• 5Sep 09

  The Winning Formula.

  So listen, this is what I've noticed a while back.
  
  Does any of you remember Crash Bandicoot for the PSone?
  (You're supposed to say yes)
  
  And do you remember how successful it was?
  (You're supposed to say yes)
  
  Well think about its games; It's first four games to be precise.
  It had Crash Bandicoot, Crash Bandicoot 2, and Crash Bandicoot 3: Warped,
  Well what comes after that? A Kart Racing game for the franchise.
  And why is this the winning formula?
  Because Naughty Dog has brilliantly copied the formula of the greatest franchise ever:
  Mario.
  
  Mario had 3 "Mario Worlds" before it developped the infamous Mario Kart.
  So did Crash Bandicoot. Maybe this is why it's so successful.
  But it didn't end there.
  
  After Naughty Dog ditched the series,
  they moved on to the PS2 where they executed the same plan.
  That same plan was called: Jak and Daxter.
  There were three Jak games before they made Jak X: Combat Racing.
  Jak and Daxter became one of the best series for the PS2.
  A coincidence? I think NOT!
  
  So the question is, or the point is;
  I'm going to make a bet. Although stupid,
  
  I bet you that Uncharted is going to have a racing game. (I'm joking. -__-)

  • Posted Sep 5, 2009 9:27 am PT
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• 25Aug 09

  YLODs and RRODs

  I don't want to sound mean, or heartless,
  but you people need to STOP.
  
  "Oh no! My PS3 got a YLOD!"
  "My Xbox got a RROD! Help!"
  
  It's quickly drowning all the topics in the forums.
  I mean, do you really need to announce it to the whole WORLD?
  Like seriously, we feel sorry for you,
  but you don't need to WANT people to feel sorry for you.
  I don't want to say it, but it really is pathetic.

  BLOG about it. Like I am.
  No need to tell the whole world.
  Just because your system broke, doesn't mean people want to hear about it.
  If it breaks then it broke.
  No need to whine.
  
  Don't just be a gamer.
  be a Man.
  
  Cause I know girl gamers wouldn't complain about it on a website
  
  

  • Posted Aug 25, 2009 1:19 am PT
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• 10Aug 09

  Because The World Isn't Fair.

  Biological Terrorisms of Kijuju or the Russian Chimeras.
  And the Intelligence of JD ruling over the changed battlegrounds.
  
  There's no such plausabilities that ends the world in happiness.
  The World will die, and all those who have been through it.
  Because the world is such drenched with anger,
  And the hostility embedded in it that creates such unfairness for everbody.
  
  EVERYBODY.
  
  Through life of love and family and friendships,
  Even to the world of games where it configures the existence of 'Exclusives'
  Is enough evidence that the World has its anger,
  And expressing it through multi-billion companies
  who treat the people that follow them like crap.
  
  Look around you!
  Every game has their developpers subconsciously placed the message of
  Apocalypse in our games.
  Every game with their own set of weapons and death written all over it.
  Because every game express their stories using their blood and gore,
  And the fists that they have, and the bullets through their enemies.
  
  Because the World has to conspire.
  Because the End has to come eventually.
  Because the Now is the destruction, Of all that is peace...
  
  In this littlebigplanet.
  
  

  • Posted Aug 10, 2009 2:40 am PT
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