please kill me

User Rating: 1 | Stalin vs. Martians PC
By Talhazad | Review Date:
I read all of the bad reviews and wondered whether the game was that bad. I got the game and I played 2 first levels. I dont even want to talk about it. I really wish I would have listened to you guys, I am truly sorry for ever playing it.
This is even worse then most of the crappy games that AVGN reviews.
It is very bad.
I showed it to a small kid who did not yet have a chance to become a gamer of any level, just to see the reaction. After 5 minutes he asked me to turn off the sound. I thought, fair enough, there are probably people out there who like this kind of ... eh.. music i guess.
After 10 minutes he really did not want to play.
It is very bad!!
I showed the game to my mom and since we are both from the old USSR, I thought she might find the humor in it. She thought at first that yeah, It might sound far (very far) out but why the heck not.
3 minutes in and I lost her as well.
Several of my friends told me to seek professional help after I told them to play the game. This game cannot get enough bad reviews, so I ask all of you to make you review and tell the world, how really really really bad this is.
I will be starting a SvsM group for people who have been damaged by this product to help all the poor souls who like me, out of pure interest tried this horrid... thing.
God save us all.

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