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Saints Row: The Third User Review

Slim-Jim2011

So boring you'll yawn to sleep.

  • Posted Oct 5, 2012 6:19 am GMT
Difficulty:
Very Easy
Time Spent:
10 Hours or Less
The Bottom Line:
"Boring"
1.) The story was broken into bits and had to repeat (starting a new game) to understand some of the parts.2.) The cars handle and move alot better than SR2 and lacking alot of cars from SR2. The motorcycles handle and move better as well but the customization was lacking.3.) Character and vehicle customization is lacking alot of "to do". The clothing sucks gorilla nuts and the vehicle customization is just lacking alot of stuff.4.) There wasn't alot of weapons to use, the purple bat and the apoca fists got boring real quick. Not many firearms to chose from.5.) The lack of food places to carry or restore health and the lack of drug stores.6.) You make all this money and barely anything to purchase. 90% of it will go into upgrades player and weapons.7.) The characters, no mater how hard he tried Hogan failed to voice as a Mexican wrestler, Shaundi had a great new look but she is just trying to take Gat's place, Pierce is still a whiny little girl but not as bad as SR2, Viola is obviously Sasha Grey.8.) Gat dies and returns as a giant retarded clone.9.) Once you get dual wielding you get turn it off.10.) The terrible cribs the power plant, bdsm club, and the casino are all the same.11.) Big city and barely any interactions with the people or the environment.12.) The $9.99 online pass, and ridiculously over price DLC's.13.) The blind people that can't see the truth of the game. THQ scam all cause they were going bankrupt they made millions and we had to suffer of a half complete game.
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