Wii would like to brawl

User Rating: 10 | Super Smash Bros. Brawl WII
SSBB is the best game for the wii and will remain the best nintendo game until the release of its sequel.


I created my own tier list from best to worst.

Sonic
Pikachu
Captain Olimar
Pokemon Trainer
Ike
Bowser
Meta Knight
Lucario
Dedede
Fox
Ganon
Snake
Rob
Purin
Falco
Captain Falcon
Luigi
Marth
Samus
Kirby
Sheik
Ice Climbers
Yoshi
Peach
DK
Mr Game & Watch
Zamus
Wolf
Mario
Zelda
Link
Toon Link
Diddy Kong
Wario
Pit
Ness
Lucus


Finally, after many years, Meta Knight and Dedede join up with Kirby in Brawl. What took you so long? Meta Knight is cool and Dedede owns all with his hammer.

I never heard of Lucas, but now I know how much he sucks. ONE NESS IS ENOUGH, we don't need unpopular, low tier characters in Brawl.

Zamus got BACK. She es HOT. Enough said.

HOLY CRAP!!! SONIC!!! With his fast feet outrunning everyone on the stage, Sonic will finally fight Mario in the classic crossover, and possible win. SONIC RULES!!!!

Pikmin & Olimar, that was the biggest surprise, even bigger than Sonic. Pikmin had only two games, but apparently, since they were hits, Olimar became a Newcomer. I like Pikmin games a lot and Olimar is very useful in Brawl.

I did want Wario in brawl, but he has disappointing moves.

I do like Lucario replacing Mewtwo and how Mewtwo and Pichu are trophies.

Pokemon trainer, Ash Ketchum, has three pokemon! Screw Squirtle, Ivysaur and Charizard rule! Their attacks make good combos.


Characters I wanted in Brawl

Krystal
Tails Prower
Knuckles
Shadow the Hedgehog
Deoxys
Metal Sonic


Obviously, Nintendo hates 3rd part characters but was forced to let Sonic and Snake in due to popular demand. They should have done more for them, for example, more than one fighter from each universe. Star Fox has 3 characters, all with the same moves, and Sonic only has one, Sonic himself. Nintendo, please don't tell me it was because of the budget.

Mario obviously gets a lot of attention in general, but they go overboard in brawl. Mario is the only character you can use in a stage builder demo, he's in most of the final smash trophies and has the most stages. WE GET IT! Nintendo likes Mario, but we had enough! Also, since Mario is lower tier due to his down B, it makes playing as him harder to do.

Possibly the only thing I hate about brawl was those delays, but with all these new characters, it was worth the wait. I also wanted a Dawn or Leaf costume for the pokemon trainer, but don't tell my why I do…


Bosses

Petey Pirahna from Mario games. This guy is one of the most famous bosses in Mario games even if he didn't appear until Mario Sunshine. However, he has a different fighting style in SSBB. He captures Peach and Zelda in metal cages (possibly so he can rape them later) and attacks his enemies with these cages, not caring about how the princesses get thrashed around in them. He's really easy, just attack one of the cages and run away from his attacks. He only has two attacks, a jump that looks like Dedede's up B and when he slams one of the cages. I notice that he never pukes in SSBB, maybe he doesn't take ipecac anymore.

Ridley/Meta Ridley from Metroid games. This dragon/pterodactyl thing is actually the leader of space pirates and his intelligence is similar to that of a human, despite his crazy attitude. Ridley defends a Subspace factory and tries to kill Samus by scrapping her suit off with a metal wall while flying at 500mph, but Pikachu kicked his ass with a thunder attack. The first battle has him using his super speed and flying abilities to overwhelm the player. However, Ridley's attacks can be avoided with good timing.

Meta Ridley has a different fighting style. Since the only platform in the fight is the Falcon Flyer, Meta Ridley will try to shake it or beat it up. Any uncareful players will instantly die. Meta Ridley also shoots fireballs from his mouth. His quick speed and instant ko attacks are annoying, but in the subspace mode, you only have 2 minutes before you die (you're in a factory that is self destructing… so get the hell out of there!) and Meta Ridley will sometimes hover near the edge of the screen, but eventually, you can learn how to defeat him with enough practice.

Rayquaza from Pokemon games. Rayquaza appears in 3rd generation games as the king of the sky and that hippie that stopped the fighting between Kyogre and Groundon (hey man, why can't we be friends?). Rayquaza is the longest legendary pokemon and is really powerful. In SSBB, Raquaza hates people entering his territory (similar to what happened in Destiny Deoxys) and attacks Diddykong and Fox. Rayquaza uses Thunder, Fly, Dig, ExtremeSpeed, Dragon Pulse, Roar, Glare and Iron tail. Rayquaza is powerful and fast, but predictable. Find out how he uses his moves and counter or evade them.

Porky Minch from Earthbound games (Japan only). Since no one knows about him in America, here's his bio. Porky was a kid with Pk powers, but he was also a fat selfish bastard. He decided to create his own city, which is somehow, floating in the sky… Porky tried to become even more powerful by time traveling, but since he couldn't bring his machine with him while he time traveled, he was pretty much screwed. Eventually, after about 10,000 years, he returns to the normal timeline, even though he should have killed Lucas while he was a baby so he wouldn't fight him today. I don't know how he was able to be 10,000 years old without dying from old age, but it is obvious that Porky is too weak to fight on his own. His army created a spider bed robot thing that is super sweet, why don't I have one? In SSBB, Porky puts his spider robot inside a statue of himself. This statue has 100,000,000 hp in his videogames. It doesn't matter what video game you play, 100 million hp is a lot. Yet Ness somehow is able to destroy it with just one Pk Flash... yeah… In the Spider Bed Machine, Porky is able to ram into the player, shoot tiny Porky androids that self destruct, and shoot two different lasers from his robot. He is one of the hardest bosses since touching him can hurt you. Try not to kill yourself.

Duon is a new character created for SSBB. After Solid Snake kicked the Mr Game and Watches' asses, they transformed into Duon, a two headed knight robot thing… He moves around on two wheels, which is weird. He can easily trip on a banana peel and scream 'help, I have fallen and I can't get up'. The blue side uses swords while the pink side uses blasters. Avoid their attacks isn't easy for slow character and Duon is stronger than he looks, even if being 20ft tall make him look very strong.

Galleom is another SSBB only character. You need to fight him twice in the subspace mode. He reminds everyone of the Transformers robots like Optimus Prime cause Galleom can transform into a tank. Galleom uses his super strength and rockets to fight. He is powerful, but is easy to dodge.

Tabuu is yet another SSBB only character, but he's the main boss. Tabuu looks like Tron, but he is a real badass dude. In the subspace mode, you use 6 different characters, but some players might need even more than that. Tabuu teleports across the stage and uses about 15 different attacks. Most of his attacks are fast and deadly. His main attack, the Off Waves, are three shockwaves that cover the entire stage. One hit will almost always kill you're guys. It's almost impossible to avoid all three of the blasts, so you need to kill Tabuu asap.


Last words about brawl, Sonic needed a bigger appearance in the Subspace mode. Pikachu is soooooo lucky, he hangs out with Zamus... enough said. Olimar is very unlucky, he's hanging with Captain Falcon, who's trying to kill his pikmin with a FALCON PUNCH!!!!