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11 pages of typing...that right there is the single biggest thing I've ever done for a message board ever. So please read it!

Do your part and vote in this year's GWD Slammys.

And while you're at it, check out more of my reviews for stuff on Call of Duty, Mirror's Edge, Mortal Kombat vs DC, the good Castlevania game, Guitar Hero, Far Cry 2, Saint's Row 2 and more.

So for the past couple months, I've opted to start typing up really, really long game reviews again, and I'm slowly gonna bring them to GS. Go check on my "contributions" button, or to my blog to see the whole thing.

Smackdown, Spiderman, Bond, Chrono Trigger, Street Fighter, Call of Duty later on in the day...soon a ton more.

He crossed the bridge of North Deathsville where the troll lurked.

"My name is Finlay, and I love to fight" said the Irishman.

"Aye, well I can't let ya past. Not for you, not for anyone. Not unless you answer my riddle." Said Ricky Williams. "Answering the riddle will break the magic curse of my suspension."

"I don't answer riddles. I fight." Responded Finlay. He drew is Magic Shillelagh and slayed the vile Ricky Williams where he stood.

"Thanks bro" said Ricky Williams, "thanks for putting me out of my misery of having to go to Canada", with his dying breath. Finlay continued his journey to North Deathsville...

It takes a tough Irish bastard to stop male cheerleader terrorists from their anti-american schemes. Using his shellilah, he intercepts airplanes before crashing into buildings and fights off armed terrorists with unpadded knee drops.

And the Spirit Squad came out. Born out of the Roid Ooze, Vince Mcmahon liked what he saw and pushed them as his headliners.

The story continues later.

Apparantly the chestgina comes from Scott Steiner tearing his pec muscle. Instead of having it reattached like you know, a normal person, the roids just naturally made it grow in on its own. God bless.

JOEDIASM!

All are free to convert. Entry to Joediasm will require a baptismal facewash ritual. The almighty Joe loves his worshippers and kills all false idols. No phony fireworks, he just kills them.

And it landed in Scott Steiner's chest, leaving a giant crater. So Scott Steiner saved mankind. After which, he blamed the meteor on Ric Flair.

Yesterday was a very proud day for all  wrestling fans. Except for maybe Scott Steiner himself, who was probably really pissed off.

Don't really talk about this much, but I actually have twin brother. Reason I'm bringing this up now is because our birthday is coming up and I don't have a clue what to get him. He likes photography but he gets free cameras from his job, he likes Star Wars and that Empire game that just came out is gonna be my last resort, but he doesn't spend a lot of time at home.

Decisions decisions.

http://www.gamespot.com/xbox360/action/perfectdarkzero/player_review.html?id=254376

Make like Arnold and do it.

http://www.gamespot.com/ps2/adventure/wandaandthecolossus/player_review.html?id=252949

Do it.

I've gotten a slew of PMs telling me that people are tracking my contributions. That downright scares me. Partly because it's creepy, and part because I just don't contribute much. Not that I want people to stop tracking my stuff. Hey, Top 100 reviewers, that's pretty neat. See, I go through spurts of contributions. For like a month or so, I'll put out like five or ten lengthy reviews, lengthy journal entries about wrestling (I'm pretty sure more people will read this entry if I dedicate it to Eddie Guerrero)and still have time to do 3-5 kickass GWE promos. And then there's spurts like the one I'm in now where I just don't feel like doing anything with the ample amounts of time I have to do nothing but go on a computer. Gonna see if I can't get back into the contributive state of mind.

That and the stranglehold that City of Heroes/Villians has on me. It's not addiction: I don't crave playing COH when I'm out, and I'm not obsessed with leveling up. Normally I make a new character, get him/her (mostly her, if you're gonna stare at someone's ass for hours...) to around level 8, and make someone else because I want to see what the other powers are like. It's just something I'd rather do in my private time. I like the general superhero mythos but I don't want to read comic books so stuff like this is great for me. Plus it's simple to play and got a lot of action, with no worry about equipment. It's lasted two months, which is longer than the who's who of long cancelled MMORPGs that sit in the Unused Deskstop Shortcuts folder  (Everquest 1&2, Final Fantasy 11, Guild Wars, WoW, Ragnarok and Galaxies). Great f'n game.

And on one last note, if you get a chance, get the Superstar Billy Graham autobiography. I'd easily put it up with the Foley books as some of the best wrestling literature to date.

Normally, I'd be alright with using real-life events to create storylines. Particularly if your hand is forced. But there's something inexplicably sleazy about cashing in on a real life tradegy you created yourself. Not to say that taking JR off the announce team is equal to loss of life, but what they're doing is along the lines of Al-Queda holding a PPV for money so they can have people pay to see an American fight Bin Laden to avenge 9/11. I don't think anyone who knows the true story behind what happened can order Taboo Tuesday in good conscience. And the true story has a tendency to spread. Ask Matt Hardy.

As for Coach, don't go out of your way to become a heel on the internet. Shrerer is already taking the high road. All you're doing is giving them free publicity.

The new GS website design? Spiffy!

The new forum design? Not so spiffy!

Kinda hate the whole idea of compressing the width of the actual forum. My computer monitor is 15 years old, had it for most of my life. And even on that, everything is squished all too closely together.

So...ummmm...D

As far as historical accuracy goes, they nailed it. Except for skipping over the steroid use and his...website, they pretty much covered his career.

But as far as bias and continuity goes, oh boy. The DVD has a general negative feel, and they frequently criticize Warrior for things that Hogan is equally if not more guilty of: Poor workrate, going into business for yourself, unprofessionalism, egomania and so forth. And the hypocrisy sticks its nose out even further when you hear Hogan (and for a small segment, Triple H) talk about it. They go out of their way to put sympathy on Vince and the company, while demonizing the idea of suing the company over the rights to the Warrior name at a time when they're threatening lawsuits to people left and right over copyright infringement.

Now with that said, if you're a Christian fan, you need this DVD.

Rented them today. Beat Spider Man couple of hours ago. Great game, but boy does it end fast. At the least, it teaches the lesson that all problems in life can be blamed on SHIELD.

With Marvel, the game is a ton of fun to play in multiplayer. The Marvel characters they did put in it are the awesome ones and the original characters are alright. The game even follows tradition by having Magneto and Storm as top-tier. But the thing is the single player is absolute hell to play and you have to go through it to unlock everyone.