

Metal Gear Online: Beta Version (Playstation 3)
*Note: This is a review of a beta product. A product that hasn't been completed. This score may change in the future.
Welcome to Outer Heaven soldier! We're gonna teach you the world's most valuble battle tactic, "THE SPAWN CAMP!"
Best Feature:Beautiful visuals, airtight control and some cool maps. Sneaking mode.
Worst Feature:Lends itself really, really well to cheap tactics, especially "Spawn Camping." Konami's beta servers lag like crazy. It has an autoaim.
Now, I remember the original "Metal Gear Online" on "Metal Gear Solid 3: Subsistence" for PS2. I played it a few times, and then put it down, never to return. "Why was that?" some of its fans that I've met ask me. And its really quite simple, it had some very annoying quirks that even with as big of a "Metal Gear" fan I was, I couldn't work past. Has the series' next foray into the online community fixed them? Well the short answer would be...no.
In my eyes, the original MGO was pretty much destroyed by the auto aim feature. This feature, as you could imagine, immediately affixes your aim on the nearest target. This dissolved the games into a shallow mess of characters running around with the most powerful machine gun they could find, auto aiming the crap out of each other. This was worthy of a resounding "meh." Your other option was the first person aim, while allowing you to aim for precise disabling shots...or instant killshots, you couldn't move while aiming, making you an easy target.
While this feature is back in the new version of MGO, it is offset by only aiming for body shots, which make you have to plug away like crazy for an auto aimed kill. While this helps, it doesn't stop the users from grabbing their M4 and auto aiming like crazy.
At least they have given you an alternitive in the new game. In addition to stationary "sitting duck" first person aiming, you get a handy "Resident Evil 4" ****shoulder cam in which you can aim more precisely and while you can't run, you can strafe, dodge, duck, dip, dive and dodge. This is a nice addition that I found to be a godsend. (As I find auto aiming dishonorable and NEVER use it)
Another bothersome feature that MGO comes with, is the Stun Knife. This is an electric knife that upon contact...instantly knocks you out, so all your enemy must do is execute you. It was not uncommon to see people running around with their knives out simply skimming the area near you...and knocking you out. Very annoying.
BUT, if you can believe it, that isn't the largest burden you must wrestle with in MGO. Have you ever heard of the term "spawn camp"? For those who haven't, Wikipedia defines it as:
"Spawn camping is the practice of camping near a spawn location with the intention of killing any player who spawns there. This occurs mainly in first-person shooter games, but can also occur in other games where spawning can occur, such as paintball or airsoft. It is a common tactic and controversial issue in online gaming communities, where many consider it to be a form of cheating, or, at best, an unfair tactic and bad form."
If you enjoy participating in this dubious practice, you'll love MGO. Even in standard deathmatch games, the spawn points are usually set to certain areas. This means "spawn camping" is easy as hell to do. (In one team game, one of my opponents literally was waiting at our spawn point, immidately headshotting us as we popped up...for 4 straight mintues. LAME) You can do this to you hearts content in MGO, and make the game immediately horrible for anyone but yourself.
Now, if you've read up to this point, you may be asking yourself. "Is there anything at all to like about this game?" Sure there is, you just have to find it. There is the occasion where you get into a team game with a bunch of really fun, fair players and it can be especially tactical and fun.
I was in one "Base" game, (Your team must go around the map and capture bases) where another player and I were in the middle of capturing a base, when the other team stormed us. We were surrounded by 5 opposing players. And we got back to back, him with an AK, and me with my SVD sniper rifle. (The only gun I ever use) And in our back to back formation, we won the day...eliminating all 5...by ourselves. We captured the base, and moved on through an alley...staying back to back. Moments like that can be insanely cool.
Perhaps the best and most unique part of MGO, is the Sneaking mission games. This puts one player in the shoes of Solid Snake, and the rest of the players are set up as guards. Their mission? Kill Snake obviously. His? Knock out, Hold Up or Kill the enemy guards and retrieve their dog tags.
You must be saying to yourself, "a potential 14 vs 1 game how is that fair?" Simple, that octocamo that Snake has in the MGS4 trailers, the one that mimics his surroundings in look? He gets it, making him pretty much invisible. Only the truly keen eyed will find him upon a first glance. A unique game type like this creates some memorable events during play. The most fun I had, was when I slowly stalked an alley as a guard, my gun aimed, looking for any sign of Snake. I walk to the other end of the alley, when behind me on my left I see the sand colored wall ripple...before I could turn around, he had me in a choke hold. I WALKED RIGHT BY HIM! Things like that, are completely awesome, even when they happen to you.
At its highest high's, MGO shows potential to be something truly great. Unfortunately some primitive problems, (That have been solved by other games already) stifle it in some very key areas. Lucky for us all, this is only a beta run. They do have time to fix it. If they don't repair it all, at least fix the spawn camping problem for me eh? It can still be fun how it is, just not fun enough to encourage me to purchase the full game that will come out after the starter pack we're getting with "Guns Of The Patriots."


Iron Man (Movie)
Funny HaHa, but in the best way possible...
Best Feature:Well acted as far as super hero flicks go. Most of the myriad of jokes inserted...are actually funny.
Worst Feature: The End Wraps up sorta fast...
*Note: Possible Spoilers Ahead, read at your own risk
Now I'm not usually one to go to the theater regularly. I don't like it, to many people around being obnoxious while I'm trying to watch the movie. It usually takes a movie I seriously want to see to drag me out. (Or someone else paying for it...) But we were able to get into Iron Man free thanks to a friend of one of my friends...whom I've never met.
As big of a comic book nerd as I am, I've never really been a huge "Iron Man" fan. I don't dislike him at all, I just never payed attention. I love "The Avengers" team as a whole, but never payed attention to ol' Tony Stark by himself. So as such, I was the only person who didn't crap his pants when the "Iron Man" trailer first made its way around the net. Also, after seeing the jokey tone of the trailers, I went in with pretty low but not quite Fantastic Fourish expectations.
I gotta say, I am happy that this move went well beyond them. While its certainly not the best comic movie I've ever seen, (3-way tie: Spider Man 2, Batman Begins and Batman) it's certainly good.
Firstly, "Iron Man" features some better acting then a large portion of hero movies out there. (FF I am SO looking at you...) Robert Downey Jr plays a fantastic Tony Stark, doing good at his lows, (Tony's ethical conflicts with the weapons he creates) and doing great at his highs. (Stark's outragous billionare, cocky personality, where Downey Jr really shines) Gwyneth Paltrow (Who I never like in anything) is very good as Virginia "Pepper" Potts, Stark's do-everything assistant and emotional support. A fine support cast rounds out the rest of the movie.
But now to what people want from a movie like this. Action! "Iron Man" does indeed deliver action, though not as much as one might think. What is there however, is explosive and fun. And its all flows together real well thanks to some simple but effective angles of the action. Too often nowadays action movies have the camera move too fast during the heavy scenes, and it just appears as if the camera man had a seizure while filming. It's nice to see that "Iron Man" takes a conservative approach and lets you sit back and enjoy the digital eye candy. (I heartily enjoyed it every time an armor clad Stark punched a normal human into oblivion)
Now, eariler I mentioned the jokey tone of the trailers for this film. Well, they were all very spot on, cause this movie is littered with sarcastic quips and the occasionally silly moment. But the trailers really don't do these justice as the the vast majority of these jokes are actually funny and are very well threaded sarcastic one liners by Stark into the dialouge. None of them are gut bustingly hilarious mind you, but they range from chuckleworthy (Stan Lee's way more obvious then usual appearance) to full laugh inducing (Stark's initial test run of the repulsor rockets in his boots...leads to an upside down faceplant on the ceiling...only to be sprayed by a fire extinguisher by one of his robot assitants) The fact the most of the jokes work very well rather then taking you away from what could have been a good film is refreshing. (Ahem...FF...)
The only real beef I have with this film is while the ending is satisfactory, it wraps up faster then I would have liked. Especially since the way to the ending is a well put together blast of explosive fun that is smart enough to prepare you for it. The ending was fine and doesn't take anything away from it, but I would have like a bigger blast of a battle.
Now, I probably won't start reading Iron Man comic books anytime soon, I probably won't even buy this movie on DVD right away when it comes out. But I will eventually when I happen to see it in my travels, its good enough to deserve that.
Still indifferent to Iron Man, (But coming around)
AlucardsFate...
Current Mood: Relaxed...but not completely so...
Changes made to my page: I have a picture of my PC in the "My Rig" Image space. And my "Image Gallery is completely redone, only featuring things I made. I like the Ninja Gaiden wallpaper.
Currently Watching:
How you doing next to that Gundam, dumpling head?
I finally finished off my set of DVD's for the original Gundam series, after many years of trying to find the discs. And am now sitting down to watch em all.
I also am watching "Sailor Moon" which is the earliest anime I can remember watching outside of Speed Racer when I was REALLY young. (Sidenote...the movie...I'm not so sure about) I am watching the uncut subtitled "Sailor Moon" which is proper "Sailor Moon" and I highly recommend you watch it sometime. Its a lot better then the dub would lead you to believe. I just watched one episode which was one of the saddest Anime Episodes I've ever seen.
Currently Playing:
CATFIGHT!
Arcana Heart! My brother bought this under the radar 2-D fighter that just came out, on release day. Apparently he'd been tracking it for some time, while I...had never heard of it. Well, sometimes awesomeness comes from an unexpected source. As we are hooked on it, and both frantically trying to get better to one-up the other.
The cast is all girl, but that doesn't mean there isn't a power character. Play the game and you'll learn...the biggest thing comes in the tiniest package. While he has taken "Saki", the katana weilding schoolgirl who looks straight out of "Bleach!" under his control. I have gone for something more bizzare. "Konoha!" The dog-Ninja Girl!

I've also resolved to play through every Metal Gear game, in story order, by June 12. Why? If you asking why...move out from your cave and rejoin society. I am doing it to be ready for MGS4...not that I haven't played these games a billion and a half times anyway. (I have my preorder for the $85 Limited Edition of Guns Of The Patriots) That's a grand total of 6 games, in this order:
Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater (PS2)Metal Gear Solid: Portable Ops (PSP)
Metal Gear (MSX)
Metal Gear 2: Solid Snake (MSX2)
Metal Gear Solid (PSX)
Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons Of Liberty (PS2)
Right now I am nearing the end of Snake Eater. Yeah I'd say I'm a tad behind...but I play on harder difficulties son! So the game still can mess me up, if I'm not super careful. Its more fun that way...
(Side note: I have just found out that the MGS4 online beta which I have already downloaded, has been delayed because of Konami server issues...lame. Aw well, they are announcing what is going to happen tomorrow, so I can wait.)
In other now playing news, I have a few Super Smash Bros Brawl friend codes, but none of them are ever online when I check. (Or forget to register me back...Ale...I mean...anyway...)
Having no one to Brawl with makes me sad!
The last thing I'll touch on is...I'm still unemployed! Though this is from a lack of trying...I may have to get a job now. For my neat little LCD TV has grown a strange blob on the screen which has grown progressively larger and is about an inch long now. It is also getting darker as a small part of it is almost completely black. (Outside of that it works just as well as it ever has. So I think my TV needs to be replaced...which is a pity cause its only 2 years old......and it was $600...![]()
Dead drop Pizza, whaddia think?
Well I got some possible job applications to put in, girls to throw ninja stars at, Watch more Sailor Moon and Gundam and a nuclear holocaust to prevent. (Six times no less!) I'll see you all later...

Well, I've finally put my second foot into the next generation. The interestign thing is, I'm in two camps. What do I refer to exactly? I just bought a Playstation 3, and as you know the PS3 is very expensive, only an insane $399.99. Such an insane price tag isn't a very good first impression to make, but the first impression has many parts, so lets break them down.
1.) At Purchase -As predicted, when I asked for a Playstation 3, the clerk was pretty happy. I don't think GameStop employees work on commision, but they are always happy when you spend a large amount of cash. So I bought the 40GB Playstation 3, but whats a console, (especially an expensive one!) without games? Heres a reciept breakdown.Sony Playstation 3 - $399.99Devil May Cry 4 Special Edition (Used) - $54.99Tax (8.100%) - $36.85Total - $491.83
Thats a hefty chunk of change. Especially for just one game with it. Not a very good start...
2.) Open it up and dive right in! -
In the box we have the unit, a controller, the power cable, booklets and...wait a Composite cable? Are you f***ing serious!? The only system that makes a it a main point to tout its High Definition capabilities, comes with a friggin Composite Cable!? Wow...thats extremely lame...for $400 Sony can't even kick me the right cable. Being the resident techie I am...I already had an HDMI cable, so I didn't have to buy one, but if you don't already...the good ones start at $40-$50. That kinda sucks.Hooking it up was simple enough, I didn't need the booklet for that even. Though I had to use my PS2 Component Cable at first, so I could set the console to HDMI. Then I noticed about a billion and a half other settings among the many menus. Lotsa functionality! Only...the booklet only mentions a few. What is an ATRAC? Why do I want to enable it? The booklet doesn't tell you. It only covers the bare minimum, such as hooking up the system. Playing a game, syncing the SIXAXIS controller, etc.
On the plus side, the unit itself while large and quite heavy, (sorry 360, the PS3 is heavier) is pleasing to look at. Like the PSP's older more kickass brother who regularly gives swirlys to the poor PSP. And it looks even better when vertical, and I would reccomend placing it vertical should you get one. It cools much better that way.3.) Complications -
So many settings, and so little explanation. I tooled around for awhile, getting my resolution set to 1080i and figuring out my network settings. After getting my wireless settings together, I figured if its like the PSP, I should update the system firmware, because the moment I put in a game, its gonna make me anyway. I began the update...the first one always takes forever. And forever was about 3 hours.4.) Before the devil could cry...I had to -
After my update period of 3 hours, I went right to the meat of the system and popped in Devil May Cry 4. And to my disdain...it prompted me to install it. The line between console and PC has just blurred. Install a console game? Not only that it took up a rather sizable portion of my Hard Drive. 5GB of my 40GB. It bacame clear that I should replace the Hard Drive sometime soon. The install took maybe 20 minutes. Thats a long time for an install. Most PC games take 10 at the most.5.) Finally, the main event! -

After the install, I finally got to boot the game up. It was definately worth the wait at least. Visually, its really quite stunning. Though only in 720p, everything is crisp, colorful and well animated. And though it feeds you an unfamilliar character in Nero, you quickly get used to him and the usual smooth as butter DMC gameplay experience. After all the trouble setting everything up, Devil May Cry 4 made it worth my time. A few days later, I would by Folklore on sale for only $29.99. Brand new even, not bad at all. I had an eye on this game, but the reviews I read were mixed so I bought DMC4 first as a sure thing. But at $29 whose complaining? After playing it...certainly not me! I would have easily paid full price for this game after playing it. Its a pretty well put together, quite beautiful action/adventure game...with the fantasy atmosphere of a Tim Burton movie. I am enjoying it immensely so far.
6.) The Future is Now? Not quite... -



I would be lying if I said that the PS3's game library isn't incredibly sparse. Its sad at the moment. Aside from the two games I already have, I can only think of one other that is on the shelf that I want. That being Ninja Gaiden: Sigma. I played the demo and almost crapped myself, what a game. Its rare that in only one stage a game can absolutely blow me away like that. I will have it. (Though I am still enraged by the fact that Ryu is not purple...)
But fortunately, the future is bright! Closest to release, is Grand Theft Auto 4, which lands in April. I am always up for more free roaming criminal rampages, especially since for the first time, it will have good graphics. (Lets face it, the GTA games have always been an inconsistant mess visually) I can't wait for my high-res Liberty City antics.At the end of the year, Final Fantasy XIII in its many strange forms hits. And even though all we have seen of it is some pretty vauge teaser trailers, I am giddy with anticipation. The game is beautiful, to say the least but I don't really know much else about it. Sounds like a great Christmas gift for me, for those of you already looking.
But again, I'd be a liar if I said I didn't get my PS3 for this one game. I know its completely insane, but I bought the PS3 for Metal Gear Solid 4: Guns Of The Patriots. Plain and simple. The swan song to the Metal Gear Series, became $400 worth of important very quickly. While I'd hate to see the series come to an end, I wanna be there to experience it on day one.7.) Was it worth it? -
Not as of yet no. The $400 price tag itsef is a huge weight to live down. Especially compared to my Wii's paltry by comparison #250. Which I think Mario Galaxy by itself made that purchase worthwhile by itself. Games costing $60 apiece is a huge hit to take, especially when the library is slim pickings right now. But I'm really quite certain that this slight feeling of resentment I have for my PS3 will pass as more games come out. Its not worth it now, but it will be soon.My Recent Reviews
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