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Mickey's Party!!!! :P

Welcome to my party!!!!!!!
Stephane........has shown her face......x_x

It has finally happened. Stephane......has found me She barged in my horspital room this afternoon like a crazed maniac. I nearly choked on the disgustingly green dry chicken they fed me xD Please.....read on my despair.......and ALex's crazy ness 

Me: WTF??! HOW CAN THIS BEEEEEE??!!!

Stephane: You thought you could run from me? Don't you know were DESTINED to be together??! Forever......

Me: 0.o o.0 your so crazy.....

Alex: *eats chips* OMG look who it is!!! It's no n1pples

Staphane: F*** you! You or anyone else won't stop me from being with SCRUMMY BEAR!!! Bring it on MOTHERF*****!!!!!

Keira: Scrummy Bear??! Keiran what do you have to say to that....??

Me: >.>......... But she's still hot! And kinkay

Keira: Island Tylenol?? God Alex your such a man-wh0re.

Alex: Yes. Yes I am

Stephane: ARRG! Your all driving me CRAZY!! I'm leaving but I'll be back!! *walks away slowly*

Alex: "Theeeere she goooes. There she goo again. The crazzy b**** agaaain. And I just can't explaaaain why her crotch is so stinkkkkaaay..."

Me:

Keira:

xD Yeah so she left a few hours ago and hasn't been back since. I'm still sleeping with the plastic spork under my pillow....>.>

Posted by BloodTorment1, Mar 26, 2007 1:12 pm PT   28 Comments
My Real Full Name

Hey guys! How'ya doin'?? I'm okay. Just finished taking xrays and stuff. My doctors sounds like he's pushing out a terd or something....>.>

Anyway (), I just realized I haven't told you guys my full name. So I edicate this blog to my crazy parents who bestowed upon me this crazy name.

Ready? >.> It's:

Aeslec Mickeybo Keiraniel Michael Ren Guisseppe Laurcen Vashen Torent Jovovich-Derant

Yup that's my full name. Some names come from all the different ethnicity's in my family like Mickeybo is Scottish and Giuseppe is Italian. Others.....are probably made up xD

 My first name is actually Aeslec but in school, teachers used to pronounce it ASSLICK. It's really pronouned eyes-leck. So I just shortened Keiraniel to Keiran. This also explains why my little brother calls me Vash. LOL, so that's my real full name......likey?

*sips Pepsi*

Posted by BloodTorment1, Mar 18, 2007 12:57 pm PT   39 Comments
I'm in the Hospital Everyone...

Wow, it feels like I haven't been here in years! How has everyone been?? I'm sorry I wasn't here for months.....but I have a legitamate reason!  Oh, and bear with me, I'm breaking rules and my awesome nurse is helping me type this. Okay....heres the thing....I fell off a cliff.....>.> No, SERIOUSLY.

Does anyone remember that camping trip I took with Keira, Alex and friends and I stepped on that ant ( RIP)?? Well, a few months ago we went back. We sort of wondered around and stumbled upon this gap. Were talking and having a good time and I walk a little further to the gap, maybe at the edge  I don't know......and I fall

I don't remember much of it besides the stuff before the fall and waking up in the hospital. Oh man was that the worst awakening in my life!!!!!! I opened my eyes and I don't know, it kind of felt like my face was reaaly heavy and I was dizzy. I tried to move my mouth and noticed I couldn't. I tried to move at all and noticed I couldn't. Everything just felt.........heavy

Keira and Alex and others were there and the doctor came in or he was already there....I have no idea He told me I had just underwent SUGERY. I'm still fuzzy so it doesn't really hit me. But he keeps on talking and says that one of my broken ribbs was in a dangerous spot and had somehow got close to my lungs. They were scared it would puncture it so I went into surgery to move it

He said some other stuff but I was phasing out But, when I finally get my head straight he talls me whats the deal. Now the nurse is feeding me everything he said so don't ask what any of it means

One of my legs were broken, a foot, about 3 broken ribbs, broken jaw, arms and a dislodged heart. (WTF IS A DISLODGED HEART?? Damnit I need to ask again....)

........

yeeeeah. That's why I'm writing this like 3 months later. I'm still not fully healed tho. Some fingers are still swollen and my shoulder hurts like a b****. Don't even ask about the rest. You should see me right now, the laptops on my belly, I'm laying down all wired and cast up trying to type without hurting my chest:p....

Unfortunately, I will be here at the hospital for many more months. The Doctor said alot of things are shattered and just plain f**** up. In fact I'm breaking rules even typing this So, I'm sorry for being tardy. I missed you guys a great deal! I need a hug....

P.S. - If I seem unusually happy, it's because I'm doped up on like 6 different pain killers

Posted by BloodTorment1, Mar 6, 2007 9:28 pm PT   38 Comments
Stephane is back.....with some new assets........0.o o.0

My Thankgiving will suck. Why? STEPHANE IS BACK! With some new stuff too......>.> He's the sory of her arriving at my front door...... Read on

Stephane: Happy Thanks Giving!

Me: WTF? GO AWAY!!!!!!!!

Stephane: NO. We must talk! Do you know I had to cancel our WEDDING over this???!!

Me: WTFFFFFFFFFFF!!!!! We were NEVER getting married!!! WTF is wrong with you!!!!

Keira: *comes out the kitchen* You again You do know I have a SHOTGUN right

Stephane: Keiran wil protect me!!! F*** YOU!!!

Me:

Alex: You know Ms. Kitty called me yesterday. She said you gave her AIDS you wh0re!

Stephane: Oh look, it's the idiot coming to save the day! Well, I'm leaving with Keiran today! Look *open top*

Keira: The crazy b**** got boob inplants!!!! ROFL!!!!

Me: 0.o o.0 WTF?

Alex: EEEWWWWWW!!!! Where's you n1pples???!!

Stephane: *closes top* You didn't see anything b****! They look gorgeus!

Keira: They look like basketballs. I swear I can make a dunk with 'em right now Yeah......ans where ARE your n1pples?

Stephane : F*** YOU!!! I'll be back!!! TONIGHT!!! *stomps away*

Alex: WAIT!!! Mr. Gerbal says he know how to do it fast Look at him ride that wheel

Keira: .....um.......Mr. Gerbal is NOT moving.....>..>

Alex: Eh??? Mr. Gerbal??! JERRY??!!! NOOOOO!!!! HER EVIL T1TY"S KILLED HIM!!!!! NOOO!!! THE NIPPLES OF INVISIBLE DEATH!!!!

Keira: 0.0 Damnit Keiran! Your GF evil t1ts killed Jerry! This is war!!!

Alex: JEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!

Me: I....I need a drink X_x x_X

Posted by BloodTorment1, Nov 23, 2006 1:07 pm PT   21 Comments
My Friend and His Ps3 :O

Lol, the painful memories of those children are too strong. They.....haunt me.... Sooo, I will tell you about my friend and his ps3 It was friday morning, and I was sitting at the table eating some atrocious BURNT eggs Alex "cooked", when I heard banging from my door that sounded like someone was having a seizure in front of my door So I opened it....

My friend Eric: OMG!! OMG!!!! KEIRAN I HAVE THE PS3!!!!*runs in my house*

Chelsea: Please excuse my idiot brother......he camped out for 4 days in front of BestBuy last night

Eric: YES I DID!!! I DRANK COFFEE ALL 4 DAYS!!!

Chelsea: I was only there to see how many coffee you need to drink in order to loose your mind. .......turns out it's 73......>.>

Keira: how was it when it was almost time for it to lauch??

Chelsea: Well, an hour before, 2 guys tried to get my number, and 1 kept staring at the sky mumbling s*** Also, it turned into a f***ing Mosh Pit when it was time My friend got a bloody nose

Me: Sounds.....awesome

Eric: BUT IT WAS WORTH IT!!! LOOK!!! *opens up his bag to reveal a spanking new ps3*

Me: teh glory!! But.....Eric.....are you sure your alright?? Your spining in circles>.>

Eric: TJOTHVNOEJLmelOJFO!!!!

Keira: Riiiiiight. So.....what are we gonna do with it>.>

Alex: *runs down the stairs* I know! First, I'll take it up to my room to have some dirty s3x with it's sleek ass and naughty  ports. Then, I'll take it to dinner and drink some Red Wine After that, we'll come back here to have more naught s3x with it's FRONT ports. (oh yeah) In the morning, I'll tell the b**** it was just s3x and it didn't mean anything and give back to y'all

Me: LMAO! You wh0re

Keira: Dirty s3x later!! Now....it's time for Resistence MOTHERF****S!!!!!

Eric: X__X *sleep*

 The ps3 is......okay.>.> Was totally disapointed tho, especially when I think about all the s*** Sony "promised". Meh Also, if you have a ps3.....and was thinking about getting Gundam......just know that I've seen better graphix on a damn Ficher Price game X_X

Posted by BloodTorment1, Nov 19, 2006 11:29 am PT   15 Comments
What Do You Think About This? *READ*
Okay, I can't be here long. Tooooo much crap going on involving my brothers demon children *__* Tell, when I can Anyway, my friend sent me this:


My friend sent me this.......horrible I know.....but I chuckeled..........*shame* V_V

Posted by BloodTorment1, Nov 8, 2006 9:55 pm PT   14 Comments

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