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  • 25Nov 09

    You there!

    If you haven't had a chance to check out the Previews for Just Cause 2 I suggest you get right on it, the game just looks... Awesome!

    Grappling Hooks, Stunts and Sky Diving! What more could you ask for?

    http://au.gamespot.com/news/6241229.html?tag=latestheadlines;title;4

    There is the link, now go go GO!

    - An-Archist

    • Posted Nov 25, 2009 5:41 am PT
    • Category: Games
    • 7 Comments
  • 9Nov 09

    Here we go, enjoy! It is a Warcraft joke by the way but i'm sure anyone will find the humor in it

    Just a second thing, it is a tad mature so I wouldn't advise anyone under 10 to read on, thanks.

    A human man had a problem with his... endowment... his organ... since birth. It was related to the size, but unlike many humans who feel they are too small, his was far too large! 25 inches to be precise. Constantly he would have women run screaming from his bedchamber. So one day he decided he'd had enough of this, and went on a long journey to find a solution to this sizable problem.

    He went to many doctors, sorcerors, alchemists and shamans. Every expert imaginable who could possibly solve his problem. But sadly none could help him, with out resorting to dangerous and excruciatingly painful methods. The poor man was distraught and ready to give up on his quest, but desperate, he tried one last resort. To go to a foul Troll witch doctor he had heard of, that supposedly had powerful magic. Going to this troll, he paid him a generous amount of gold, the explained his size issues.

    The witch doctor nodded. "Yah mon. Dere be a way to solve dis problam. You go to de bog, ten miles to de north. Find de lone female frog, chillin' on 'er lillypad. Den you ask 'er marry you. Every time de frog say no, you're problam get smallah an' smallah mon. Buy five whole inchas."

    Sceptical, but willing to give it a go, the man went north to the bog. Just as the Troll had said, there was a lone female frog sitting quietly on her lillypad. So shrugging his shoulders he called out to it.

    "Hey frog! Will you marry me?!"

    She offered the man a cold brief glance, before turning away and snobbishly answering. "No!"

    To the man's astonishment, it worked and his 25 incher instantly shrank down to a 20. That foul godless troll had actually told him the truth. Excited now that his long journey had come to an end, he again called out to the frog.

    "Hey frog! Will you marry me?!"

    Seeming a little more annoyed off by the advance this time, the frog glared angrily at him. "No!!" Instantly tool shrank to 15 inches. The human was thrilled one more time, and it would be perfect! Ten inches would be great.

    "Frog! Marry me!"

    Standing up, she glowered at the human with a deadly glare, then started screaming at him. "HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU?!?! NO, NO, AND FOR THE LAST TIME..."

    • Posted Nov 9, 2009 5:20 pm PT
    • Category: Games
    • 3 Comments
  • 16Oct 09

    What i'm listening to whilst writing, Superbeast by Rob Zombie.

    *small spoilers*

    I decided to write this right after I finished watching The Fly (1986 Remake) for a second time, upon second viewing I must say I enjoyed it alot more and having said that I enjoyed it alot the first time I watched it. I had a better understanding of what was going on story wise and I enjoyed Seth's transformation more I should also add that I understood some of the more quirkier jokes made by Seth during the transformation (The Insect Politician Joke in particular). Other than all of that It is an excellent movie and I really suggest checking it out if you haven't already seen it.

    In other "news" I've been battling around my WoW addiction... One day i'll just shove it aside and others it's all I can do... Maybe It's a mental issue? I don't know. It's screwed around all my other gaming so I have not a clue when it comes to games anymore. I just do what I do... Oh well I'm having fun, that's the main thing.

    I bought the latest PC Powerplay and I look forward to reading it (yes, it's also when I bought The Fly). The headline topic is WoW: Cataclysm so it should be a very interesting issue.

    Speaking of PC's I'm considering upgrading my MB so I can also upgrade my CPU to an Intel i5 so i'll keep you all updated on that. Until then...

    Peace Out

    - An-Archist

    • Posted Oct 16, 2009 1:27 am PT
    • Category: General
    • 4 Comments
  • 27Sep 09

    What i'm listening to whilst writing, Nothing sadly >_>

    The PSP Go... I implore you not to buy it! Why waste your money on something as gimmicky as that? I ragged out the DSi Lite on release.. But that is nothing compared to this! Sony even promised a good will program or somthing along those lines that would allow users to download games they already own the UMD's to.So please Woman, Children and Cyborgs please do not fork out the extra dollars on the PSP Go, instead use the money on the superior PSP-3000 thank you.

    Now that i'm done ranting on about the PSP Go i'd like to jump into some other topics/discussions etc.

    I finished watching all of FMA(Fullmetal Alchemist) and I must say it was the best series I've ever seen it had action/fight scenes, emotion and character depth. It truly was an excellent series and I can't wait to watch the film! After I finish FMA i'm gonna move onto another anime series so if anyone can give mesome ideas as to what series to jump to now.. That would be much appreciated!

    Well, that about wraps up The Anti-Blog for the day. Thank you.

    - An-Archist

    • Posted Sep 27, 2009 4:01 pm PT
    • Category: General
    • 5 Comments
  • 18Sep 09

    What i'm listening to whilst writing, Cold As Ice by Foreigner.

    G'day all, just thought i'd actually take the time to write a blog that's worth reading, i'll also say my use of this site recently isn't what i'd like it to be having said that i've been playing a hefty amount of games.

    C&C 3

    Call of Duty 4 (Mainly multiplayer)

    Doom 3 (Can't wait to finish the beast)

    World of Warcraft

    and a few others that i'll remember after I finish writing the blog

    Is it just me or is Doom 3 the most repetitive game of all time, dark corridor folowed by computer room and then darker corridor? That isn't saying it isn't an excellent game... Probably the only game i've played besides Resident Evil that has had me genuinely creeped out mind you I was quite young when playing RE 1.

    I finally got around to living my dream in life, I built myself a PC (Will post pics, specs etc another time) and i'm utterly impressed in myself! I knew it was gonna feel good but not this good.

    WoW is getting boring, sick of leveling... You know i might actually start leveling some of my Horde toons i'll see how I go but i'll probably log in log off then jump back into Call of Duty 4 Man that is addictive quite possibly the best multiplayer game i've played!

    Well that does it for now.

    Live long and prosper - Spock

    • Posted Sep 18, 2009 8:05 pm PT
    • Category: General
    • 5 Comments
  • 3Sep 09

    Stay A While And Listen - Deckard Cain

    Where have I been!?!?

    Dead To Rights 3, Max Payne 3 etc etc

    ARGH!

    Am I in heaven?

    • Posted Sep 3, 2009 5:43 pm PT
    • Category: Games
    • 4 Comments
  • 14Jul 09

    Ahh it's good to be back...

    Whilst I never left the site I've just been to busy to do anything... Constant VCE Work, WoW and trying to find time to watch new movies and working up the strength to play PSP and 360 has drained me of my Gamespot per se.

    Anyways, after just dusting off the 360 and playing around 70 minutes of COD4 online I came to realise how much i've actually missed it! I still remembered all the maps I played off by heart so that was a + . It was good exploring all my created classes and killing some enemy for the short amount of time that I was on, i'll be on more often again I hope.

    Work, work and more work seems to be me lately and with my addictions (WoW and Caffine) not helping at all over time i've learnt to cope so hopefully it all pays off.

    Anyways, excuse me.

    - An-Archist

    • Posted Jul 14, 2009 6:15 am PT
    • Category: General
    • 2 Comments
  • 11Jun 09

    Greetings,

    GO SEE IT...NOW!

    That's all I really have to say, it's an excellent film!

    Awesome action scenes, acting and sound effects.

    Once again GO SEE IT!

    - An-Archist

    • Posted Jun 11, 2009 7:27 am PT
    • Category: Movies
    • 7 Comments
  • 9Jun 09

    Greetings all!

    I just want to say that.... Left 4 Dead 2.....GOD, I CAN'T WAIT

    3 Cheers for Valve!!!

    - An-Archist

    • Posted Jun 9, 2009 11:17 pm PT
    • Category: Games
    • 2 Comments
  • 28May 09

    G'day all

    I remember when Hellfire was full of various different classes but now it's just filled with Unholy Death Knights!?

    What has happened to the once shining and golden game lol....

    - An-Archist

    • Posted May 28, 2009 12:51 am PT
    • Category: Games
    • 2 Comments
  • 4May 09

    Won a Magic The Gathering game with Reviver Demon, praise be to him

    • Posted May 4, 2009 11:30 pm PT
    • Category: Games
    • 3 Comments
  • 21Apr 09

    Have any of you checked it out yet?

    Best one of the year I'd say

    It's pretty much "What is your favourite famous console flaw/malfunction?"

    I voted for the screen flash for the NES cuase i've experienced this problem many times.... But any 360 error comes a VERY close 2nd lol

    • Posted Apr 21, 2009 5:53 am PT
    • Category: Opinion
    • 1 Comment
  • 17Apr 09

    I must say that Demigod looks awesome!

    I've always wanted to play as a god of sorts Smite fools with my wicked lightning strikes and smite others with my huge foot. Anyways, it looks really good. An RPG, RTS hybrid game in which you eventually get to play as a "god". Yes please, i'll have some of that

    Once I build my computer, I shall buy such mentioned game and play it to it's death.

    An-Archist

    • Posted Apr 17, 2009 8:41 pm PT
    • Category: Games
    • 2 Comments
  • 4Apr 09

    A big hello and g'day to everyone reading the blog,

    Just a rant on Fear Factory, does anyone know why they changed from Death to Industrial? It boggles my mind? They are a far better Death Metal band than a Industrial Metal band! They're later stuff sounds nothing like their earlier stuff... I would be much happier if they stayed the same throughout they're career

    I don't want replys saying you know nothing about Fear Factory, i've been listening to them for years and the question only just popped in my head whilst listening to Martyr.

    Peace

    An-Archist

    • Posted Apr 4, 2009 10:54 pm PT
    • Category: Rant
    • 4 Comments
  • 26Mar 09

    G'day all,

    After been stoked for the relaese of Wheelman for quite some time I was a bit disappointed with the score it got from GS, maybe it's an indication that i've got my hopes up to high? I dunno, i still hope it is a good game. Playing as "Vin Diesel" and just driving around killing things...sounds pretty rad to me

    Until next time, keep it chill

    - An-Archist

    • Posted Mar 26, 2009 10:59 pm PT
    • Category: Games
    • 1 Comment
  • 20Mar 09

    G'day folks, Call of Duty 4 be praised!!! It has me hooked, it's the only game i've been playing lately(along with DMC4 which i might add is just as brilliant!).

    I've never really played a FPS that's sucked me in so much(like Killzone, Call of Duty 3 and proberly a few others ) but yeha....Call of Duty 4 is great! The multiplayer especially, i'm addicted to it.

    Anyways, i really wanna see the new Friday The 13th, it looks pretty rad and i'm sure it will be better than part 5 which wasn't the best movie i've ever seen lol. Back to the remake/retelling/sequel whatever...it still looks insane and I really want to see it....but maybe do i dare say it...download the film?

    - An-Archist

    • Posted Mar 20, 2009 5:27 am PT
    • Category: Games
    • 2 Comments
  • 6Feb 09

    Stay A While And Listen - Deckard Cain

    You...Must...Watch...It!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Nuff Said

    - An-Archist

    • Posted Feb 6, 2009 5:19 am PT
    • Category: Movies
    • 4 Comments
  • 18Jan 09

    Nintendo Entertainment System I should say!

    60$ for console(including power supply), 2 controls and 4 games!

    - Bart vs. the Space Mutants

    - Aussie Rules Football

    - Kung-Fu

    - The Flinstones: The Rescue of Dino & Hoppy

    Not bad if you ask me

    I thought i'd tell you guys becuase my blogs of late haven't really been focused on gaming

    - An-Archist

    • Posted Jan 18, 2009 8:59 pm PT
    • Category: Games
    • 4 Comments
  • 5Jan 09

    Stay A While And Listen - Deckard Cain

    It has been reported that Steve Jobs(the co founder and chief executive of Apple Computers) is ill. His deteriation has caused much distress amoung the gaming/computer community, many infact thought he was dying but today Steve came out to the public and has stated that his body is going through some minor hormone imbalances and he is in pretty much perfect health.

    Just thought i'd let you guy's know

    - An-Archist

    • Posted Jan 5, 2009 2:28 pm PT
    • Category: People
    • 4 Comments
  • 31Dec 08

    Stay A While And Listen - Deckard Cain

    Just a little update but 2009 has improved significantly upon reading that NOFX's new album is coming out some time this year!

    NOFX are my equal favourite band along with Metallica.

    - An-Archist

    • Posted Dec 31, 2008 8:32 pm PT
    • Category: Music
    • 3 Comments
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