Difficulty:

Easy

Time Spent:

10 Hours or Less

The Bottom Line:

"Too short"

thank you for choosing to read my review! i appreciate it very much!

was i too silly in this review?

this game is so fun and it's so cute and it's so awesome and it's so fantabulous and every other word in the dictionary that has a same or similar meaning to awesome! really, this game is madd cool! let me tell you why: it's super duper totally awesome and madd kewl and stuff! i know the exact word to describe this game... FADOODLEZ!!!

ok. the plot is that there's some planet that a bunch of these little robotic bug thingys are coming from, and the robotic bug thingys were taking over starfox's world. and a fat pig was taking things that starfox needed to stop the robotic bugs from coming to his planet. so, you have to kill the pig (which does happen in the game. AND they show the murder scene) and kill the queen of the planet of the robotic bugs!

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movin along now!!! the graphics in this game are pretty good. like, the environments in this game are so nicely detailed, but most of the characters have detail that is not noticeable unless you zoom the camera really close up to the characters. some of the characters got no detail at all! that's kinda bad. well, it can be good depending on which way you look at it. but the way i look at it, it's BAD. like, some people look like walking statues. that's how much detail the game lacks.

the controls in this game are pretty good as well. like, when you ride a space ship or run on foot, the controls are good. but if you ride a tank, then the controls get kinda clunky. like, the controls are simple, though. like, you can change the controls in the options menu, so i really can't give too many examples, except that you move with the control stick, and you can make starfox dance like a robot by pressing the z button. (i am serious)

the music in this game is kinda annoying. like, the music fits with the levels just fine, but i don't like how the music loops around pretty fast. like, if the music was less annoying, this game would be a bit more enjoyable. the sound effects in this game are pretty realistic. why would i gives an x-ample of the sound effects if they were realistic? if they're realistic, then you should know what sound you would hear when something explodes in this game. am i right? GOOD!

the game has a HUGE variety of weapons to use! like, you can use ray guns, machine guns, gatling guns, grenades, land mines, bazookas, and loads of other cool bombs and guns! and, you can ride spaceships (i think i said that already), and you can use tanks! (i think i said that already, too.)

now, my biggest problem with this game is that it's very short. there's only 10 levels in the entire game, and it took me 2 and a half days to beat this game. now, you tell me, is a game that takes anywhere less than a week (in this case, almost 3 days) worth buying and keeping in your collection of games forever? no. not at all. since this game is so short, you should rent this game instead of buying it. because renting this game instead of buying it would give you enough time to beat this game, and you only pay around $10 instead of buying it for $20. and anyway, since this game is EXTREMELY hard to find (it took me almost a year to finally find it at game stop), it's even more worth it to rent it than buy it! so please, do not buy this game! rent it! do ya hear me, lady? RENT IT! RENT IT! RENT IT! RENT IT! RENT IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ok. i will stop that now. :) PLEASE RATE!!!

wait a second! does blockbuster even still let people rent game cube games?