[CYOA] - Grom the accident prone Dovahkiin with a short attention span
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Sep 26, 2012 12:55 pm GMT
DrJawless posted...Curved_Sw0rd posted...
Jesus Christ, Jawless.
Geez, can't a guy be too busy to update a story. Well if you insist.
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Then suddenly you felt a pang in your chest. It grows in intensity till you lose consciousness.
You die
The End.
What exactly are you busy with, anyway?
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http://i.imgur.com/yOpaw.pngBy Molt_CcCoy
Sep 27, 2012 12:07 am GMT
DrJawless posted...Curved_Sw0rd posted...
Jesus Christ, Jawless.
Geez, can't a guy be too busy to update a story. Well if you insist.
***
Then suddenly you felt a pang in your chest. It grows in intensity till you lose consciousness.
You die
The End.
Whoa...
Where did that come from.
<_<
>_>
*sidles out of topic leaving sweatroll satchel on the floor*
Sep 27, 2012 12:10 am GMT
Sep 27, 2012 2:49 am GMT
I'm just kidding. Tomorrow's the last day before a long weekend so a proper update isn't long off
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I'd imagine some quack telling you that you have "multiple personalities" and "psychotic tendencies" would be pretty annoying. - Fishystick
Sep 27, 2012 9:25 pm GMT
*sidles back into topic, picking up sweetroll satchel*
*sits down, legs crossed, and shoves a sweetroll in mouth*
^_^
Sep 27, 2012 11:30 pm GMT
CoronelLink posted...*sidles back into topic, picking up sweetroll satchel*
*sits down, legs crossed, and shoves a sweetroll in mouth*
^_^
*Pushes down hill then proceeds to take satchel and offers it to grom shrine*
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"i want no part of a huggy wuvvy TES. neither should you."- zerobobo
Sep 29, 2012 4:37 am GMT
*bumps topic to make people think that it was updated*
>
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well, you know the old saying.
When life gives you lemons... Go murder a clown.
Sep 29, 2012 5:31 am GMT
*holds shotgun to marathon's face* "you b------! =p
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Ignite the Revolution!
Sep 29, 2012 3:39 pm GMT
*from bottom of hill* HEEEEEELLLLLLPPP!!! Please have mercy!!
*begins ascent of hill, slowly and painfully*
*under breath* Damn General77.
*yells, not realizing the irony in the request* Grom!! I ask unto thee!! Take vengeance upon my attacker!!
*continues ascent*
Aw man. Add insult to injury. *wipes brown*
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Oh me, oh my! You've been transformed.
Would you like me to change you back?
Sep 29, 2012 6:28 pm GMT
KERRRAASH!
A hastily cast Ebony Flesh spell from your new travelling companion mitigates all damage taken from the crash landing, leaving you with minor bruising as your reverted to Orc form.
"Like hiya Grom"
That voice... it sounds familiar. You throw aside the rubble gathering yourself up realising that you are back in the Blue Palace under the vacant stare of Elisif the fair.
"Did you manage to find the succulent sweetrolls you were looking for?" the queen asked.
You thoughts drifted back to your sexual escapades you had with Elisif back when you...
"WHAT THE F*** YOU LYCANTHROPIC SON OF A B****!" Shouted Loki climbing out of the rubble, "You fly halfway around Skyrim, and you revert just seconds before our final destination!"
Loki shoots the Queen a dirty look.
"Wait a minute!" you exclaim remembering the exact nature of your previous Blue Palace adventures, "That was all in the realm of madness... So did I... I... Did..."
"What are you mumbling about?" asked Loki
"When I was looking for a way to defeat Alduin a week ago, Sheogorath seduced me and fed me his sweetrolls!"
"Fed you his... sweetrolls?"
"Yes, you see what happened is-"
"Forget it, as much as I'd like to watch you get your ass kicked by Alduin, I'll give you the power you need to fight him," said Loki grabbing your arm and dragging you away. "We just need some room and-"
"STOP IN THE NAME OF THE LAW!"
A heavily armoured Imperial, lead a small force of militia into the entrance of the hall investigating the crashing disturbance. The 13 combatants withdrew their swords and advanced slowly up the winding stairs.
"Who the hell are you?" asked Loki
"I.. AM... THE LAW!"
Elisif sighed "that's just the partypooper Tullius."
"General Tullius!" snarled Loki
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So what now?
A) Flee
B) Kill the Imperials
C) Kill em all
D) Alduin attacks
E) Other
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I'd imagine some quack telling you that you have "multiple personalities" and "psychotic tendencies" would be pretty annoying. - Fishystick
Sep 29, 2012 6:51 pm GMT
E: grab Elisif's sweetrolls, but kill tullius first
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Ignite the Revolution!
Sep 29, 2012 6:56 pm GMT
I just had an image in my head.
Loki ripping out Tullius's heart, freezing it, and killing someone with it.
assassin2568 posted...E: grab Elisif's sweetrolls, but kill tullius first
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http://i.imgur.com/yOpaw.pngBy Molt_CcCoy
Sep 29, 2012 7:02 pm GMT
E: Retire
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Madness, as you know, is like gravity... all it takes is a little push.
New York Giants: 2-1 Next: Eagles
Sep 29, 2012 9:17 pm GMT
assassin2568 posted...E: grab Elisif's sweetrolls, but kill tullius first
YAY! Grom is back!
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well, you know the old saying.
When life gives you lemons... Go murder a clown.
Sep 29, 2012 10:44 pm GMT
Thank.. you, fair *groans* champion... Grom.
I say other: kitty cannon Elisif into the guards, creating a means of escape...
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Oh me, oh my! You've been transformed.
Would you like me to change you back?
Sep 30, 2012 1:10 am GMT
CoronelLink posted...*from bottom of hill* HEEEEEELLLLLLPPP!!! Please have mercy!!
*begins ascent of hill, slowly and painfully*
*under breath* Damn General77.
*yells, not realizing the irony in the request* Grom!! I ask unto thee!! Take vengeance upon my attacker!!
*continues ascent*
Aw man. Add insult to injury. *wipes brown*
*pulls out a unknown magic* GROM CAST HIM DOWN
*Casts the spell* *Everything within 500 meters turns to solid cooked chicken*
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"i want no part of a huggy wuvvy TES. neither should you."- zerobobo
Sep 30, 2012 1:13 am GMT
marathonplayer1 posted...assassin2568 posted...
E: grab Elisif's sweetrolls, but kill Ulfric first
YAY! Grom is back!
Fix'd
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"i want no part of a huggy wuvvy TES. neither should you."- zerobobo
Sep 30, 2012 2:32 am GMT
I vote D (Forgot that in previous post)
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"i want no part of a huggy wuvvy TES. neither should you."- zerobobo
Sep 30, 2012 7:00 am GMT
E, then D
Grom grabs the "Sweet Rolls" (after killing Tulius,) but Alduin attacks just when Grom is about to partake in "Activities."
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