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  • 26Mar 07

    Stephane........has shown her face......x_x

    It has finally happened. Stephane......has found me She barged in my horspital room this afternoon like a crazed maniac. I nearly choked on the disgustingly green dry chicken they fed me xD Please.....read on my despair.......and ALex's crazy ness 

    Me: WTF??! HOW CAN THIS BEEEEEE??!!!

    Stephane: You thought you could run from me? Don't you know were DESTINED to be together??! Forever......

    Me: 0.o o.0 your so crazy.....

    Alex: *eats chips* OMG look who it is!!! It's no n1pples

    Staphane: F*** you! You or anyone else won't stop me from being with SCRUMMY BEAR!!! Bring it on MOTHERF*****!!!!!

    Keira: Scrummy Bear??! Keiran what do you have to say to that....??

    Me: >.>......... But she's still hot! And kinkay

    Keira: Island Tylenol?? God Alex your such a man-wh0re.

    Alex: Yes. Yes I am

    Stephane: ARRG! Your all driving me CRAZY!! I'm leaving but I'll be back!! *walks away slowly*

    Alex: "Theeeere she goooes. There she goo again. The crazzy b**** agaaain. And I just can't explaaaain why her crotch is so stinkkkkaaay..."

    Me:

    Keira:

    xD Yeah so she left a few hours ago and hasn't been back since. I'm still sleeping with the plastic spork under my pillow....>.>

  • 18Mar 07

    My Real Full Name

    Hey guys! How'ya doin'?? I'm okay. Just finished taking xrays and stuff. My doctors sounds like he's pushing out a terd or something....>.>

    Anyway (), I just realized I haven't told you guys my full name. So I edicate this blog to my crazy parents who bestowed upon me this crazy name.

    Ready? >.> It's:

    Aeslec Mickeybo Keiraniel Michael Ren Guisseppe Laurcen Vashen Torent Jovovich-Derant

    Yup that's my full name. Some names come from all the different ethnicity's in my family like Mickeybo is Scottish and Giuseppe is Italian. Others.....are probably made up xD

     My first name is actually Aeslec but in school, teachers used to pronounce it ASSLICK. It's really pronouned eyes-leck. So I just shortened Keiraniel to Keiran. This also explains why my little brother calls me Vash. LOL, so that's my real full name......likey?

    *sips Pepsi*

  • 6Mar 07

    I'm in the Hospital Everyone...

    Wow, it feels like I haven't been here in years! How has everyone been?? I'm sorry I wasn't here for months.....but I have a legitamate reason!  Oh, and bear with me, I'm breaking rules and my awesome nurse is helping me type this. Okay....heres the thing....I fell off a cliff.....>.> No, SERIOUSLY.

    Does anyone remember that camping trip I took with Keira, Alex and friends and I stepped on that ant ( RIP)?? Well, a few months ago we went back. We sort of wondered around and stumbled upon this gap. Were talking and having a good time and I walk a little further to the gap, maybe at the edge  I don't know......and I fall

    I don't remember much of it besides the stuff before the fall and waking up in the hospital. Oh man was that the worst awakening in my life!!!!!! I opened my eyes and I don't know, it kind of felt like my face was reaaly heavy and I was dizzy. I tried to move my mouth and noticed I couldn't. I tried to move at all and noticed I couldn't. Everything just felt.........heavy

    Keira and Alex and others were there and the doctor came in or he was already there....I have no idea He told me I had just underwent SUGERY. I'm still fuzzy so it doesn't really hit me. But he keeps on talking and says that one of my broken ribbs was in a dangerous spot and had somehow got close to my lungs. They were scared it would puncture it so I went into surgery to move it

    He said some other stuff but I was phasing out But, when I finally get my head straight he talls me whats the deal. Now the nurse is feeding me everything he said so don't ask what any of it means

    One of my legs were broken, a foot, about 3 broken ribbs, broken jaw, arms and a dislodged heart. (WTF IS A DISLODGED HEART?? Damnit I need to ask again....)

    ........

    yeeeeah. That's why I'm writing this like 3 months later. I'm still not fully healed tho. Some fingers are still swollen and my shoulder hurts like a b****. Don't even ask about the rest. You should see me right now, the laptops on my belly, I'm laying down all wired and cast up trying to type without hurting my chest:p....

    Unfortunately, I will be here at the hospital for many more months. The Doctor said alot of things are shattered and just plain f**** up. In fact I'm breaking rules even typing this So, I'm sorry for being tardy. I missed you guys a great deal! I need a hug....

    P.S. - If I seem unusually happy, it's because I'm doped up on like 6 different pain killers

  • 23Nov 06

    Stephane is back.....with some new assets........0.o o.0

    My Thankgiving will suck. Why? STEPHANE IS BACK! With some new stuff too......>.> He's the sory of her arriving at my front door...... Read on

    Stephane: Happy Thanks Giving!

    Me: WTF? GO AWAY!!!!!!!!

    Stephane: NO. We must talk! Do you know I had to cancel our WEDDING over this???!!

    Me: WTFFFFFFFFFFF!!!!! We were NEVER getting married!!! WTF is wrong with you!!!!

    Keira: *comes out the kitchen* You again You do know I have a SHOTGUN right

    Stephane: Keiran wil protect me!!! F*** YOU!!!

    Me:

    Alex: You know Ms. Kitty called me yesterday. She said you gave her AIDS you wh0re!

    Stephane: Oh look, it's the idiot coming to save the day! Well, I'm leaving with Keiran today! Look *open top*

    Keira: The crazy b**** got boob inplants!!!! ROFL!!!!

    Me: 0.o o.0 WTF?

    Alex: EEEWWWWWW!!!! Where's you n1pples???!!

    Stephane: *closes top* You didn't see anything b****! They look gorgeus!

    Keira: They look like basketballs. I swear I can make a dunk with 'em right now Yeah......ans where ARE your n1pples?

    Stephane : F*** YOU!!! I'll be back!!! TONIGHT!!! *stomps away*

    Alex: WAIT!!! Mr. Gerbal says he know how to do it fast Look at him ride that wheel

    Keira: .....um.......Mr. Gerbal is NOT moving.....>..>

    Alex: Eh??? Mr. Gerbal??! JERRY??!!! NOOOOO!!!! HER EVIL T1TY"S KILLED HIM!!!!! NOOO!!! THE NIPPLES OF INVISIBLE DEATH!!!!

    Keira: 0.0 Damnit Keiran! Your GF evil t1ts killed Jerry! This is war!!!

    Alex: JEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!

    Me: I....I need a drink X_x x_X

  • 19Nov 06

    My Friend and His Ps3 :O

    Lol, the painful memories of those children are too strong. They.....haunt me.... Sooo, I will tell you about my friend and his ps3 It was friday morning, and I was sitting at the table eating some atrocious BURNT eggs Alex "cooked", when I heard banging from my door that sounded like someone was having a seizure in front of my door So I opened it....

    My friend Eric: OMG!! OMG!!!! KEIRAN I HAVE THE PS3!!!!*runs in my house*

    Chelsea: Please excuse my idiot brother......he camped out for 4 days in front of BestBuy last night

    Eric: YES I DID!!! I DRANK COFFEE ALL 4 DAYS!!!

    Chelsea: I was only there to see how many coffee you need to drink in order to loose your mind. .......turns out it's 73......>.>

    Keira: how was it when it was almost time for it to lauch??

    Chelsea: Well, an hour before, 2 guys tried to get my number, and 1 kept staring at the sky mumbling s*** Also, it turned into a f***ing Mosh Pit when it was time My friend got a bloody nose

    Me: Sounds.....awesome

    Eric: BUT IT WAS WORTH IT!!! LOOK!!! *opens up his bag to reveal a spanking new ps3*

    Me: teh glory!! But.....Eric.....are you sure your alright?? Your spining in circles>.>

    Eric: TJOTHVNOEJLmelOJFO!!!!

    Keira: Riiiiiight. So.....what are we gonna do with it>.>

    Alex: *runs down the stairs* I know! First, I'll take it up to my room to have some dirty s3x with it's sleek ass and naughty  ports. Then, I'll take it to dinner and drink some Red Wine After that, we'll come back here to have more naught s3x with it's FRONT ports. (oh yeah) In the morning, I'll tell the b**** it was just s3x and it didn't mean anything and give back to y'all

    Me: LMAO! You wh0re

    Keira: Dirty s3x later!! Now....it's time for Resistence MOTHERF****S!!!!!

    Eric: X__X *sleep*

     The ps3 is......okay.>.> Was totally disapointed tho, especially when I think about all the s*** Sony "promised". Meh Also, if you have a ps3.....and was thinking about getting Gundam......just know that I've seen better graphix on a damn Ficher Price game X_X

  • 8Nov 06

    What Do You Think About This? *READ*

    Okay, I can't be here long. Tooooo much crap going on involving my brothers demon children *__* Tell, when I can Anyway, my friend sent me this:


    My friend sent me this.......horrible I know.....but I chuckeled..........*shame* V_V

  • 22Oct 06

    I Love You Guys!!!!!!! *cry* PARTY!!!!! :D

    I love you guys!!! Today, this blog is dedicated to you guys! Becase you guys are true friends I'm glad I met all of you So.........FREE BOOZE AND CHIPS FOR EVERYONE!!!!!!!! W00T!!!!!!!

    *dances*

  • 13Oct 06

    Grams vs. Grandpa!!! 0.o o.0

    Hello! How have you guys been? I've been..........yeah>.> LOL, Grams has been driving me nuts! Seriously, she threw her dirty panties in my face yesterday!! THE HORROR!!!!! But, today, Grandpa payed a visit! W00T! And the fighting began.......

    Me: 0.o o.0 Grandpa???! WTH have you been!!!!

    Grams: Damnit!!! I thought you died days ago you f****!!!

    Grandpa: Hello to you too wh0re! I knew you came here!!!! Always bothering these poor kids!!!

    Alex: Grandpa, she made me wash her!!!

    Grandpa: Good lord! Your a brave boy. You survived the jelly rolls and saggy ass!

    Gram: F**** you!!! You really shouldn't be talking idiot! It takes you 10 minutes to even find your d*** to take a p1*s!!!

    Keira: Hey!! Fight in your own damn house!

    Grams: Hey Keira, I'll give you 1 cent to got f*** the mailman since you already did SO STFU!!!!

    Keira: WHAT!! OMFG, I'm about to b**** slap right now!!!!

    Me: *holding Keira back* WHY CAN'T WE BE NORMAL!!!!!

    Grandpa: It's okay kids! Grandpa will handle this!

    Grams: YOU?! You f**** limp wrist, saggy piece of crap!

    Grandpa: Heh. Keep talkin'. In about 2 seconds I'm going to put my foot so far up your @ss your hemroids will scream

    Alex: OMG!!! OMG!! TEH OWNAGE!!!!!

    Grams: Little man who talks big words! Alright I've had it! I'm gonna kick you in your b***s so hard you'll have freakin v*****!

    Alex: TEH COMEBACK!!!!

    Me: OKAY! There will be no kicking of the ass or b***s today! Seeming as guys are MARRIED, you had to love something about one another! Grandpa?

    Grandpa: She had great t**s That are now hanging [ast her knees like f**** stockings!

    Me: *sigh*Gram Gram?-_-"

    Gram Gram: He was a good f*** That has since turned into nothing because that thing in between his legs is a piece of crap!

    Gandpa: It's perfectly fine!

    Grams: How would you know??! You haven't seen it in years!!!!:Evil:

    Me: *sigh*I'm going back to bed-_-"

  • 9Oct 06

    OMFG. Grams is back..........*cry*

    LOLERZ, Bill how did you know grams would be coming back??! I wish I would've known I got a call yesterday from her......how the h3ll does she know my number??0.o o.0 Next thing I know she's sitting on my couch watching Maury!! The next post is about my crazy grams........

    Grams: *farts*where's the beer!!!

    Keira: Listen bumpkin, this is not a damn bar.

    Grams: Heh, you could've fooled me with you looking like a 2 dollar wh0re.....

    Alex: OWN3D!!!!

    Me: erm.......Grams, why are you here.........>.>

    Grams: Your not crippled anymore!!! Anyway, why you need to know?! Don't you love your gram grams!!!

    Keira: NO.

    Grams: Alex, be a idiot and bring me some cheese

    Alex: 0.o o.0 ONLY the cheese??!

    Grams: WTF DID I SAY??!!!

    Me and Keira are standing there like WTF at that point. But Alex still goes into the kitchen ans brings her some slices.

    Grams: *sits on it*

    Us: WTF?? 0.o o.0

    Me: um........wheres grampa?

    Grams: That f****? Meh, probaly s**** out that uncooked chicken I gave 'em G0d, I wish he would just DIE already!!! You know we don't even have s3x anymore?

    Keira: WTF? no one wants to hear that!!! Jeez, wth is wrong with you!!

    Grams: Keira, why don't you and your brothers come with me to Rite Aid before Grams sticks this cane up your boney ass!!!

    Keira: F*** YOU!!!! Serously, wtf are you going to do?? You'll trip over your saggy t***s!!!

    Grams: Honey, I could take you down with one f**** blow from one b00b alone. SO STFU!!!

    Keira:

    Grams: Meh *pulls out cigerarette*

    Me: WTF? IS THAT WEED????!!!!!!

    Grams: yup, it's my medicine

    Me: I HAVE ASTHMA!!!!!!!

    Grams: Meh, pull the rat out your ass *puffs* This is some good s***.

    Me: ..........

    And that was this afternoon alone. Excuse me while I go run her bath water. *shudders*

  • 7Oct 06

    OMFG!!!! I'm Still in H3ll!!! *cry* ////Parental Advisory\\\\\\ 0.o o.0

    How you all doin'? Me? Oh, I've been swell..........besides the fact that my gf is assaulting me and my little brother broke his arm. But I'll have to tell you about the latter later.

    Okay........it's time for you to laugh at my horrible love life. Come on, I know you guys laugh -_-" lol, after my brothers accident, I kinda forgot about Stephane and focused on him. And also, Alex found a cat that happens to like sitting it's @ss right on my face

    LOL, so it's like 3:00 in the morning and someone is banging on my door. I'm like whatever, and roll over on my bed But I hear Keira call me so came down. *WARNING: LANGUAGE AND SEXUAL INUENDOS READ AT YOUR OWN RISK* *ALSO IT'S LOOKS LONG BUT IT'S REALLY NOT*

    Keira: -_-"I can't believe this b**** woke me up from my Johnny Depp dream

    Me: LOL! Um......Stephane.....it's like 3:00 in the morning........WTF.

    Stephane: WHO IS SHE??! WHO HAVE YOU BEEN CHEATING ON ME WITH!!!!

    Me: I barely even go anywhere. And first of all......we BROKE UP like 3 weeks ago

    Stphane: NO. I SAY WHEN WE BREAK UP!!!

    Keira: Do you sleep......at all?! Really, I'm like 2 seconds away from beating the crap out of you. But, I'm still in trouble from my last assault.....>.>

    Stephane: F*** YOU!!! KEIRAN GET IN MY CAR!!!! NOW!!

    Me: 0.o o.0 so you can kill me? I think I'll stay.........>.>

    Alex, who has to be the hardest sleeper ever, finally comes down the stairs

    Alex: WTF? EVERY freakin' time!!!! GO AWAY!!!!!!!!

    Stephane: Well, look who it is. Keiran you should know your brother has been lusting after me with his eyes. I think he wants to have s3x with me!!

    Alex: I have s3x with alot of things I'll admit ( minus dudes, ew), but crazy b**** is not one of them. Seriously, if your mouth is this bad, how the h3ll is your v******. It might bite my thing off or something

    Me: LMAO! Anyway, it's late and I'm tired. Please go

    Stephane: Not until me and your brother finsh this!!!!

    Alex: Oh, hey I almost forgot! *picks up the cat* This is Mr. Nasty. Look! I found you a t cat to f***!

    Keira: 0_- Oh G0d.........Alex you dumb @ss, that cat is FEMALE.

    Alex: Eh? *looks at cats bottom >.>* Your right! Well, Steph is your feeling a bit Bi-Curious, you can still give it a whirl!

    Stephane: Funny......not. Remeber that gf of yours? Alice? You do know that she's baging a totally hot rich better looking guy right?

    Alex: Yes I do. Infact, I met him. Nice guy. Nice try tho

    Stephane: I knew that.......>.>

  • 11Sep 06

    OMFG. Camping.......>.

    Really, looking at my life, I really don't see how I could be so unlucky. It nuts. Over the weekend, Conner came up with the oh so brilliant idea of going camping.-_-" I didn't even have my little brother to save me.......he's with my aunt

    We had friends though. David, you know, the one who keeps stealing Keira's panties And Chelsea, my little sister from another mother lol, but don't let it fool you. She definately takes no crap Thats why her and Keira are so close

    We packed the "essentials"........at least I did>.> I told Alex he coudn't bring his million bottles of pepsi Anyway, we drive to this remote place, ( a friend of Alex's suggested it), and I just knew something would go wrong. why? Because most of Alex friends are s3x fiends, nut-so's or drunkards

    Were walking and the complaining starts......

    Alex: WTF? IT STINKS!!!

    Keira: I think your smelling your own @ss

    David: I think it smells nice.......>.>

    Me: 0.o o.0

    David: so......Chels......how old are you now??

    Chelsea:14

    David: that's not far from 19! your looking really good these days......

    Chelsea: Touch me, and I will cut your b**** off and choke you with them

    David: .............

    Me: OMG LMFAO!!!!!!!!

    lol, after that, I thought things would get better seeing as I have my friends and family here And then it rained

    Alex: my beautifal skin is wet!!!

    Keira: Oh shutup! you b**** more than a woman!

    David: Keira, I think your sexy when your mad

    Keira: Back up, perv

    Conner: Children! Settle down! lol, we can go sit under that tree until the rain stops

    We go over, and what do you know, it's ant central We walk some more, I step on a lizard >.> RIP >.> lol, we finally found a few trees lined up good enough for shelter. Did I tell you about the damn ants!!!

    Alex: it stinks!!!

    Keira: you farted didn't you

    Alex: >.>

    David: hey Chels, you smell nice

    Chelsea: My dads a cop rmember

    David: ..........

    lol, it stops raining and I'm drenched. DAMN RAIN!!! David also drooled on me during his nap. Yep, it rained THAT long. lol......but it wasn't only rain.....>.>

    Keira: WTF??? WHY IS THE WATER OVER HERE HOT???! WTF??

    David: >.> erm.......I think I had a wet dream....>.>

    Keira: WTFFF!!! OMFG!!! I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!!!!!!

    After literaly wresling Keira off of David, we made a deal that David a.k.a the perv won't be near the girls lol, he's really a nice guy though.........>.> I'm tired of writing More to come

  • 7Sep 06

    ..................WtF..............

    x OMFG. Stephane was calling me non-stop last night, so I didn't get ANY sleep.

    Today, I was on my toes because I KNEW she would catch up to me sometime. And she did I took my brother to school.....and no Stephane. Went to the Supermarket......no Stephane When I should've been happy, I wasn't in the least bit.

    I KNEW she would catch up to me. And she did. I was in my yard getting my dog out of the pool because, retardedly enough, it seems he can't swim. WTF???! Anyway, I hear a loud noise from the back and walk over. Who do I see??? Yeah.......you already know-_-'

    Me: WTF? did you just bust thrue my back door??

    Stephane: no, I just "forcefully" came in You didn't return my calls

    Me: Really? That might be because I couldn't walk to the phone because of that kick to the crotch

    Stephane: YOU DESRVED IT!!!! ****!!!

    I'm just baffled then. Alex comes outside and I'm still confused

    Alex: Oh jeez, you again?? Seriously, don't you have anything to do??

    Stephane: Don't think I've spared you @ss face!!!!

    Alex: really?? you didn't?? becaue just looking at already made me barf a thousand times in my mouth Oh, did you f*** that cat yet?

    Stephane: *sticks up middle finger* Keiran, you KNOW that you don't really want to break up with me!!

    Me: No, really I do I mean, you REALLY are driving me up the wall. I haven't been on edge this much since the last season of 24

    Alex: What he said.

    Stephane: WHAT!!!!!!!! DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU ARE MISSING??? THIS IS WHAT YOUR MISSING!!! *OPEN TOP>.>*

    Me: ..................

    Alex: LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!

    Stephane: WHAT ARE YOU ****** LAUGHING AT??!

    Alex: WTF are we supposed to be looking at here??? I don't even see anything!

    Me: >.>.........

    Stephane: f**** you!!!

    Alex: Seriously, it looks like to mosiqito nites! lol, are you SURE he's missing something??

    Stephane: *kicks Alex in the>.>* hows that? this isn't over Keiran! *walks away*

    Me: ............

    Alex: HA B****! I CAME PREPARED!!! *pulls out doctor Suess book from pants*PWN3D!!!!!!!!!

    Me: I'm going to go figure out my life now.........X_X

    Alex: I ROXERZ!!!!!

  • 6Sep 06

    WTF???!!! I GOT kICKED IN MY SPECIAL PLACE!!!! X_X

    OMFG!!!!!!! Seriously you guys would not believe what my gf did!!!! But before we go into my painful memories of yesterday/today....how'ya guys doin'?

    lol, now that we got that out the way, on to my day. Last night, well this morning (), I was talking to Stephanime. So I'm typing my message and all of a sudden my computer shuts off!!!!

    I'm like WTF?! I look over, and who do I find?? My crazed gf holding the extension cord in her hand. I'm like how the h3ll did she get in??!!! I see my friend David, who at the time was hanging out with me looking suspicious in the back. He obviously let her in!!!

    Me: WTF? why did you do that???! That plug all controls other appliances in the damn house!!!

    Stephane: I'm sitting on my bed at home and I'm thinking: why the h3ll didn't he call me this hour?? He must be cheating!!! So I come here.....and find you cheating!!

    Me: what??? WTF ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!!! I was talking to a friend!!!! JEEZ!

    Stephane: that's what you want me to believe!!

    During all this I guess we were loud because Alex comes down stairs from his nap

    Alex: WTF? some people are trying to sleep!!! Seriously, go on Dr. Phil or something!!!

    Stephane: STFU!!!!

    Alex: I know your my brothers gf and all........but go f*** a cat.

    Stephane: WHAT?? Keiran, are you going to let him talk to me like that??!

    Me: ..................>.>

    Alex: that means yes Seriously, if you were my gf I would have dumped your psyco @ss WEEKS ago. But seeing as my brother lacks an anger gland, I do the job for him

    Stephane: ORLY? what, are you gonna hit me? if you do, I swear I'll scream bloody murder and lie a something more horrible than that

    Alex: Oh no, I don't hit girls. It's against my code of honor But I will, how does Keira say it? CUT YOU WITH WORDS. Bring b****.

    Me: um, okay this needs to end now before someone ets cut with words Stephane, your nice, ( 2% of the time), but your seriously controlling This isn't going to work out

    Stephane: ARE YOU DUMPING ME??? rule number 1 dumb@ss, you don't dump ME, I dump YOU. And I'm NEVER going to

    Me: are you feakin' mental??

    Alex: seriously, you REALLY need to go f*** a cat BADLY.

    Stephane: *kicks me in my special place* *leaves*

    Me: WTF?????? OMFG DID YOU JUST KICK ME WITH YOUR PLATFORM BOOTS??!!!! WTF IF WRONG WITH YOU????!!!!!

    Stephane: *leaves*

    Alex: you want some ice.........that looked very painful.........>.>

    Me: X_X

  • 5Sep 06

    OMFG.....My Gf.......X_X

    OMG, I'm sooooo sorry!!!! I haven't been here in ages! But seriously, blame my new gf...-_-" {the following paragraphs about my crazy controlling gf. kinda long, but read it damnit! I'm going to go cry in this corner...}

    Okay, to start off this journey, let me update you on a few things. Keira has a new bf. They've been dating for like a month and a half. He's nice.....but this all started because of him

    A while ago he confessed to Keira, no one from his family or friends knew they were dating. His family has this distinct rule about the younger child can't date unless the older one does. WTF?? Anyway, we were invited to his house and before they could tell his parents they were dating, they needed a fall out guy to date his sister

    The obvious choice was Alex.......because he's a s3x freak But he's too preocupied trying to date another girl.......so I was the fall guy We went to meet the parents, and talked and blah, blah, blah lol, later his sister asked me if I wanted to see her room. Deathly bored I agreed

    It was kinda scary in her room because it looked like no one had lived there in years We talked and I asked her out......thus beginning my h3ll

    Fast forwarding a few weeks, and I was already annoyed by her love to talk about herself Were at the mall and she just attacks me!:

    Stephane: what was that?? why were you flirting with that girl??

    Me: wth are you talking about???? that woman asked me for directions to the larger mall

    Stephane: F**** YOU!!!!! I KNOW YOUR CHEATING WITH HER!!!!!!!! *hits me in the chest and stomps away*

    Me: WTF???

    by this time, people are looking at me like I did something wrong. I call her and she doesn't answer. So I walk around the mall continually and still, no sight of her. I'm still confused to wtf just happened, so I left after a while

    next day, she's banging at my door looking like she so happy and cheerful. I'm even more confused.

    Me: erm.....hello......>.>

    Stephane: I forgive you!! *hugs me*

    Me: .......................what......................???

    After that starts the late night calling. She called me once at like 3 o'clock in the morning just to tell me what she ate that day WTF???! The week after, I start helping out my friend move into his new house.

    She calls me 19 times in those 4 hours. I cut my phone off earlier because I wasn't feeling well that day and didn't want people calling me every ten seconds Anyway, I call her back:

    Me: sorry. cut my phone off earlier today....how'ya doin?

    Stephane: Did you forget the rules????

    Me: omfg. seriously I thought we talked about that!

    Stephane: you are supposed to call me every hour! where were you?? are you cheating on me???

    Me: what??? I was helping a friend out! why does everything that I do end up in me 'cheating'

    Stephane: YOU ****** ***** ********!!! ****!!!!

    Me: okay, you have a nice day honey. goodbye. *hangs up*

    WTF??? She's like a freakin' time bomb!!!! OMG! you have no idea what else she's done. I'm too worn out to write anymore........*goes and cries in corner*

  • 17Aug 06

    Mr. Squiggles Funeral -v_v-

    Hello folks. Today, we are all gathered here, to honer a friend. A friend named Mr. Squiggles. Me, Alex, Keira and Conner thought it would be nice, to share our comments about the recent MURDER of our Mr Squiggles.

    The next comments are from my brothers and sisters, either typed by them, or made by making ME type, ( you know who you are!!!) They are their personal opinions about Mr. Squiggles. Please, read on. V_V

    Since Alex, went out to feed our dogs, Keira will comment first.

    Keira: Well, let me start off by saying, Mr. Squiggles was a pain my @ss. He nibbles on my shoes, and left me oh so special presents in the SAME shoes. I HATED HIM!!! To say I'm not neccisarily happy about his death.....would be a LIE. I mean, he bit THREW my AFI cd!!! how the h3ll do you bite threw a CD???!!! HOW??!!! WTF??! I-

    Me: thats enough from you now -__-" Conner, how about you tell us how you LOVED Mr. Squiggles

    Conner: Mr. Squiggles was a dear friend. We made vegie burgers together. We watched Oprah together. WHY?! WHY? WHY DID HE HAVE TO GO?!! NOOOO!!!!!! SQUIGGLES!!!!!!!!

    Keira: Oh suck it up! JEEZ.....!

    Me: thanks for that heartfelt speech Conner! Since Alex is back, now he may share......

    Alex: well Squid-

    Me: SQUIGGLES

    Alex: WHATEVER. Anyway, he was cool. Remember that time I had to babysit him, but I had to do "errands"? lol, I smuggled him in my backpack when I went to the "videostore". He helped pick some good p0rn. he would thump when I picked up some. he reeeally liked that kinky stuff! like "Kelly's Bush" and-

    Me: GOOD GOD!!!! SOMETHING ELSE PLEASE!!!!!

    Alex: I'm just sharing He also would hangout by my window, and we'd pick out cute chicks. He picked some really gruesome looking ones, but atleast he tried! Good times......good times!

    Me: thanks.....for sharing that

    Me: Squiggles was so fun! we would watch H3ll's Kitchen together!! he was so kind!!!!!! OH GOD! HOLD ME!!!!

    Keira: get the h3ll off me!

    okay, Danny couldn't join us, because, well, he's kinds held up in his room. He's really crushed Comments during this funeral is welcome if you have questions for either of my siblings, ask 'em, their here to answer

    RIP Mr. Squggles

  • 16Aug 06

    RIP Mr. Squiggles V_V

    I've been soo busy! First, my family trip was horrible. Seriously, I wanted to jump off a cliff into a sea of hungry Oprah's -_-On top of that, Keira's 2 toes were nearly obliterated because of this stupid accident involving Alex..........which in itself sounds horrible

    I came back on late Sunday night so I was sleeping like most of Monday. But then, my grandmother calls me in the middle of the freaking night saying I need to get out of the house because the Bunnie are coming

    Which isn't unusual sadly. Atleast a few times a year she gets delusional, either about big rabid Bunnies attacking her, ghosts trying to kill her, and nazi's. But overall the Bunnies has to be her favorite Seriously, read what she said to me when she came to my house: (kind of long read, but you just HAVE to see what happened)

    Grams: Why are you still here??? the BUNNIES!!!!!!

    Me: WTF are you talking about??? There are no freaking Bunnies coming!!!!

    Grams: OMG! your one of them!!!! OMG!!!! NOOOO!!!!!

    Me: I am not a Bunnie. .........I feel so hurt.....

    Keira: grams, lets say, theoreticly, giant Bunnies ARE trying to kill you. why are they after just YOU?????

    Grams: because I'm a threat!!!!

    Alex: WTF is going on out here??? WHAT?!

    Grams: Were under attack!!!!

    Alex: kay, nobody panic, I say we sacrifice Keiran and run while they rape him......>.>

    Keira: okay, this is getting nuts. Alex, while that would be a great plan if we were actually under attack........but were not So you can go back to sleep. Grams, your nuts, there are no Bunnies attacking you, GO HOME!

    Grams: OMG! whats that??! *pointing to my little brother new rabbit Squiggles (believe me, I had no help in that name......>.>

    Keiran: Grams, it's just our new pet. Don't freak out...............please......

    Grams: ...............ARG! *starts shacking cage*

    Us: NOOO!!!

    my little brother Danny: whats going.......*looks at dead squiggles*

    Us: oh crap............

    Danny: ..................whats wrong with squiggles......is he sleeping?

    Me: >.> erm........ummm, Keira......??

    Keira: .............

    Alex: he's, um fine, see look! *picks up squiggles, who's head is not facing right way>.>*

    Danny:

    Alex: what? what......OH>.>

    The rest tells itself Danny, is crushed. And my grandmother just happens to gain sanity today and calls me about some cookies she made

    RIP Mr. Squiggles -v_v-

  • 31Jul 06

    Next Generation, Fights ...........and me -___- part 1

    Hello friends!!!!! How'ya been?? I've been good.....to some extinct. Alex made my xbox BLOW UP. It literaly had a fire on the top of it Only him him folks.......only him....

    lol, today and yesterday I was a type of security guard at my friends EB Games. Three words: it was h3ll -____- (kinda long read)

    Got a call from my good friend Casey, saying her boss wanted some help with crowd control in the store. So I was like sure and went over.......with Keira and Alex tagged along

    Me: WTF? it is waaay to crowded

    *my friend David comes over looking desperate*

    David: Heeey! Keiran, might I say you are looking sexy today........will you camp out at the ps3 launch with me>.>?

    Me: your really desperate aren't you?

    David: .................. *walks to other side of store*

    *Casey comes over*

    Casey: sweet, you made it! How you doing??

    Me: lol, it's crazy crowded in here......what ever happened to calling....>.>

    Casey: wheres Keira and Alex??

    Me: Keira's in her bf guitar shop and Alex is out prostituting himself.......the usual

    Casey: LOL!

    *David walks over*

    David: Casey! your looking sexy today! come with me to the launch.......>.>

    Casey: NO.

    *Alex walks in*

    Alex: hey! so Casey, lets get down to buissness. your hot, I'm hot, were both hot. So lets have hot s3x

    Keira: Back! back I say!!! *sprays Alex with water* BACK WH0RE!!!!!!

    Alex: RUFF! *growl*

    Keira: hey......you want Pepsi? huh, you want some Pepsi? Go get it! *throws Pepsi bottle out side*

    Alex: OMG! pepsipepsipepsipepsispepsipepsipepsipepsi *runs out side*

    Keira: see if you don't keep your b***** on a leash.....they get out of hand

    Alex: I'm not a b***** I'm a man wh0re....theres a difference

    Keira: didn't I say out??!! *sprays more water*

    Caseys boss: will you all settle down or take it out side!!!!! I'm paying you to keep peace not make more mayhem!!!!

    Keiran: wtf?? where did you come from??

    Keira: from having hot s3x with my bf

    Me: TMI! X_x x_X

    Casey: ROFL!!! you guys are hilarious!! lol, todays going to be hilarious!

    *David comes back over*

    David: Keira.....your looking sexy today......

    Keria: first of all, you can say what you like, I'm still not going out with you. secend, no, I will not camp out with you. and last but not least, give me back my panties you pervert!! I KNOW you stole them!!!!

    David: I....have no idea what your........*walks out store*

    Keira: hey! Alex if you want some more Pepsi, go attack him!

    Alex: *turns around from talking to this girl* pepsipepsipepsipepispepsipepsi.......killkilllkilllkilllkilllkillllkilllll

    Boss: HEY! WHAT DID I TELL YOU!!!!!!!!

    Me: todays gonna be a riot -___-

  • 30Jul 06

    Aaah!!! So busy!!! >.

    Hello! I'm sorry guys, I've been so freakin busy! Well, I have some more news to drop on you.....I'm going away this week Since my brothers been found, now my family is fixed on going on trips together It's going to be a riot......-__-

    lol, also, I attended a friends bacholer party. Fun.....until the Groom had strippers come over and then the bride walking in.... Spent all night talking to her and helping her analyze if she still wants to marry him

    And today, I went to my favorite Gamespot for a friend. Seems, a h3ll of a lot of people were there just to sign up on the ps3 and Wii pre-order lists. Jeez.....couldn't they call??! It was quite eventful, so I'll right about it later.

    I'll be on and off, because we have to back while trying to make sure this trip won't be a blood bath Leaving on Friday, so wish me luck! lol, it really makes me jealous of my friend going to Disney with her STABLE, non MURDEROUS, and FUN family. DAMN MY LIFE!!!!!!

    I need a hug.........

  • 22Jul 06

    I'm Finally Back!!!! Time to Relax!!! *eats cookies* :P

    Hello friends!!!! yes, I know.....I have been quite absent from here for a long time. please......don't rape me....... lol, been really sick for awhile, all thanks to Keira. She had Chicken Pox, and hugged everyone and acted like she wasn't even sick......and I got sick Damn you Keira!!!!

    lol, in other news, my little brother went missing. no, not the 5 year old one. I actually have a 14 year old brother too.....forgot to mention because it's so damn many of us Well, I don't know if this kinda disappearence counts as being missing. He really just went to a secluded place to get busy with his gf

    Also, an ex gf decided to slap me with a child support supena. WTF????!!! Her child is 1.....we broke up 3 and a half years ago So I said give me a damn DNA test. Long story short.....she's a crazy nut who tried to push someone elses child on me.

    Then she said I raped her a year ago But long story short, because of all her lying they did an investigation, made us both go to counseling, in which she told the counselor it was all a lie The investigation was let go after that, and she now is claiming this other man is the father. That was fun

    Ending on a funny note, my brother sent me this today...enjoy....while I weep in a corner

    OWN3D!!!!!!!!!!!

  • 27Jun 06

    I'm Back!!! Pics!!!! ( not of me, LOL!)

          Hey people!!!!! Yeah, I know, I've been on and off. It's the nurses!!!!! I think they're mad at me because I stay up late and talk to some of you I'm a late sleeper......... Also, a big blowout happened between Keira and some of them........but I was sleeping.....>.>

             None of them will say what happened but I see them exchanging mean looks all the time I'm scared!!! lol, I have some pics of my brothers wedding for y'all! I was emailed them today and was given permission to spread them all over the web!

    Here ya go!

    this is my brother Keith He got into a bike accident so thats why he's all cut up. He's a hilarious person!

    Thats my Uncle Nuts......erm......we'll talk about him later>.> My brother Robert, and his son Caleb

    And this is the Groom!!! My brother Casey!!

    lol, I'm crushed I wasn't at the wedding!!! But they sent me the video and I have to say......I shed a tear......>.> 'Till next time!!! COOOKIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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