Ugh. Everyone knows controllers allow you to... well... play the damn games you bought. But what if there was a world where your controllers freaking dissapeared like crazy? That'd be my life.

Last weekend, I noticed my second Xbox 360 controller was missing. So I turned the whole house upside down looking for it. I looked every where... and I mean EVERYWHERE. It's still missing. Whilst on the search I found my Wii-mote, which wasn't even missing. So I put it next to my tv. Well the 360 controller is STILL missing...

And now that damn Wii controller is too. As to where it could have gone... I have no idea. I didn't take it to any of my friends houses or anything like that, lend it to anyone, etc etc. Yet it is gone. Of course its also gone the day that I get a classic controller to start playing games on the arcade and such. Awesome.

Do I really have to play Halo 3 more? I was looking forward to saving Hyrule in OOT

Lame. I need to work on my organization skills I guess.

Me. Check it out, http://www.gamespot.com/xbox360/action/bioshock/player_review.html?id=487790&tag=readerreviews;continue

If you haven't gotten a chance to play this game yet... your missing out. Big time.

Wow. The Wii is SO MUCH FUN! I seriously think Nintendo has really won part of the 'console wars' here, they captured the casual gamer/family target audience. My 7 year old sister was playing boxing, and having a great time. My dad played golf, and teaching him to play a videogame is pure pain. But not on the Wii! Well, basically I am just saying I fu***** love the Wii. Yep. I will even curse for you there, it's that good.

Ever since the Wii's unique interface and controller approached the horizon, it seems like it is all anyone can talk about. Coming from a supporter of all three systems (I don't like the PS3 actually to be honest...), Nintendo seems to have made a console that brings many people to the dinner table of gaming. Within the time it came out, over 1000 videos of people happy about buying a Wii, showing the games, etc have appeared on YouTube. While we have hardly stepped into the next generation, it has begun. So we have this to ask ourself. Will Nintendo conquer all?

Gears Of War for the Xbox 360, review by ColdPizzakid111



Gears of War just might be one of the best shooters I have ever played To be completely honest, I hadn't really worked my way into getting to
research Gears of War, or get too hyped up about it. Little did I know,
the buying of a game I knew hardly nothing about turned out to be an
excellent value. But really, where do you begin? Gears Of War is a
tactical sci-fi shooter that puts you into the shoes (or giant metal
boots in this case) of Marcus Fenix. A man caught between himself and
the war raging on against the humans and the Locust Horde. The game
overall has a very, very good idea for a story... but the writers just
didn't take enough to flesh it out and give it the fine tuning extra
details. Other than this, Gears of War just completely nails what
(almost) any gamer could ask for. The graphics are the best I have ever
seen in a game, period. The character models look excellent, war torn
men, completed with filthy armor and scarred up faces. The
environments, look beautiful and immersive. I felt as if I was really
in the middle of a war. There was no lack of cover (Tip: TAKE COVER IF
YOU DON'T WANT TO DIE! THIS ISN'T A RUN AND GUN GAME!!!) in the
enviromnents, but the cover available felt logical and fit in with the
landscape around it. The sound is excellent, from the sountrack of the
game to the groaning and yelling of the Locust Horde. Gears of War has
an excellent campaign mode, but the story doesn't feel as fleshed out
as it could, and the campaign itself is only about 10 hours long.
Campaign also allows you to do co-op play with anyone online, or split
screen. It has three difficulties: Casual (Easy), Hardcore (Medium),
and Insane (HARD). Along through campaign, and multiplayer, you will
find a great arsenal of weapons to use.

Multiplayer is also great, the game comes packed with 8 multiplayer
maps, and you can fight each other online, through lan, or splitscreen.
It has three multiplayer modes, all of which are fun. Gears of War is
the game that if you don't have, you ABSOLUTLEY have to go and buy it.
It is definitley worth your 60 bucks.
I give Gears Of War, a stunning 9.6/10. You cannot miss this game.

Borat: Cultural Learnings Of America For Make Benefit Glorius Nation Of Kazakhstan movie review by ColdPizzakid111.



You probably already know about Borat, considering all the controversy about it in the news. This movie is rude, vile, disgusting, anti-semetic, and racist. And it just might be one of the funniest movies I have seen all year.
Borat Sagadiyev (Sacha Baron Cohen) is a Kazakhstani reporter to has been ordered to go to America to make a documentary for their government. Obviously this is fake, however the people Borat meets in 'U S and A' are mostly real. Real people, really offended, and really shocked. Borat mixes almost any type of humor you can think of, and adds it all together to make one funny movie. The movie is one hour and 16 minutes long, and it has some really funny and memorable scenes. I wouldn't reccomend bringing anyone young to this movie, as there is a fair bit of nudity, and MANY adult situations and a lot of swearing. The funniest thing about the movie, is the way its presented. It doesn't shy away from anything, and if you love a movie that pushes it, then go see Borat. Your face will hurt from laughing when the movie is done.