The Official Abandoned Cantina
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Feb 13, 2012 6:59 am GMT
*looks at lord humungus*
Im headin out to the new cantina across the street
*walks away lazily*
Feb 14, 2012 7:52 am GMT
No, Lord Humungus, that's not Chris's blood. If it were, you could sell it for 4 times the amount of a comparable steroid assuming we're talking about RE5 Chris.
*Slowly crawls out from behind the bar*
Anyone got any bacta? I"ll trade the barkeep job for it...
Feb 14, 2012 12:39 pm GMT
*hands over 10 bacta packs*
have fun with them. i shot cuz i was wored
*gives lightsabers to army of giant spiders he controls*
Feb 14, 2012 2:22 pm GMT
*uses bacta*
That's much better! Enjoy being barkeep. And just out of curiousity, how many lightsabers can a spider hold anyway? Just wondering...
*puts on cortosis armor*
Feb 15, 2012 11:47 am GMT
It depends on what sabers and how many arms are used. for example, one spider can hold from one saber up to 16
(8 doublesabers).
*gets red milk and radiates a red-like lightning aura*
Feb 23, 2012 9:33 am GMT
Void_Master posted...
*uses bacta*That's much better! Enjoy being barkeep. And just out of curiousity, how many lightsabers can a spider hold anyway? Just wondering...*puts on cortosis armor*
That depends... are we also considering telekinetic lightsaber combat?
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Feb 23, 2012 10:43 am GMT
*looks at ThunderCavalier agressively*
Ya lookin for a fight?
*spiders light up sabers*
*pulls out elite rifle*
Feb 24, 2012 9:16 am GMT
Elite rifle eh? I use that for backup, as I have the Elite pistol! Many a jedi has fallen to it's precision. But I'm no aggressor, so I'll just defend myself. And I still have my anesthetic pistol as well...
*Moves stealthily toward air vent behind the bar*
Feb 24, 2012 12:23 pm GMT
*spiders guarsd vent*
you cant leave until you put your weapons away
*motions to spiders to attack anyone who leaves with a weapon drawn*
Feb 26, 2012 4:06 pm GMT
*Walks into cantina*
My friend here doesn't like the look of any of you.
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Feb 27, 2012 6:50 am GMT
*spiders attack LambentEarache*
You insultin us? well the, you die
*sits down at booth because he feels like it even though its covered in tumbleweeds*
you missed some
Feb 27, 2012 2:17 pm GMT
*Looks at silly stuff happening from the bar and shakes head*
Pfft, a spider with lightsabers is nothing when you can use your mind to wield several dozen sabers at once. You just need to down a couple of drinks to get your mind into a relaxed and receptive state and it's ridiculously easy.
*Takes a sip of juma*
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Mar 2, 2012 8:32 pm GMT
Don't be too proud of this arachnophobia terror you've constructed. The ability to destroy a planet, ruin the good vibe in this bar by attempting to murder the bartender, or even give the bar patrons the heebie-jeeby-creepy-crawlies, is insignificant next to the power of the Force.
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I maintain my lawn through sheer intimidation.
XBL: Lord Humungus70
Mar 5, 2012 6:44 am GMT
i have to agree with you on that
Mar 5, 2012 11:18 am GMT
*Walks into cantina and sees army of spiders, sulky looking krayt dragon, thermal detonator explosion markings just outside, blood all in the blue milk, and several odd looking patrons*
I must say, this is probably the most high quality establishment on all of Tattooine!
*Takes seat at bar*
I'll have a Juma Juice my good man!
*Drinks Juma happily while remembering the good times of Battlefront 1 and 2 and decides to begin playing them again*
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Mar 7, 2012 1:01 am GMT
Holy God I can't believe you guys still post here...
It's been so long....
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Mar 7, 2012 6:44 am GMT
What is "so long" anyway? Time is a totally made up thing that we sentients use to keep ourselves busy with. Also I haven't found anywhere else in the sector that has such fine vents to crawl through while also serving some of the best Blue Milk around.
*reaches out from cardboard box to get a blue milk, leaves a good tip*
Mar 7, 2012 9:27 am GMT
*accepts tip and restocks all milk flavors*
*tells spiders to go off duty*
Mar 9, 2012 5:49 pm GMT
Hey, spiders.....wanna buy some death sticks?
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I maintain my lawn through sheer intimidation.
XBL: Lord Humungus70
Mar 13, 2012 9:20 am GMT
yay aggresive spiders have gone get the funky music started I feel like a Partay!!!! I would like some Juma and shots for everyone (please serve strongest shot to all) hands over 1000 republic credits.
Keep the change you filthy animal!
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