• 17Sep 06

  What if.....

  
  Everyone remembers that Pokemon fad, back around 1998, when i was in elementry shcool, Almost everyone I knew had the card game, red and blue versions of the GB game, and watched the show 24/7. Then a year later, the fad died, and now in 2006, where me and my friends from elementry school are in our junior year of high school, its almost completely forgoten. Though, subconciensly thinking, "man i wish pokemon were real!" Because who wouldnt want a 3'6" walking lizard who can breath FIRE! can take charmander out for a walk and if some dumbass tries to rob you, "Charmander, fire attack!" and theres a roasted robber. If someone tries to mess with you, "Charmander, tackle. Now TEABAG ATTACK!" that would be my charmanders special move, the teabag. And once it evolves to charzard, **** cars, i got a mother ****ing dragon to get to work! swoop in "Holy **** dude, wtf is that!" "oh thats my ****ing charzard, it gets me to work and all. Oh, is that a H3 you driving its cool and all, but can it beath FIRE!?!? Yeah i didnt think so. later *SWOOSH*" and those fake lighters that shock your friends, "Hey guys come over here and pet my unnatrually large yellow rat!" "why are you wearing a rubber glove?" "no reason, NOW PET MY RAT!" all of you know that would be sweet......... or am i just crazy
  
  • Posted Sep 17, 2006 7:22 am PT
  • Category: Rant
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