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• 26Mar 07

  Stephane........has shown her face......x_x

  It has finally happened. Stephane......has found me She barged in my horspital room this afternoon like a crazed maniac. I nearly choked on the disgustingly green dry chicken they fed me xD Please.....read on my despair.......and ALex's crazy ness 

  Me: WTF??! HOW CAN THIS BEEEEEE??!!!

  Stephane: You thought you could run from me? Don't you know were DESTINED to be together??! Forever......

  Me: 0.o o.0 your so crazy.....

  Alex: *eats chips* OMG look who it is!!! It's no n1pples

  Staphane: F*** you! You or anyone else won't stop me from being with SCRUMMY BEAR!!! Bring it on MOTHERF*****!!!!!

  Keira: Scrummy Bear??! Keiran what do you have to say to that....??

  Me: >.>......... But she's still hot! And kinkay

  Keira: Island Tylenol?? God Alex your such a man-wh0re.

  Alex: Yes. Yes I am8)

  Stephane: ARRG! Your all driving me CRAZY!! I'm leaving but I'll be back!! *walks away slowly*

  Alex: "Theeeere she goooes. There she goo again. The crazzy b**** agaaain. And I just can't explaaaain why her crotch is so stinkkkkaaay..."

  Me:

  Keira:

  xD Yeah so she left a few hours ago and hasn't been back since. I'm still sleeping with the plastic spork under my pillow....>.>

  • Posted Mar 26, 2007 1:12 pm GMT
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• 18Mar 07

  My Real Full Name

  Hey guys! How'ya doin'?? I'm okay. Just finished taking xrays and stuff. My doctors sounds like he's pushing out a terd or something....>.>

  Anyway (), I just realized I haven't told you guys my full name. So I edicate this blog to my crazy parents who bestowed upon me this crazy name.

  Ready? >.> It's:

  Aeslec Mickeybo Keiraniel Michael Ren Guisseppe Laurcen Vashen Torent Jovovich-Derant

  Yup that's my full name. Some names come from all the different ethnicity's in my family like Mickeybo is Scottish and Giuseppe is Italian. Others.....are probably made up xD

   My first name is actually Aeslec but in school, teachers used to pronounce it ASSLICK. It's really pronouned eyes-leck. So I just shortened Keiraniel to Keiran. This also explains why my little brother calls me Vash. LOL, so that's my real full name......likey?

  *sips Pepsi*

  • Posted Mar 18, 2007 12:57 pm GMT
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• 6Mar 07

  I'm in the Hospital Everyone...

  Wow, it feels like I haven't been here in years! How has everyone been?? I'm sorry I wasn't here for months.....but I have a legitamate reason!  Oh, and bear with me, I'm breaking rules and my awesome nurse is helping me type this. Okay....heres the thing....I fell off a cliff.....>.> No, SERIOUSLY.

  Does anyone remember that camping trip I took with Keira, Alex and friends and I stepped on that ant ( RIP)?? Well, a few months ago we went back. We sort of wondered around and stumbled upon this gap. Were talking and having a good time and I walk a little further to the gap, maybe at the edge  I don't know......and I fall

  I don't remember much of it besides the stuff before the fall and waking up in the hospital. Oh man was that the worst awakening in my life!!!!!! I opened my eyes and I don't know, it kind of felt like my face was reaaly heavy and I was dizzy. I tried to move my mouth and noticed I couldn't. I tried to move at all and noticed I couldn't. Everything just felt.........heavy

  Keira and Alex and others were there and the doctor came in or he was already there....I have no idea He told me I had just underwent SUGERY. I'm still fuzzy so it doesn't really hit me. But he keeps on talking and says that one of my broken ribbs was in a dangerous spot and had somehow got close to my lungs. They were scared it would puncture it so I went into surgery to move it

  He said some other stuff but I was phasing out But, when I finally get my head straight he talls me whats the deal. Now the nurse is feeding me everything he said so don't ask what any of it means

  One of my legs were broken, a foot, about 3 broken ribbs, broken jaw, arms and a dislodged heart. (WTF IS A DISLODGED HEART?? Damnit I need to ask again....)

  ........

  yeeeeah. That's why I'm writing this like 3 months later. I'm still not fully healed tho. Some fingers are still swollen and my shoulder hurts like a b****. Don't even ask about the rest. You should see me right now, the laptops on my belly, I'm laying down all wired and cast up trying to type without hurting my chest:p....

  Unfortunately, I will be here at the hospital for many more months. The Doctor said alot of things are shattered and just plain f**** up. In fact I'm breaking rules even typing this So, I'm sorry for being tardy. I missed you guys a great deal! I need a hug....

  P.S. - If I seem unusually happy, it's because I'm doped up on like 6 different pain killers

  • Posted Mar 6, 2007 9:28 pm GMT
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