched eachother (even though their clothes were on)

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for those who didn't notice my icon is differant but wait Haley is not on it wat gives yeah i was trying to do somthing to show my support towards avatar since its ending and its such a good show and yeah my avatar (i no cheesy pun) is of the girl main character who happens to be the youngest wow like thats not werid at all u no she kinda reminds me of Haley

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so yeah aloha said my jokes sucks in last blog so lets see wat i can do now

can't think of any o well check back newt week

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Question Of The Blog-Does Toph Remind You Of Haley/How Excited Are You 4 Sozens Comet

Song Of The Blog-Say My Name by Destiny's Child

~Nikk~

Posted Jul 18, 2008 9:24 am PT
Category: N/A
2 Comments

13Jul 08

Not Alone/Awards/Avatar/Jokes/More

so yeah where to start how about

so yeah u no when i said i would be living alone it turns out that is not the case u see my bff forever Dawn is practicly living here just so i don't get lonley and she kinda lives across the street so shes not really far away and its nice having her company so yeah i guess i'm not alone but its okay shes helping me with the party

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so yeah we had the awards on the amdrag forums and i decied to post wat i won yeah i no being a little consited

Hottest (it was a tie but still)

Biggest Obsession Over Character (2 years running baby when it gets down to be and Haley there is no bigger obsession)

Best Bloggger (wow i am a good blogger thanks)

Member Of 2007 (tie with aloha and dragskull and i'm glad to share it with them)

Best Sig (yeah baby sticking with a winner 2 years running)

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so yeah i finally got into avatar its a really good show but wat sucks is its ending on like saturday wow i'm late getting into it

just saying if ur wondering my fav character on that show would have to be...toph idk why though maybe cause she kicks a$$ like Haley

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i love money was on today and nibblez went home so sad karma's a b**** idk why nobody liked though

entirtainer is still in and i'm pulling 4 him

people i want elminated are-brandi c megen and mr.boston

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jokes

Two men are sharing a hospital room.

"What are you in for?" The first man says.

"I'm getting a circumcision," his roommate replies.

"Damn," exclaims the first man, "I had that done when I was born and I couldn't walk for a year!"

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Two statues stood in a city park: one female and the other male. These statues faced each other for many years.

Early one morning, an angel appeared before the statues and said, "Since the two of you have been exemplary statues and have brought enjoyment to many people, I am giving you your greatest wish. I hereby give you the gift of life. You have 30 minutes to do whatever you desire."

And with that command, the statues came to life. The two statues smiled at each other, ran toward some nearby woods and dove behind a couple of bushes. The angel smiled to himself as he listened to the two statues giggling, bushes rustling, and twigs snapping.

After fifteen minutes, the two statues emerged from the bushes, satisfied and smiling.

Puzzled, the angel looked at his watch and asked the statues, "You still have fifteen minutes. Would you like to continue?"

The male statue looked at the female and asked, "Do you want to do it again?"

Smiling, the female statue said, "Sure. But this time YOU hold the pigeon down and I'll crap on its head!"

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Question Of The Blog-how would u feel if ur bff forever was living with u 4 a week

Song Of The Blog-Sing For The Moment by Eminem

~Nikk~

Posted Jul 13, 2008 9:26 pm PT
Category: N/A
16 Comments

9Jul 08

Las Vegas/Party/New Music/Jokes/More

so yeah where to begin

okay how about my sister is 18 and going to collage and my mom wants to spend time with her before she leaves (which isn't till august) so they are going to las vegas for a week next week go them have a fun time (i wonder wat they'll do) one can only think i took a bet with my friend my sister comes back with a tattoo

but wait theres one more person in this family ummm hmmm lets see there are 3 people 3-2=1 wait a minute that means i'm gonna be home all alone by myself 4 a week this should be really fun my mom gave me fifty bucks to live off of 4 a week this should be really fun

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so yeah if u were home alone wats the first thing u think about doing if u said party ur correct and thats exactly wat i'm doing i'm throwing a summer party at my house i invited a lot of people hope they come yeah my best friend is helping me with this party hope it all goes well

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so wat else o i added some new music to my ipod

3 doors down

Inxs

okay thats it

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joke time

A little boy was in his room playing with himself, when his father walked in.

"Son! If you masturbate too much, you're gonna go blind!"

"Dad," the boy said, "I'm over here."

A girl was standing talking to her friends when one of them said, "Why have you got a tampon behind your ear?"

And she responded **** Then where did I put my cigarette?!"

yeah i no both these jokes sucked

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Question Of The Blog-whens the longest u ever been left home alone

Song Of The Blog-Not My Time by 3 doors down

~Nikk~

Posted Jul 9, 2008 8:39 pm PT
Category: N/A
20 Comments

6Jul 08

Pool/I Love Money/Phone Broke/More

so yeah where to start

first off i went to a pool party today at my friends house it was fun and i looked hot the only problem was people kept asking bout my scar from where i got my appendix taken out even though people knew that they just didn't think u got a scar of couse u do they open up ur body they have to sew u back shut (wat a werid half hour that was at the hospital)

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I LOVE MONEY$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

the people who didn't leave were invited to stay and watch the premire of i love money and sleepover that was me (typing on my friends labtop now)

but yeah it was really cool i am so glad miget mac got sent home i hated him and i still can't believe he has 4 kids hes a miget who would sleep with him (wow that was a little mean)

i hope the entirtainer wins since hes hot and i want him to move out of his parents house

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so yeah my phone broke it went though the wash and i just got it to turn on today so i'm kinda happy accpt u have to push all the bottons really hard and it keeps typeing 6s

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yeah this isn't a joke its more of a thing trm6 does but i'm gonna copy (sry trm)

fun things to do at a drive thru

1. Drive through the drive-thru in reverse and let your passenger order.
2. Ask the price of almost everything on the menu and then order something that you didn't ask the price for.
3. Tell the employee that your window is broken. Order and then pay with your door open. When the food comes, roll down the window and snatch your order from their hands.
4. Go to McDonald's and demand a big breakfast at 11:30 at night. Put up a fight.
5. Pay for a large order in pennies and nickels.
6. Order in another language. Be careful what neighborhood you're in.
7. When asked if they can take your order, tell them you are just window-shopping and drive on.
8. Laugh sadistically when asked if you would like ketchup.
9. Ask the cashier how they fit into that little box.
10. If they make you wait, make them wait when they come back on.
11. Demand to speak to the manager. When they come on, complain that you did not like the way the employee said, "May I take your order?"
12. When asked if they can take your order say, "Why, can I take yours?"
13. If they ask you to wait, order anyway and keep doing it till they yell at you.
14. Pretend your car has broken down. Ask for assistance moving it. When they come out, drive away.
15. Tell them you have to use the bathroom.
16. Order a cup of water and two napkins. That's it.
17. Don't order when they come on. Just sit there. If a line forms behind you, get out of the car and cause a scene.
18. When they hand you your food, hand them a bag with all the trash from your car in it.
19. Just stare at them when you pay and get your food. Don't break your stare.
20. Honk your horn the whole way through the line.

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Question Of The Blog-if u had $250,000 wat would u do with it

Song Of The Blog-out here grinden by dj khalied and some other people

~Nikk~

Posted Jul 6, 2008 8:10 pm PT
Category: N/A
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4Jul 08

Surey taken from fop and azure

so yeah i saw azure take this and i was like wat the hell i'll take it also

Appearance:
I am shorter than 5'4": i think i am 5'4 maybe 5'3

I have many scars: no not that i no of maybe 1

I tan easily: maybe not really though

I wish my hair was a different color: nah i like having brown hair.

I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color: i have had brown hair all my life

I've had/have braces: no

I wear glasses or contacts: 20/20 baby

I've been told I'm attractive by a complete stranger: yeah and i am

I have/had more than 5 piercings: i have 6 in my ears

I have/had piercings in places besides my ears: maybe i want lip or navel

I have freckles: No

School/Work:

I'm in school: Yes

I have/had a job: yeah

I've fallen asleep at work or school: first period algebra

I almost always do my homework: yeah right

I've been on the Honor Roll within the last 2 years: nope

I failed more than 1 course last year: no i think i got a c

I've been fired: when i worked for mr. slate i did

Embarrassment:

Disney movies still make me cry: maybe

I've laughed so hard I've cried: yeah

I've glued my hand to something: no

I've laughed till some kind of beverage came out of my nose: no

I've had my pants rip/drop in public: no

I was born with a disease/impairment: no

I've sat in a doctors office with a friend: yes actully

I've had a serious surgery: nope

I've had chicken pox: nope

Experiences

I've gotten lost in my city: yeah (when i first moved there)

I've seen a shooting star: yeah it was cool

I've wished on a shooting star: yeah

I've gone out in public in my pajamas: yeah

I've pushed all the buttons on an elevator: looks like a christmas tree dosn't it

I've been to a casino: yeah

I've been skydiving: i also went rocky moutain climbing

I've played spin the bottle: No

I've drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour: can't i'm lactose

I've been in a car crash: yeah

I've been skiing: yeah

I've caught a snowflake on my tongue: Haven't we all?

I've sat on a roof top at night: yeah i did today

I've played chicken: yeah

I've played a prank on someone: hells yeah

I've ridden in a taxi: yeah.

I've seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show: like 10 times

I've eaten Sushi: yeah i love that stuff

I've been snowboarding: yeah

Random:

I own over 5 rap CDs: yeah i wanna say yes

I own multiple designer pants and shirts, costing over $100 a piece: i have 1

I own something from Hot Topic: hells yeah

I own something from The Gap: i think

I own something I got on e-bay: yeah

I own something from Abercrombie: yeah

(wow everything azure said no 2 i said yes)

More Random:

I can sing well: hells yeah i sing so good they tell me to stop cause they get jealous

I've stolen a tray from a fast food restaurant: no

I open up to others easily: yeah

I watch the news: yeah

I don't kill bugs: yeah

I curse regularly: s***

I sing in the shower: yeah and i'm awesome

I am a morning person: no

I am a sports fanatic: colts and penguins baby

I've copied more than 30 CD's in a day: no

My favorite color is either white, yellow, pink, red or blue: yeah

I sometimes wear pajamas to school: yeah

I know how to boil water: yeah one time i burned it

I laugh at my own jokes: everyday

I am really ticklish: yeah

I bite my nails: nope

I play video games: yeah not regulary though

I'm good at remembering faces: yes

I'm good at remembering names: yes

I'm good at remembering dates: yes

My answers are totally honest: yeah

Category: Beauty/ Vanity

1. are you tan?: nope

2. do you use proactiv?: No

3. do you wear make-up daily? yeah

4. do you own chanel perfume?: yeah

5. do you shower daily?: yeah

6. do you go to the tanning bed?: nope

7.on a scle of 1-10 how much do u love coltspenguins?: i say a billion

8. do you use MAC make-up?: sure lets go with that

9. do you use other make-up products?: yeah

10. do you straighten your hair everyday?: its natrly straight

Category: Friends

21. Is a best friend a promise or a label?: a wat

22. Do you have more than one best friend?: yeah

WHERE DID NUMBER 23 GO??

24. Do you have too many friends to name?: yeah

WHERE'D 25 go?

26. Do you hang out with w/ friends everyday?: yeah

27. Do you have pictures of your friends on your walls?: no but i have this one pic of me and my best friend when we were 9 on my dresser

28. Do you call more than 3 of your friends regularly?: yeah

29. Is your best friend a girl?: yeah

30. Are your friends in a lot of your courses?: yeah i remember once we changed it so we were

Category: Fashion

31. do you have originality?: depends wat u mean

33. do you own a designer handbag?: yeah

34. do you own something from Lacoste?: maybe

35. do you wear leggings?: no

36. is the only color you will never wear yellow?: no i have a yellow shirt

37. do you get fashion tips from magazines?: no i'm smater then them

38. do people copy your friends: wat

39. do you shop at a&f and hollister?: yeah

40. do you wear sweats a lot?: No

Category: TV/ Movie

41. are you a movie freak?: i like movies seeing hancock tomarrow

42. have you seen over 30 movies In the past 2 months?: yeah

43. do you have a show that you MUST watch?: amdrag

45. have you ever seen an episode of Grey's Anatomy?: once or was that er

46. is your favorite movie Finding Nemo?: no but it was cute

47. do you like scary movies?: yeah

48. do you watch 30+ hours of TV a week? no

49. do you own over 100 DVD's?: No

50. Is law and order awesome?: No

Category: Music

61. do you like all types of music?: yeah

62. do you hate rap?: its cool

63. have you been to 5+ concerts?: hells yeah i've been to so many i can't count

64. have you ever been to a concert?: yeah
65. does panic! at the disco own you?: saw them once in concert

Category: Family

75. are you an only child?: nope

76. do you like your living arrangement?: yeah

77. do your grandparents spoil you?: maybe

78. do you have a lot of cousins?: yeah

79. do you love your family?: yeah

80. do you have half/step brother(s)/sister(s)?: yeah

Category: Appearance

81. are you tall?: no

82. do you wish you were tall?: nah i'm not short i'm fun sized

83. is your shoe size 8?: i think mine is

84. are you comfortable with your appearance?: yeah

85. are your eyes blue?: yeah

86. is your hair brown?: yeah

87. are you wearing jeans at the moment?: i'm in my pjs

88. have you been called pretty before?: yeah

wow that was fun

~Nikk~

Posted Jul 4, 2008 9:41 pm PT
Category: N/A
18 Comments

2Jul 08

Level 22/Brooks and Dunn/Summer/Jokes/More

so yeah i havn't made a blog in a while so here i go

so today i got to level 22 freak and geek its an okay emblam i'll give it a 9/10 i liked snagglepuss though

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so yeah i want to say 2 weeks ago i think me and my sister went to see brooks and dunn that was a really fun concert i loved every minute of it even when brooks and dunn wern't on it was still fun i loved rodeny adkins and james otto u no i could realy go on and really elborate but i'm to lazy too

next concert on my summer tour list is....brad paisley

and o me and my friends are planning on hitting coldplay also in august were getting the tickets tomarrow (if their not sold out)

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so yeah summer is here i'm so excited it felt like freshman year draged on 4ever but now i'm free until i go back on like the 30th i wonder wat i'll do i'm probaly just gonna hang out with friends

today we went tp see fire works they were just shooting them off it was really fun to watch accpt the part when i hurled in the bushes i got food poisening wow i'm not to great on where i get my food but still i had a good time

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so yeah the premire of i love money is on sunday i can't waot to see who wins it i always wondered wat they did after the show eneded

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Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married and has 17 children. Then her husband dies. She remarries two weeks later, and has 22 children by her next husband. Then he dies. A while later, she dies.

At the funeral, the priest looks skyward and says, "At last they're finally together."

A guy sitting in the front row says, "Excuse me Father, but do you mean her and her first husband, or her and her second husband?"

"I mean her legs!"

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There was an old man named Bozo, and all he had was a female donkey. One day he wins the lottery and gets $50,000. He doesn't know what to do with his money, so he decides to spend a night in a five star hotel. He asks for the finest room and starts going up the stairs with his female donkey. The manager sees him and asks where he's going with his donkey.
"Anywhere I go, she goes."
"I'm sorry, sir," said the manager, "but you can't take the donkey upstairs. Leave it down here with us and we'll take good care of her." So Bozo goes up to his room and opens the door. Everything is made of gold, there is a table full of food, and a huge television. He doesn't want to ruin anything so he takes his raggedy coat off and sleeps on the floor. The next morning the manager comes up to the room and asks how his night was.
''Great!'' replied Bozo. ''How much do I have to pay?'' he asks.
''One thousand dollars for the food.''
''But I haven't touched the food."
''It was right there, so you should have. Two thousand dollars for the TV."
''But I didn't even know how to turn the damn thing on!''
''It was there, so you should have. Five thousand for sleeping on the bed."
''But I slept on the floor!''
''It was there. Your total is eight thousand dollars."
''You owe me ten thousand dollars for screwing my donkey.''
''But sir, I didn't screw your donkey.''
''It was there. You should have!''

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okay so i guess thats it

Question Of The Blog-wat did u do today

Song Of The Blog-Thong Song by Sisqo (who is way better then marco)

~Nikk~

Posted Jul 2, 2008 9:01 pm PT
Category: N/A
15 Comments

9Jun 08

Tim Mcgraw Concert

so yeah i just got back from the tim mcgraw concert with my sister heather, it was fun

driving there was pretty fun i guess we stoped for gas twice and damn prices are expensive. it was pretty hot outside yesterday until it rained for like 20 minutes

we parked like 2 miles away from the god damn so place so it was pretty annoying to walk from the car to the arena

the concert was down at the ne dodge music center we had lawn seats but we snuck into the main stage sat down in some random peoples seats and surprosling didn't get kicked out now that was werid wonder wat happened to the people whos seats we took

the concert started out with halfway to hazard they were good only problem was i only knew 1 song by them and that was daisy pretty good dong i suggest people here it

then came jason aldean who was good also but not really anything good i knew a couple songs by him

then came tim mcgraw and he rocked he was awesome to listen to i loved it when he played live like u were dying and i like it i love it he was awesome wish he played some more older songs though cause he played a lot of songs from his new album which didn't come out yet

so yeah when he ended we headed back to the 2 mile walk and drove off home damn this concert was fun next is gonna be brooks and dunn on the 21 of june

wat i learend

-drunks are fun to push down

-some guys can be a******

-doge music center is expensive

-security guards are pretty dumb

-tim mcgraw is awesome

-the navigation feature on my phone sure comes in handy

-heather's car is attracted to squarlls

Question Of The Blog-can't think of one just comment on wat the blogs about

Song Of The Blog-Live Like You Were Dying by Tim Mcgraw

~Colts~

Posted Jun 9, 2008 7:42 am PT
Category: N/A
19 Comments

4May 08

BAMBOOZLE/More

so yeah where to start

i woke up at 4 and after picking everybody up we were on the road by 5 so yeah it ended up being 12 people me my friends dawn, beth and jolly ( his name's jolly), my sister heather and some of her friends and beth's older brother and his friend so yeah we all piled up into 2 cars and we headed off from Maine to NJ

along the way we stoped at like 3 gas stations and bought nothing but red bull and funyuings (they were both really addicing ) so yeah the car trip was nice nothing really exciting going accpt beth kept on saying "the miles will fly and your children woun't cry when u play car bingo" (we didn't have car bingo )

so yeah we eventully got down there at 10:30 and spilt up me dawn beth and jolly stayed togather heather and her friends stayed togather and beth's older brother and his friend did god knows wat.

so yeah we get in at 11 and my group starts wondering around checking out some bands no one has ever heard of and collecting free stuff i eventully got a tank top that said heroine (the drug is spelled with out a e) and a bamboozle shirt

first band we really saw was i forget their name but after them came i can't remember but after them came story of the year and the crowd started getting a little violent so we left to check out other stuff

i no more bands played and i saw them but the next i remember is the maine some other band and snake milk. i remember we saw mindless self indulgence and the lead singer was like "i am hannah montana i'm sorry i posed half nude on vanity flair i promise next time i'll pose all nude" so yeah

kill hannah was good a rocket to the moon was good from first to last random people started break dancing in the crowd and were like wat losers do this, beth's brother was 1 of them so we threw a random shoe at him and left (there were shoes all over the place)

after more music next i remember well was paramore and they rocked only problem was the crowd was way to pushy i was liked getting anal raped the entire time in that crowd so yeah after that was jimmy eat world and then at the end we saw i set my friends on fire which did a scremo version of crank that while there i would meet heathers group and we would leave

but wait a minute wheres beth's 22 year old brother and his goonie after looking all over since he wasn't anwsering his cell he calls back and says hes at the front of snoop dogg o thats great i hate snoop dogg so yeah after pushing people out of our way we eventully get to the front of snoop (so many people we doing drugs during his preformance) so yeah i got to see snoop dogg front row go me after him we left

it serioulsy took us half an hour to find the cars we came in were looking all around by like gate d or wat ever we eventully find the cars and head off back up to maine

after stopping for at least 5 bathroom breaks (not me i don't use public bathrooms) and got a bunch more of red bull and funyuings we finaly are smooth sailing except for the fact beth's older brother's friend hit 2 racoons and a squerril (wat a bad driver)

so yeah after dropping every one off me and heather go into the house check the clock its like 6am when we get home so wow wat a day saturday was

wat i learned there was

-beth's older brother can't drive

-if u loan sharpies people don't give them back

-porta pottys are disgusting (i found a syringe and a needle in1)

-crowds can get a little violent at times

-if u crowd surf u lose ur shoe (alex just took another random 1)

-the 1 other stage did not excist

-being in a car for 6 hours gets a little naugiating

-the miles don't fly when u play car bingo

-snoop dogg likes gin and juice

-jolly has high matiblism (he ate like 5 hot pretzels)

-funyoungs taste disgusting after 5 huge bags

-red bull is addicitng

-its fun sleeping during the day

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wow that was a lot next concert is tim mcgraw can't wait

Question Of The Blog-wat was ur most memrable concert

Song Of The Blog-Gin and Juice by Snoop Dogg

~Colts~

Posted May 4, 2008 8:44 pm PT
Category: N/A
17 Comments

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