Kevin: "Oh, someone has a Crave appointment tomorrow! That's always fun."

Me: "I think that was me one year, and I'm not so sure that's a true statement."

Kevin: "It was me last year! They had Napoleon Dynamite, some Crayola game..."

Me: "Crayola!"

Shanker: "Weren't you spending a lot of time playing a painting game last year?"

Kevin: "?"

Shanker: "You know, that painting game with the dog."

Kevin: "...that was Okami, Shanker."

It's July 1st today. If you do not reside in the Great White North, you likely have no idea that today is Canada Day, a holiday where all of Canada comes together and acts ...Canadian. The only reason I actually know when this is is because today is also my birthday, so on this day I feel a close kinship with our neighbors and a desire to consume maple syrup. Also possibly bacon. Maybe even maple syrup ON bacon. I sure am glad I have that Wii Fit...

Anyway, happy Canada Day to all you silly Canucks out there, and be sure to eat some bacon on my behalf.

I have many, many slimes in my collection... but some of them have stories. The angel slime on the left was given to me by Jeff shortly after I started here. I saw it in his office, squealed and picked it up, and he offered it up for adoption. I think it was to get the crazy person out of his sight. It's sat on my monitor ever since.

The fuzzy slime on the right, he dropped off on my desk earlier this week. It's soft. I hugged it a lot today.

Since we could all use a little holiday cheer, it is my pleasure to announce the winner of my Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney Trials and Tribulations Giveaway! Fingers are being pointed! Objections are being made! Prizes are being won for it! You guys are all awesome; thanks for the entries and the interest.

Ahem, ::drumroll::.

DJ_Lae, you're winner! It is my fervent hope that you wear this suit while playing, and also that you clean that fishtank. Congrats!

Other entries of absolute awesome:

Edubuccaneer is a fine Objectioneer.

clarkeyboy21 is not taking any guff from the prosecution!

REVOLUTIONfreak has a mighty index finger. Let me show you them.

Legolas_Katarn gets extra hair points!

someone068 is not about to let you get away from a contradiction! Be afraid!

Thanks so much for entering--being able to do something like this really brightens my day. Hopefully I can do some more of these really soon.

Blizzard posted some new WoW commercials today.

http://www.worldofwarcraft.com/downloads/movies.html

The Mr. T one in particular is the most awesome thing I have seen today. I will be giggling all week long. Goddamnit.