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  • 10Feb 05

    Good eeeeeeeevning.

    Thought I'd pop in. Or out. Or both. Um.... errrrr...... great, now I'm confused. Somebody help me out here. Anyway, let me say that the weather right now absolutley rules, no matter what Robbie says. Three more inches of rain and I'll be able to go waterskiing on I-95! That'll be awsome. "Absurdly dangerous" my eye.
  • 24Jan 05

    I'm here! Yessir!

    Well, that was a long couple of months, wasn't it? O_o Sorry I couldn't be around more, life of a janitor and whatnot. Robbie may lie and tell you I was busy at a huge comic book convention, but that's a lie. I was in no way dressed as The Flash while eating bean burritos and reading a reprint of The Amazing Spiderman #74 in Los Angeles. Nope..... no way.

    Um, anyhoo, not much else is up. Except for all that cool stuff that I got for Christmas. Amazingly, it was everything I asked for! ^_^ Which was odd considering that Santa Claus swore that he'd never come anywhere near my house again. O_o Anyhoo, here's what I got:

    - Halo 2 game guide (tasted funny)

    - Dryer lint. (tasted delicious)

    - Stomach medicine. (lost this)

    And that's where I am right now. Oddly enough, not much else has happened, other than the thing that didn't happen and the Christmas thing. Yep, all's well in my world. Aside from the wild animals I let loose in the basement. I swear they looked friendly when I saw them! >_< Oh well. Live and learn I guess. Onward and upward! Forwards and backwards! And whatever else I can apply to this situation. Later folks! Um, fellas. ..... compadres?

  • 15Nov 04

    Halo 2 Impressions.

    Okay, so I kind of stole Robbie's copy.... it's not like he was using the thing anyway. >_< So here are my impressions based on the first five hours I've spent with the game:

    - The box tastes funny.
    - It turns out that the aliens on the TV screen are not real, despite what I was originally led to belive.
    - It's a lot more fun to make funny voices when the game is playing than to listen to the actual dialouge.
    - Um..... apparently I was watching CNN the entire time instead of playing the game, and never noticed.
    - I miss Sherrif Lobo.

    And that's about it. Maybe soon I'll figure out how to actually open the box and get the disc out. This is one tricky game! O_o Until next time folks..... this is Sir Malphington Esquire, signing off!

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