I rather go to the ufo with the aliens

User Rating: 1 | Stalin vs. Martians PC
By coolermaster123 | Review Date:

Before even trying to play this game you can get an idea of how poorly made it is by visiting the website. Not only is the dancing Stalin completely nonsensical but the writing on the website looks like it was done by an egotistical dumba$$. Claims like "Stalin vs. Martians is also a good real-time strategy game. Probably one of the best in years and years. You can quote us on that." or "And superabilities. You can't even imagine them. Trust us - they will impress you." Comments like this should conjure the same reaction when a used car sales man with a bad comb-over approaches you on a car lot and says "I like you so much, here is what I am going to do for you...".

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