So, you want some strategy? Stay Away from this game, THATS A STRATEGY!

User Rating: 1 | Stalin vs. Martians PC
Woah, what have i got myself into? My friend got a copy from Ebay, i played it, and... i am lost of words, the frustrating gameplay, the terrible voice acting, and the gratutious grating sound design makes me want to hang.

Seriously, someone must have looked at Halo Wars and said "Holy $%@#, i want to do that and get great reviews, and be famous." Heh, good luck with that, amigo, try your best, to make fun of a dancing communist freak, trying to take over the world, while battling the Marvin the Martians army at the same time.

The gameplay is basic, yet frustrating, because of the bad control movement, it sort of takes a few seconds to move the screen. You want terrible voice-acting, you came to the right game, man. Terrible, yet random voice-acting you'll ever hear, it tops Next Life, at least with bad voice-acting, only difference being i'll rather play that than Stalin V.S Martianbrains anyday.

Music? Umm, imagine having a record player playing Micheal Jackson, and then get Chuck Norris to *beat* the crap out the record player, yeah, try listen to "Thriller" with countinuous skipping and also messed-up. The sound is even worst.

The character designs for the Martians are just stero-typical and just down-right cliche, they look those alien things from JUST about EVERY bloody cartoon out there, particularly the Science Fiction cartoons, but i rather watch those anyday.

Want a game that just repeats the same thing, over and over again, reminds me of Dynasty Warriors, only not fun. It never ends, it's gets boring and very repetitve quickly before can say "Super Stupid Stalin" There also seems to be not much of a story to it, to my knowledge, anyway. All you know that it's Stalin VS Martiancheaseballs, thats it, not a whole lot is added in. Disappointing.

Technical is tiring, broken, and glitchy beyond you wildest dreams. First of all your armymen or soliders will get killed easily, thats just an example, i spent 7 hours playing, because anymore hours, and i'll braking out the napalm. But thats probably a record at the same time. The only postitive: Well, for Stalin opinions, dancing beats walking, one time i actually spotted some guy in the battlefield dancing away, had to be him.

So, you want some strategy? Stay Away from this game, THATS A STRATEGY! The biggest problem is that it's not really an RTS, an RTS has strategy, and better AI, one thing i forgot to mention, AI is about as dumb as you can get, but hey, let me tell ya, it can't top Big Rigs.

Stay away from Stalin Vs Martians, save your $20.

P.S: The only way to kill this game: Fire and Holy Water