Gamespot, I would like to beat you with a stick.

User Rating: 10 | TimeSplitters: Future Perfect PS2
No. This games a ten. NOT AN 8!!! I want to stress my point, this game is a ten. NOT an eight. If you disagree, I hate you. I want to hit you with a stick. I want to poke you with a flyswatter until you spazz out uncontrollably. Why? Cos this games fun. Halo killer? yea. To say the least. This game is more fun, more funny, more outrageous than any game should have any right to be. It makes your unborn children giggle, it makes your silverware dance across the counter tops. It makes me shake at night. If I had the option of either never playing this game again, or dying a brutal horrible death, I would choose death. I would rather die than live without this game. I would sacrifice an army of infant kittens just to play this game for one more minute. I would spend the rest of my life manufacturing grilled cheese sandwiches and mailing them to freemasons if I knew it would keep them from taking this game away from the people. I would download it if it were on live arcade. I would pre order the sequels. I would rub pickles on my television. The gameplay, perfect. The multiplayer, perfect. The audio, story, and artform... PERFECT. Buy this game now or I will bake you a cake. A cake that bursts and makes an incredibly horrendous mess for you to deal with. Without this game, my life is that mess. I would rather die than clean it up. You would rather die than live without this game. Believe me.