• 23Jun 06

  June 24, 2006--#175

  And now for Part 2!
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  Bart: Well, can I go see the movie?

  Homer: I know my punishment's harsh, but I can't back down on it. You're welcome to watch whatever you want on TV.

  Bart: TV sucks.

  Homer: I know you're upset right now, so I'll pretend you didn't say that.

  -The Simpsons

  • Posted Jun 23, 2006 8:10 pm PT
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• 23Jun 06

  June 23, 2006--#174

  I'm going to do something I haven't done yet: a 2-part diaologue. Frankly, I find both parts of the conversation funny. Enjoy!
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  Homer Simpson: Someday, you'll thank for this, son.

  Bart Simpson: Not bloody likely.

  Homer: No, it's true! You know, when I was a boy, I really wanted a catcher's mitt, but my dad wouldn't get it for me. So I held my breath until I passed out and banged my head on the coffee table. Doctors say I might have brain damage!

  Bart: Dad? What's the point of this story?

  Homer: I like stories.

  • Posted Jun 23, 2006 7:19 pm PT
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• 21Jun 06

  June 22, 2006--#173

  "You know, I thought I've heard everything. But I've never heard of a relationship being affected by puntuation.

  -Jerry Signfeld, Signfeld

  • Posted Jun 21, 2006 10:32 pm PT
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