User Rating: 5 | Soldier of Fortune II: Double Helix XBOX
Have you ever wondered what the definition of lazy is? Me either, that is until I sat down to write this review. I went to www.dictionary.com and got it as a service to all of you. Here it is: la·zy ( P ) Pronunciation Key (lz) adj. la·zi·er, la·zi·est 1: Resistant to work or exertion; disposed to idleness. 2: Slow-moving; sluggish: a lazy river. 3: Conducive to idleness or indolence: a lazy summer day. 4: The people who ported SoF2 from PC to the Xbox. That's right, did you see the last one!? I swear that's what it said. Apparently the fine people at dictionary.com must have played the Xbox version of Sof2! As soon as you start the game you think "Hmm, thats odd I don't remember the secretaries face being gray." Then you will notice the fact that NO ONES MOUTHS MOVE AT ALL! Now that may not seem like a big deal, but come on! This is the Xbox. The PC version already had the mouths, decent models, good colors, etc. I bought the Xbox version because I wanted to play an enhanced version, instead it looks like the people in charge of porting this game worked overtime to make it look worse! Maybe I am just spoiled on Halo, Wolfienstien... hell just about any other Xbox game I've played. I guess these guys played 007: Agent Under Fire and thought "Wow our game is better than this! Research over!" if that's the case I can understand, but I don't excuse. There simply is no explination for how they screwed up this bad except the definition above.
