- -Dark_Palladin-
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15Sep 09
What would you do?
A phone call from Timothy Valhalion, a pretty decent talker, reveals that your girlfriend has been caught cheating with a guy in a "Peter Pretzel tm" costume. Or was it really Peter Pretzel? No, it was actually 3 people: Holly Hotdog, Sauldin Sauce, and Pally Pizza; the world's most hated food-related mascots! Sanity is on the line now! Choose an action below:
1. Dip them all into hot, burning blood plasma.
2. Calculate their doom with a pair of plasic, toddler scissors.
3. Ask him what their favorite bird is.
4. Start throwing a bunch of sunglasses at them.
5. Cash-splash them flat as paper.
6. Stab them epicly with an NES.
7. Force them to play Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing for 2years straight.
8. Do this to them(View Discretion Warned)
- Posted Sep 15, 2009 1:20 pm PT
- Category: Humor
- 4 Comments
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9Aug 08
What would you say?
A guy says "You suck". What is a better qoute to say back?
1. You suck as well.
2. Your mom was a trash compacter!
3. You suck so much, you should die!
4. If I had a dollar for every brain you have, I'd be broke.
5. Your acting without lead, tolietstain!
6. You can hide but you can't run, window smear!
7. Lets see some exstistance-related documentations, puss bucket!
8. The SNES stabs the ***........and you too.
9. I heard a tear noise.....did I break your bone, or your tooth? Not sure.
10. Hey hey; I heard these so-called "atomic bombs" are actually a good source of iron. Try eating one sometime.
11. Holy! Its shnelbien the loser!!! *explodes*
12. You. A subway token. What's the visualdifference?
13. (Create-a-retarded-qoute)
- Posted Aug 9, 2008 6:53 am PT
- Category: Humor
- 5 Comments
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I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream
"Solid" I Have No Mouth, and I Must Review This Game. Continue »
- Posted Nov 20, 2009 9:37 am PT
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Micheal Jackson Music Video
PLEASE READ BEFORE VIEWING: This is a movie I made about M.J. using a moive editing game called The Movies. This is obviously not real, but I thought it wasn't too bad. Song is Live my life, by Rihanna.
- Posted Nov 11, 2008 5:00 pm PT
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Dec 10, 2009 10:05 am PT-Dark_Palladin- joined the union The Maxis Union
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Dec 4, 2009 11:36 am PT-Dark_Palladin- gave Unreal Championship a score of 7.5
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Dec 4, 2009 11:25 am PT-Dark_Palladin- added Unreal Tournament 3 to their tracked list
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Dec 4, 2009 11:25 am PT-Dark_Palladin- added Unreal Tournament 3 to their wish list
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Dec 3, 2009 10:44 am PT-Dark_Palladin- gave Deadly Arts a score of 5.0
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Dec 2, 2009 6:05 am PT-Dark_Palladin- gave Dark Seed a score of 7.5
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Nov 20, 2009 10:35 am PT-Dark_Palladin- reviewed Ripper and gave it a score of 2.0
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Nov 20, 2009 9:37 am PT-Dark_Palladin- reviewed I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream and gave it a score of 8.0
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Nov 9, 2009 1:53 pm PT-Dark_Palladin- gave Duke Nukem Zero Hour a score of 9.5
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Oct 19, 2009 1:59 pm PT-Dark_Palladin- gave Virus: The Game a score of 3.0
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