• 27Feb 09

  Hero

  So I went to see Jimmy Carr last night, can I just say he was amazing. I was a bit skeptical because I went with my mum and I thought I'd be cringing the whole way through because most his jokes involve sex or are about serious, generally unfunny subjects, but he just has the chrisma to make the cringiness go away and for you to just enjoy yourself. He took questions from the audience and the poor girl beside me asked him if he "Was getting married to his girlfriend" he replied "No, are you getting married", she said "No" then he asked "Then why are you asking me, is it because you want me? How old are you" she told him she was "Sixteen" and he went "Oh yea, I'm in luck" then the whole theatre shouted "It's 17 in N. Ireland" and he turns to the girl and says, "Well baby, we''re only a flybe ticket away." Then once she thought the embarassment was over another person asked "What's your ultimate goal in life" and Jimmy replies "Well I wouldn't mind having a go on her."

  Someone yelled something he couldn't make out because they had a strong Belfast accent and he says "A bit of an inappropriate time to start a sing song don't you think?" Then he joked about the bomb scare in Brelfast yesterday and the murals around Belfast. Probably only N.I residents would find the jokes funny because we all know the history.

  Anyway it was a great night. I recommend him to anyone and just want to reassure anyone who wasn't sure if it would be too embarrasing to go with family.

  • Posted Feb 27, 2009 9:01 am PT
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• 18Feb 09

  Forever and Always xx

  OK, there has got to be some sort of magic powers given to people with the name Taylor because I have been mesmortised by another Taylor, the one and only Taylor Swift.

  At first I liked her song White Horse, but thought nothing of it apart from a great song, but then I started hearing her other songs and now I'm pretty sure I own every song she ever recorded. I got up at 5AM one Sunday morning to watch live streaming via the internet of Saturday Night Live when she was proforming on it (Also because Neil Patrick Harris is amazing as well, it felt like it was a double win to get up for). She has been doing interviews in the UK and she has me gripped on every word, when she is talking everything around me I just phase out, kind of like Goosip Girl when Taylor Momsen is on screen, which by the way has been very little recently.

  If I ever met Taylor Swift (Or Taylor Momsen, don't worry, I still love her 100%), I could live the rest of my life a happy man, if I got to have a conversation with her I would be the happiest man alive, just a warning that I may be so happy that I could randomly hug strangers, so if your around if/when I get to meet her then beware .

  So I haven't posted a blog in a while, don't know why, I'm usually very good at keeping people updated, I'm sure you we're all getting worried . I watched Napoleon Dynamite for the first (and second) time this week, it was a really pointless movie but yet so great, can't believe I've been alive 15 years and never seen it lmao. It's my 16th birthday in March, I don't really care much for birthdays anymore, people give me money, I say thanks bla bla bla, I just have lost interest in the fact I'm a year older, I only accept money on the day because it seems rude not to . Going to Snow Patrol in March, jealous much? Also going to Jimmy Carr at end of Februrary... with my mum, that won't be awkward(for American'swho don't know who Jimmy Carr is, he's a really crude comedianand most of his jokes are of a sexual nature).

  So I'm going to go watch TV in bed, just watched The Brits, all I can say is... So glad I didn't get Coldplay tickets .

  Andy xox

  • Posted Feb 18, 2009 2:05 pm PT
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• 8Jan 09

  Kiss Kiss

  Hey all

  On Tuesday night I went to Chris Brown concert in Belfast and it was amazing. I HIGH FIVED CHRIS BROWN . I also danced with a lot of hot girls and went a little further with one of them .

  His concert started off quite crap because he was singing songs I didn't know but after the first half hour he was absolutely brilliant. I almost caught a backing dancers hat (To give to my sister of course) but the girl beside me seemed to want in more so I gave in and let her have it, of course after that all the fans seen she had it and one girl floored her then about five more girls got on top of therm to fight for the hat, so as much as I'd have liked six girls on top of me I'm glad I didn't get floored lol.

  Anyway I do recommend his gig to anyone considering going to one in future.

  • Posted Jan 8, 2009 8:31 am PT
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