good day to you, creatures of the multiverse. the Japanese port of Spyro 1 is a curse. in PAL & North America, the game is a classic! but what the Japanese got was bad - that’s it.no, i’m just kidding, there’s things to be said. like how the fixed camera screws around with the head. that’s just what i want while i’m exploring this world. give me a copy of this, so it can get shot, & then hurled. you know what makes me wanna pull out someone’s goatee? how, in this game, Spiral is so bloody floaty. & how cool was it that you could try out Crash Warped? in Japan, that feature has been turned to a corpse. i like how through Sparx, Spyro’s health can be seen. in Japan, our little dragonfly is always green. at least there’s a PocketStation game feature, damn. and that’s my poem, wait, what the hell’s a Japan?
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