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The Dos and Don'ts of Video Game Villainy

Dos: Fire

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  • Posted 08/31/2010
Evil geniuses, vengeful dinosaurs, and sulking sorcerers--no matter the villain, it seems as though there's a defined way of engaging in nefarious matters in the world of video games. For every well-laid, sinister plan, there always seems to be one thing that makes it all go horribly wrong. But as any villain would tell you, there's (almost) always a next time, and with that in mind, we'd like to offer some tips to villains having trouble realizing their hopes for world domination.

We're just going to put this out there--if your lair isn't surrounded by some sort of fire, you're not much of a villain. Not only do flames add moody lighting and make you look more sinister than you really are (you know, like the flashlight under the face thing), but they also provide an uncomfortable level of heat that generally makes any heavily armored hero think twice before entering your sauna of doom. Another helpful tip: It helps if you have some kind of precarious path for a hero to cross, like a bridge or a series of platforms--one false step, and that hero is toast. Bonus points abound if you throw stuff (a fireball will work, but try to be creative) or send flying henchmen at the hero while they're venturing into your trap. Man, do heroes hate that!

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19 Comments

  • g1rldraco7

    Posted Sep 10, 2010 10:26 pm GMT

    Excellent faeture here. Made me laugh hard

  • Hurvl

    Posted Sep 2, 2010 6:37 am GMT

    Lol, I thought Dos: Fire meant DOS: Fire, as in, having fire in a game that you run with DOS. That would seem a strange restriction though, especially considering that Mario was on NES.

  • Backlash24

    Posted Sep 2, 2010 4:49 am GMT

    Awesome feature!

  • AjarnLenny

    Posted Sep 1, 2010 6:45 pm GMT

    Haha. Cool feature! Love the fire!

  • maseman96

    Posted Sep 1, 2010 6:14 pm GMT

    i dont get how bowser is the same size as mario. wierd.

  • Thyf

    Posted Sep 1, 2010 4:26 pm GMT

    It's just me, or it looks like Mario is spitting fire on Bowser?

  • AverageGamer99

    Posted Sep 1, 2010 1:45 pm GMT

    I always found this original. How would you dodge Bowser in real life? Only Kobe could really.

  • MOwens9512

    Posted Sep 1, 2010 7:04 am GMT

    Nothing like frying a hero up before eating him whole I say.

  • bodylotion

    Posted Sep 1, 2010 6:19 am GMT

    Mario ofcourse is a classic. It's a good game but besides that everyone who bought a nintendo got Mario with it which automatically made it one of the most played games back then. I got my NES with Mario Bros 2 but I knew i wanted a NES because i played Mario.

  • pudgexd

    Posted Sep 1, 2010 1:34 am GMT

    Mario best classic game ever made!

  • cid_007

    Posted Sep 1, 2010 12:29 am GMT

    Bowser is a classic villain.

  • gAb377

    Posted Aug 31, 2010 8:55 pm GMT

    tha... thats that creepy BOWSERS laugh

  • RighteousPlank

    Posted Aug 31, 2010 8:36 pm GMT

    ahh good times with bowser

  • Xplode_77

    Posted Aug 31, 2010 8:33 pm GMT

    Ice-man, you are not a good villain! (sarcasm) (salad)

  • Dj_Scratcher

    Posted Aug 31, 2010 8:06 pm GMT

    green_dominator you're playing STALKER too much ))))

  • calvinsora

    Posted Aug 31, 2010 5:18 pm GMT

    If you don't got the flame, you don't got the evil (?)

  • gashoe13

    Posted Aug 31, 2010 5:15 pm GMT

    Lol. Awesome.

  • green_dominator

    Posted Aug 31, 2010 5:08 pm GMT

    What about surrounding your lair with pools of acid or nuclear waste?? that always works out too ya know lol

  • mariostar0001

    Posted Aug 31, 2010 4:10 pm GMT

    Yeah, that's good.