I have 1 really important question before i start my blog off proaply -

WHEN A VAMPIRE IS BORN AND THEY HIT PURBETY (SPELLING ERROR !) And they go out and night and bite some guy, then when they see there friends and they tell them that they had "a really good guy last night" do his friends make fun ? Does that make sense ? like if a vampire whos just hit puberty went out and ate a guy then told his friends would they call him gay ??

One of lifes unanswerable questiosn

Im currently up to date with all my shows and cannot wait for new bones.

I would also like to point out that i am not "the King & Queen Of Slut town" as some of my friends have recently started calling me !

There hasnt really been much on tv lately so i have once again turnt to the books. im reading Sue Graftons Alphabet series ? the PI Kinsey millhone ? ANYONE ?! READ THEM there great !

It was my birthday the other day too ! yay for me. on the 5th ! Didnt get much as no one knows what i like anymore. although i did get a few dvds that i was to tight to buy myself .

Hmm im babbling about crap now.

Might update in a few days or sometime soon when i read any comments

Speak to you all soon ! hope your all okay !

Edit

THEY (THOSE EVIL TV BOSSES WHO ARE SHORT) HAVE CANCELED DIRT. WHEN I STARTED WATCHING IT WAS JUST BECAUSE OF COURTNEY COX BUT THEN I GOT INTO IT ! NOW IM ANNOYED THAT THE B******S CANCELED IT !!

"911 please hold, Your call will be answered in 10-15 minutes. *Holding music begins* Who you ganna call ? GHOST BUSTERS!"

How funny would it be if that happened ?

So as my blog said how i was sick. Well once again i havent been online because my fricking computer has died !

Hello everyone ! I havent been on here in over a month ! (my last post was in march !!)

Ive been really sick :[ (ALL OF YOU FEEL SORRY FOR ME HAHA) So i havent really got out of my bed for a while ! but i did manage to catch up on my reading ! i read 6 books !! go me !

Ive just found out that one tree hill will be getting a 6th series. Im a little confussed by that.. Whats it gonna be "one tree hill: Golden Oldies" I mean dont get me wrong, but s5 was just AWFUL (I no people like it) but i mean.. they seem to have trouble playing the age they actually are :S.

However i am happy that Angela Basset has been hired for ER's final series (im upset that its the last though !!)

So whats everybody been up too ???

Thanks for reading !

Alex

a bit of a weird post but whatever

Choirs....

Oompa loompas

John Leguizamo (you gotta be honest he does look like a scare devil.. just google him on the images section !)

leprechauns

I was talking to my friend and they brought up Britney spears new song, ive never heard it because well i dont like her. So he decided to tell me that he has made a newer version which he thinks she should sing... its only one line here it is....

"YOU WANNA PIECE OF ME ?? YOUR GANNA CATCH A STD"

I thought it was quite mean, but it made me laugh

So now im telling you guys

Thats vincent Gallo - been in quite a few things, but the only one i notice is Dirt

I recently found something out from a friend....

*Alexs searches "Vincent Gallo Offical, finds it and go to merchandise..."

the following statement is excatly what it says...

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I REALLY LAUGHED WHEN I SAY WHAT HE WROTE, I MEAN IVE ONLY EVER SEEN HIM IN 1 THING !!!!

Also, anyone know how to get a picture off my computer and onto here ? without putting it onto a website ??

Thanks

Alex

This is just to say thanks ! my last blog got my highest ever comment number ! 7 ! will minus 1 from me so 6 !! lol

Now your all proably thinking "7... thats all?" but well i dont get many comments cause... well... my blogs suck and are about rubbish.

lol, i read all you guys blogs but i dont comment as well i get a little jealous !! haha

so once again thanks

And well this is excatly what i was talking about "My blogs suck and are rubbish"

Ive decided that to cheer myself up, im going to review ever single episode of buffy starting from the pilot (If ive already reviewed im not ganna re-review )

Anyone wanna join ??

Its just really an excuse to watch every episode again and not cherry pick my favourites.

Why do people in forums who have like 2 points more then someone think they know what the person is thinking ?

like im a level 12 (i think ?) and then someones a level 13 why do they think that because i make a reference to something that happened in a show like 2 yrs ago, that im also talking about the current series ?!

it really annoys me ¬¬

thats all lol

a pointless blog really.