Unbalanced AI, poor shooting control, and shoddy design at every level of the experience make this extreme sports title unworthy of your $30.
- Decent graphics, at least when they're not moving
- Custom maps can be played online
- Duck and shoot commands taken from Greg Hastings.
- Terrible soundtrack
- Bugs, particularly in multiplayer
- Boring campaign mode with cheap, infallible enemies
- No friendly AI commands
- Terrible control.
Youth hobbies are distancing themselves further and further from action these days. Yu-Gi-Oh is a game about playing a game about fighting monsters, and Splat Magazine's Renegade Paintball is about reading a publication about playing a game that simulates war. For all but the most dedicated of fans, this isn't a thrilling premise. But Renegade Paintball is better than some of its budget-bin competition. It seems like Global Star Software played Greg Hastings' Tournament Paintball and tried to incorporate as many of the features therein as possible. Its success was inconsistent.
Renegade Paintball features a difficult career mode that's essentially a tutorial for multiplayer confrontations. As in Greg Hastings, you've got elimination matches, in which you have to paint each member of the opposing team, and CTF matches, in which you either have to capture the enemy flag or a center flag between your bases, depending on the map. These levels include woodsball and speedball arenas, which give players a taste of traditional and avant-garde paintball gameplay. Woodsball takes place in large outdoor arenas with cabins and rocks as cover. Speedball is set in smaller arenas and uses artificial, inflatable cover. The latter is, as the name would imply, much quicker. As one shot kills in any paintball game, you'll be respawning a lot in speedball.
In career mode, you'll choose from one of several paintball "greats," including an editor from sponsor Splat Magazine, Chris "IQ" Iaquinta. Enthusiasts may be familiar with some of these big ballers, but anyone else probably won't have a clue. Your character choice actually means little, as all players seem to perform equally. If you die in an elimination match, time will stop and your spirit will appear to leave your body, moving to take control of another player. Characters without licensed names are called horrible things like "N00b Bob." Of course, that's fitting for a game that exclaims "You got served!" when the computer dishes out an especially heinous beating. At the start of a particular map, the same baritone announcer voice asks, "Do you have what it takes to be king, [dramatic pause] or will you just be [another dramatic pause] a court jester?"
The appeal of the single-player campaign is limited, due to huge gameplay imbalances. The odds seem hopelessly tilted in favor of your CPU opponent, especially on the Xbox, in which there is no auto-aim. You're simply expected to be as accurate with your thumbsticks as you would be with a high-resolution mouse. As a result, it's incredibly hard to hit anything on the Xbox, especially with the first few, lower-powered markers (guns). Compounding the problem is slightly jerky character animation, which makes it really tough to anticipate enemy movements and to lead your shots accordingly. Consequently, pretty much the only way to score frags is by shooting dozens of paintballs in a wide spray. When the scores are tallied, having 5 percent accuracy means you performed well. This is not true of real-life paintball. Even on the PC you'll have a lot of trouble hitting the mark, although this is due mostly to jerky graphics.
By contrast, the CPU seems to hit its mark the first time, every time--at least on normal difficulty. If you, even for one moment, step out of cover, you'll be bombarded by a spray of enemy paintballs, regardless of your distance from hostiles. Meanwhile, your friendly artificial intelligence characters are completely useless. On capture-the-flag maps, they'll never, ever capture the flag on their own. You'll have to do everything yourself.
Some of these problems could have been mitigated by rudimentary team commands, like "get the flag" or "guard the base." Instead, your teammates pretty much do whatever they feel like at the time, which may be totally counterproductive. On certain maps, one of your men will invariably occupy a sniper tower, even if the gun he's wielding doesn't have the firepower to reach anyone from there, which is the case for all but the ultimate weapon, "Sweetness." You won't even realize the poor sap is holed up all by himself until you die (before which you single-handedly wasted five dudes) and spawn in his brainless body.
Throughout the game, you'll be heavily reliant on Renegade Paintball's best tactical feature, which is borrowed directly from Greg Hastings. With the use of the left trigger, in conjunction with the left analog stick, you can snap in and out of cover and take aim at your foes. Your gun and body will lean into the open, but will snap back as soon as you release the thumbstick. You can perform snaps while standing or squatting, but not while prone, due to the obvious mobility limitations inherent in that position.