This game is the in-bred retarded cousin of World in Conflict

User Rating: 3 | Tom Clancy's EndWar PC
By HarryPalms | Review Date:
Wow. I had some notion that this might be bad but I had no idea just HOW bad. This game gets nothing right. The story is pretty standard but what a shameless lean over Massive's shoulders it is. The mood of the game is pretty bland, very standard.

The controls are the super simple variety console gamers need. And the voice control sorta works but it will never be nowhere near as fast as using a keyboard. Think about this:

Time to press 4 keys in a sequence: 4 ms
Time to say "Unit Seven Attack Hostile Five. UNIT SEVEN ATTACK. ugh, U N I T S E V E N..." Forget it. It is a lame gimmick.

The AI is useless at basic military tactics. You helos attack tank platoons by sitting right on top of them and wearing em down with guns. Your armor will turn their backs to the enemy even if told to back up just a little.

Avoid this game like the plague if you:

Have the slightest notion about modern military tactics.
Have played any RTS the past 10 year, then you don't need this.

DO play this game if:

You dont have any fingers.
Are serving long-term in prison. You'll build up great frustration to take out on some poor schmuck in the showers.
Have a console.

This turd of a game may make you insane from irritation. This is a prime example of those incredibly dumb but pretty console games. To make an analogy: This is the bimbo where WiC is the hardcore dyke working in the DIY store. Oh hang on. WiC looks infinitely better than EndWar. So EndWar is the ugly, retarded chick and WiC is the supermodel working in the DIY store.

This pointless addition to the Clancy brand more than disappoints. Avoid at all costs.

The expansion to WiC is around the corner and so is the next installment of Total War. Save your money and buy a real PC game.

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