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Shaun digs in to his patient's squishy bits to find out how much fun Surgeon Simulator 2013 can be.

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74 comments
JMcN76
JMcN76

This looks horrible.

Chaloner11
Chaloner11

I have a very weak stomach I think I am going to puke.

mjack70
mjack70

Ummm...this game is morbid.

peteuplink
peteuplink like.author.displayName 1 Like

8.0 and you're saying it's intentionally bad because it's designed to be humourous... Things really have changed since I was a reviewer. If I'd reviewed this it would probably have gotten a minus score,

Atomic_Gumshoe
Atomic_Gumshoe

@peteuplink it's not "bad" on purpose, it is intentionally challenging in unique ways. The challenge lies not in performing the surgery but in the most rudimentary task of picking up an object. It's not designed bad because the mechanics work exactly as they are supposed to, it just a different way of making a game

peteuplink
peteuplink

@Atomic_Gumshoe Well that's the story the developers and the reviewers want you to believe, but gamers these days are so easily lead that developers and publishers can sell almost anything.  You could re-release  the Atari 2600 ET and say it's programmed that way because just a different way of making a game, when in actuality the reason it's designed that way is because it's bloody shite!

AloeVera4
AloeVera4 like.author.displayName like.author.displayName 2 Like

Hahahahahahaha....holy shit this has GOT to be a joke!!!! If this makes any money I swear I'm going to make my own simulator!

Some ideas I'm mulling over:

Sex Simulator

Masturbation simulator

Nail-Clipping Simulator

Peeping Tom Simulator

I'm gonna make millions!!

Snaptrap
Snaptrap

This really isn't a simulator. It's more like the video game version of "Operation", only it has limp surgeons.

CruiserCaptain
CruiserCaptain

@Snaptrap Yeah. More just for goofy fun. And I think I read somewhere that it's just a small group of developers and they made this in 48 days as a challenge to themselves. Or something like that. Don't take it seriously, it's not meant to be.

I think we need a Standing and Sitting Simulator.

Erasmus654
Erasmus654

What worries me is what they did in beta testing....

daviz88
daviz88

there a saying which is "don't judge a book by it's cover " but looking at this sick game i think i am throwing that saying out the window.really how didn't it get an 8.0 gross!!!

Snaptrap
Snaptrap

Played this game for about 3mins before sterilizing my hard drive.

xDeadP00lx
xDeadP00lx

Man, I'm on like, my 10th beer and this is exactly how I'd' perform surgery right now.

nuno999
nuno999

An abdomen completly widen open and with all its internal organs scattered all over around the scenery and wat is the game rating?!  "Surgery complete. Looks fine to me, I`m sure he`ll live.."

That make my day :D

RoadStar1602
RoadStar1602

I think this is funny but I think it would only be entertaining for maybe a half hour.

aloufika
aloufika like.author.displayName 1 Like

has devs ran out of ideas ths bullshit

deliman
deliman like.author.displayName like.author.displayName like.author.displayName 3 Like

@aloufika has u gon 2 grammar skool?


(In the case that English isn't your first language, I retract my snarky remark)

ZeW0lf
ZeW0lf like.author.displayName 1 Like

This game is obviously meant to be disturbingly amusing, so why is it called Surgeon Simulator? It doesn't simulate anything that happens in real life, I hope. o_O

AzatiS
AzatiS

I laughed so hard i cant even handle myself , i might try it!!

JazzFromHell
JazzFromHell

ZOMG!!!! I always wanted to be a doctor :3

adam8093
adam8093

I absolutely adore this game!

jochimm
jochimm

I don't know how this game plays yet, but the review is incredibly funny :D

PowerDingALing
PowerDingALing

Scores mean nothing, It's not based on the effort put in the game by the developers, at least on Gamespot, IGN, VideoGamer or every other site like these. Or else indie games would never get more than 2. And Bioshock Infinite got a 9, the developers put a lot of effort into it and it still sucks. This game is just fun. The score means the reviewer liked it, nothing more. And maybe if it were reviewed another day, the score would be different. And sometimes the reviewer get some grease on his hands, you know... But that's not the case here, this game sucks a lot, and it's a lot of fun! The sense of humor is sick and hilarious! Look at the name of the studio: Bossa! Brazilian people will know... =P

sknight175216
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I love how at the end of each level  it's like: Looks fine to me, I'm sure he'll live...

Yeah for like 6 more seconds. LMAO.

Disturbed_88
Disturbed_88 like.author.displayName 1 Like

But, what is his right hand doing then???!

shaunmc
shaunmc moderator moderatorstaff

@Disturbed_88 Your left hand controls the grip of each finger through the keyboard. That's why they only show the doctor's left hand. 

ChiefFreeman
ChiefFreeman

Looks like good, dumb fun. They should add some updates though. Like, make the patient wake up as a zombie during the surgery and bite your arm off if you fail, or be able to put cybernetic implants in the patient. I hope some modder gets a hold of it and does a realistic mod with more realistic gore.

TERMINATOR-SSD
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Danny's random encounter should of been the review :-D

OuTLaWzGamer
OuTLaWzGamer

lmao the level in space with the flying scalpels.  This game looks both genius and hilarious. I love alll the little details you can interact with in your surrounding.

splinter10
splinter10

lol That surgeon looks like he's suffering from alcohol withdrawal.

snova9308
snova9308 like.author.displayName like.author.displayName like.author.displayName like.author.displayName like.author.displayName like.author.displayName like.author.displayName 7 Like

its one of those games that its so bad its good

Epak_
Epak_

Looks awesome!

idosofacility
idosofacility

point is.. they were probably aiming for a serious game... but didnt have what it takes... it sucked so bad that it went all the way around an they decided to go for it! FWT! all the way baby, yeah! LOL

capper64
capper64 like.author.displayName like.author.displayName like.author.displayName 3 Like

The number of people entirely missing the point bewilders me.

BellyRay
BellyRay like.author.displayName 1 Like

So this is what we've come to. The reviewer thinks this is funny. Sick and ridiculous, is what it is. What next? A giving birth simulator? A heart attack simulator? A "die in terrible pain" simulator? the controls suck anyway.

PowerDingALing
PowerDingALing like.author.displayName 1 Like

@BellyRay LOL!!! Please, Bossa Studios! Make a giving birth simulator!!! That would be ultra fun! Good idea, dude!

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