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• 25Nov 09

  Just Cause 2: Potentially The Most Entertaining Game Ever Made?

  You there!

  If you haven't had a chance to check out the Previews for Just Cause 2 I suggest you get right on it, the game just looks... Awesome!

  Grappling Hooks, Stunts and Sky Diving! What more could you ask for?

  http://au.gamespot.com/news/6241229.html?tag=latestheadlines;title;4

  There is the link, now go go GO!

  - An-Archist

  • Posted Nov 25, 2009 5:41 am PT
  • Category: Games
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• 9Nov 09

  One Of The Funniest Jokes I've Read In Quite Some TIme

  Here we go, enjoy! It is a Warcraft joke by the way but i'm sure anyone will find the humor in it

  Just a second thing, it is a tad mature so I wouldn't advise anyone under 10 to read on, thanks.

  A human man had a problem with his... endowment... his organ... since birth. It was related to the size, but unlike many humans who feel they are too small, his was far too large! 25 inches to be precise. Constantly he would have women run screaming from his bedchamber. So one day he decided he'd had enough of this, and went on a long journey to find a solution to this sizable problem.
  
  He went to many doctors, sorcerors, alchemists and shamans. Every expert imaginable who could possibly solve his problem. But sadly none could help him, with out resorting to dangerous and excruciatingly painful methods. The poor man was distraught and ready to give up on his quest, but desperate, he tried one last resort. To go to a foul Troll witch doctor he had heard of, that supposedly had powerful magic. Going to this troll, he paid him a generous amount of gold, the explained his size issues.
  
  The witch doctor nodded. "Yah mon. Dere be a way to solve dis problam. You go to de bog, ten miles to de north. Find de lone female frog, chillin' on 'er lillypad. Den you ask 'er marry you. Every time de frog say no, you're problam get smallah an' smallah mon. Buy five whole inchas."
  
  Sceptical, but willing to give it a go, the man went north to the bog. Just as the Troll had said, there was a lone female frog sitting quietly on her lillypad. So shrugging his shoulders he called out to it.
  
  "Hey frog! Will you marry me?!"
  
  She offered the man a cold brief glance, before turning away and snobbishly answering. "No!"
  
  To the man's astonishment, it worked and his 25 incher instantly shrank down to a 20. That foul godless troll had actually told him the truth. Excited now that his long journey had come to an end, he again called out to the frog.
  
  "Hey frog! Will you marry me?!"
  
  Seeming a little more annoyed off by the advance this time, the frog glared angrily at him. "No!!" Instantly tool shrank to 15 inches. The human was thrilled one more time, and it would be perfect! Ten inches would be great.
  
  "Frog! Marry me!"
  
  Standing up, she glowered at the human with a deadly glare, then started screaming at him. "HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU?!?! NO, NO, AND FOR THE LAST TIME..."

  • Posted Nov 9, 2009 5:20 pm PT
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• 16Oct 09

  The Anti-Blog: Call Of The Zombie (Just A Cool Title). 16/10/09.

  What i'm listening to whilst writing, Superbeast by Rob Zombie.

  *small spoilers*

  I decided to write this right after I finished watching The Fly (1986 Remake) for a second time, upon second viewing I must say I enjoyed it alot more and having said that I enjoyed it alot the first time I watched it. I had a better understanding of what was going on story wise and I enjoyed Seth's transformation more I should also add that I understood some of the more quirkier jokes made by Seth during the transformation (The Insect Politician Joke in particular). Other than all of that It is an excellent movie and I really suggest checking it out if you haven't already seen it.

  In other "news" I've been battling around my WoW addiction... One day i'll just shove it aside and others it's all I can do... Maybe It's a mental issue? I don't know. It's screwed around all my other gaming so I have not a clue when it comes to games anymore. I just do what I do... Oh well I'm having fun, that's the main thing.

  I bought the latest PC Powerplay and I look forward to reading it (yes, it's also when I bought The Fly). The headline topic is WoW: Cataclysm so it should be a very interesting issue.

  Speaking of PC's I'm considering upgrading my MB so I can also upgrade my CPU to an Intel i5 so i'll keep you all updated on that. Until then...

  Peace Out

  - An-Archist

  • Posted Oct 16, 2009 1:27 am PT
  • Category: General
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